Let me tell you a story. It's a love story, a one sided love story between a burger and a mutant

Let me tell you a story. It's a love story, a one sided love story between a burger and a mutant.

>was in a military academy for breaking too many eggs
>all men
>can't leave campus
>make international pals account because so lonely
>claim I need help with practicing Russian
>qt Ukrainian messages me
>we end up messaging for months
>she considers me her fucking boyfriend
>she fucking loves me.
>to me she's just someone to talk to that's not another male.
>ignore her for a bit.
>a week later get back on
>it was my bday that week
>her like whole fucking family baked me a cake with my name on it.
>her friends at school made a giant postcard with my name on it.
>they fucking had a party for my birthday.
Apparently me not responding broke her heart. It was getting too much and I just never logged back on. Still never went back on. But damn Ukrainians are pure as fuck

>ukrainian
>ukrainians

I'm logging back in for the first time in two years to get the pics for proof

I feel bad

This isn't how I remembered it. I feel like an ass hole looking back

...

I just checked, she unfriended me

You are an idiot

Holy shit

you fucking idiot

She wants your citizenship m8. And you fell for it hook,line and sinker.

Christ man
Kinda feel sorry for you
Kinda feel sorry for her

I don't care that she's a gold digger, she's super sweet.

1.youre a goddamit idiot and you deserve getting trashed
2.shes probably doing this to get a green card, once she gets the green card she I'll bring her parents and then dump you over some rich guy or go for the BBC

>meet girl online
>she considers you her bf before meeting you
she was insane, you were right to ignore her
pretty qt tho

Happy Birthday Clayton

WTF WHY ISN'T CLAYTON RESPONDING???

That just made me feel sad as shit before going to bed, thanks Clayton

clayton why

This is where Clayton would have had his honeymoon, if he wasn't such an idiot.

except he didn't, because he wasn't interested and it got weird.

Clayton she was such a qt, try and get her back

QT

You're a fucking faggot, dude

You're on a facebook page haha

You're a fucking faggot, Clayton. You should an hero desu.

REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REDDIT

>has a Christmas tree on their flag
Not much better than a leaf but atleast people actually know what country we are

Kill yourself

Kill yourself twice