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We have your chat log right here. You said, quote

>I am a big guy for you

What did you mean by this?

Didn't Chris Hansen get busted for some kind of child related crime?

>that delicious moment when the perp realises that they can no longer wriggle out of the situation because Chris has the chatlog.

And i'm saying "Mmmm these are homebaked"

i knew what it was

He was caught cheating on his wife with an intern or something.

Did they ever catch a black guy?

Yes, a few.

I remember there was one in the beach investigation and he started asking Chris if he could give him a lift home or to the station or something.

>My sides

>You say "I want to blank your brains out"
>You think that's appropriate conversation... for a 13 year old girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=IPUZYSZLrJA

The best excuse
>"I've only done it with my wife"

>mfw mfw when

>let go of the keys
>they're my keys
>LET GO OF THE KEYS

Best part is when the pedo knows there's cops outside, gets the to floor calmly with his arms up and they still smash him.

ATLANTIC CITY

>I was just coming over to tell her I wasn't coming over

No the best excuse is
>"I'm dating a nigger, a young black woman"

Fuck, whoops.

>"I've came here to tell that i wouldnt come"

>Did you ever do any work on Kindergarden Cop?

>I saw the movie.

>it's a sweet tea episode

>I came here to talk her out of it

Putting the hat back on after pulling his shirt over his face is what kills me with this scene.

His accent, his face, his drawl

I fucking love Chips Handon

when will they learn?
youtu.be/Gs6t8B-SUtI

>oops

favorite guy, he shows zero remorse.

I like rape!

Episode without Hansen when? If you catch my drift

He's so good. Voice is perfect when he reads the chat-logs, too
I can't wait for Hansen v Predator. Hopefully he hasn't lost his touch.
It'll be great to watch it with Sup Forums when the episodes come out.

>We are filming

creepy

When the fuck can we see Hansen vs Predator?

>DO U HAVE ANY COUNDOM?
>no
>I MUST GO SHOPPING

Wait there's a beach episode? I need to see this

this dude here

...

I WAS JUST GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!

>What makes you think this is ok?

No one on earth reads that statement like him.

I hope he's still got it I look forward to the Sup Forums stream.

>I can't control my horny level

fuck this show was hilarious

> I'd like to suck *bleep* *bleep* my nipples *bleep*

youtube.com/watch?v=uI81FJpv_Sk

Young-retarded-bill-bob-thornton opens up in a nice conversation....

...in swaggers Chris: "you seemed pretty confident on the internet"

What happens for them in jail?

>that episode with the rabbi
>can practically see his life pass before his eyes when the cameras enter the room and he attempts to put his hands over the lenses while looking like hes gonna have a stroke
>c-come on guys

I don't want this cookie anymore.

>falls as he leaves
>tries to walk away all casual

sensationalist media at its best.

>"Did you bring the condoms?"
>"Yeaahhhhh"

I don't have a last name

How do you call this haircut?

>You're naked, there's a 14 year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got... cool whip, and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you'll have sex with her
>is that.. accurate?

Honestly that rabbi was pretty scary, particularly with that slow tone he takes with Hansen.
He was one of the only people from memory who really got in their face, too.
A lot less scary after you see that topless photo though.

>I don't have a last name

No hug for me?

Literally nothing wrong with fucking 14 year olds, legal in half of the civilized world. Americans are just fucked up about all sexuality.

>mfw americans don't regularly get naked and go in a hot room with their friends and drink beer and have lengthy discussions about life

best part was when the rabbi was helplessly trying to cover his face while on his fit of rage.

>After that; Chris came out and he realised he wasn't going to get anything for his birthday

youtube.com/watch?v=_0Od_Rhxbco

What the fuck is wrong with his eye?

Richer Breault

nevr4get

He's the only one I felt bad for, and it's kind of silly because I think he was like 19 trying to meet a 15.

FUCKING NORMIE BITCH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The 90's mallrat

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now is not the time for hugs, that comes later

I honestly think he went blind for a brief moment because his brain couldn't handle what just happened

bayjones on JUST watch

He practically fell over himself.
Guess there's more than his face out there now, huh?

I believe 13, but yeah. Pretty easy to feel bad for him when you've got 8 minutes of him breaking down and crying.

What about the guy that had the letter in his car?

"I am not a pedo, I was going to tell this girl no and to stop talking in chat rooms"

JOHN CENAAAAAAA

Do you guys have a favorite 'predator realizes they're fucked' moment?

Mine is either that doctor smashing his sunglasses or

>You want to be a television reporter?
>Yeah
>Have you ever been on TV before?
>No
>Well this is one of those good news, bad news situations John. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC

That's actually mine too. Do you have a video of that? I was looking for it the other day. Was that from the beach investigation?

All good mate, I found it.
youtube.com/watch?v=1tUE3J63JN8

2:50.

The absolute madman

I don't feel sorry for the other hebes and ephebes when they break down, but you can tell Richer has a bright future and it's just slipping away. Even if it was 13/14, my dude was only 19.

>his shoes were untied
i bet he was naked in that mcdonalds but was caught or just felt that something was not right.

I think it's the locale; had the best paedos


The first guy in the video; worried it's a sting lol.

>but as he's about to find out: everything isn't cool

Something else I love about ikeman is how familiar his vernacular is to me.
>Like there's this show the daily show they make fun of the news but it really is the news
>Yeah so I usually dnot worry about stuff like that but it was like so awkward

It's amazing I think the guy hides under the boardwalk at one point.

You can only imagine what was going through his mind the second the decoy stood up and walked away.That was also the investigation with the dude asking for a lift after Hansen was done with him.

So fucking good.

I have no idea how TCAP stays so amusing and satisfying to watch despite having seen it countless times.

NO RUBER

OH CWAP

>I have no idea how TCAP stays so amusing and satisfying to watch despite having seen it countless times.


Yeah you do.

Same reason I can watch these video's a thousand times.

It's Chris' cocky demeanor as he delivers the end of these people's lives.

>'I just came to get somethin to eat'

>You can only imagine what was going through his mind the second the decoy stood up and walked away
Made more amusing that when he and the decoy meet they seem to get off to a decent start, and the fact that he doesn't seem to meet many girls. He seemed nervous but excited.

Then she just gets up and walks away, he feels dumb and tricked.

Also pedophile retardation

hi_buddy_waz_up

Yeah, you're right.
He's just so fucking good.

youtube.com/watch?v=NljSvoipfDo

>suck on your blank and feel the tummy

>I'm not a real predator

Wasn't there a kickstarter for a new season or something? What happened to that?

I think the last update said they'd gotten about 10 or so people and they were currently editing the episode together.

No episodes have been released yet

It's a new show called Hansen vs Predator. They've already recordee the first episode and now they're just trying to find a studio that is willing to put their show on the air.

...

great news, I thought it was abandoned or something

>Pajeet
>obviously a Mexican

If you're going to meme then at least do it correctly.

Nah, it's well on it's way. Hopefully not too far off either, but who knows.

I'm sure there will be plenty of threads about it when it does comes out, as well as streams, so you're not likely to miss it.

What do the people who are caught normally do afterwards? Kill themselves?

What are some other shows I can watch where people get arrested for thought crimes?

That's how the show ended dude. Guy blew his brains out.

Wasn't he like a politician or something? Unless I'm getting confused with another predator.

Go to prison?

is it this one from texas?
youtu.be/f8aHFL_BCq0?t=3m17s

yea.. It's unusual because he didn't go to the house and he probably caught on that he was being entrapped. He was a god damn lawyer.. Respectable type of person who's life would be ruined..

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>ywn make your own TCAP episodes