Let me tell you a story. It's a love story, a one sided love story between a burger and a mutant.
>was in a military academy for breaking too many eggs >all men >can't leave campus >make international pals account because so lonely >claim I need help with practicing Russian >qt Ukrainian messages me >we end up messaging for months >she considers me her fucking boyfriend >she fucking loves me. >to me she's just someone to talk to that's not another male. >ignore her for a bit. >a week later get back on >it was my bday that week >her like whole fucking family baked me a cake with my name on it. >her friends at school made a giant postcard with my name on it. >they fucking had a party for my birthday. Apparently me not responding broke her heart. It was getting too much and I just never logged back on. Still never went back on. But damn Ukrainians are pure as fuck
Gavin Smith
>ukrainian >ukrainians
Ryan Nguyen
I'm logging back in for the first time in two years to get the pics for proof
Parker Cruz
I feel bad
Ian Diaz
This isn't how I remembered it. I feel like an ass hole looking back
Christian Richardson
...
Carson Evans
I just checked, she unfriended me
Nathaniel Watson
You are an idiot
Zachary Phillips
Holy shit
Ryan Walker
you fucking idiot
John Green
She wants your citizenship m8. And you fell for it hook,line and sinker.
John Long
Christ man Kinda feel sorry for you Kinda feel sorry for her
Wyatt Scott
I don't care that she's a gold digger, she's super sweet.
Juan Wright
1.youre a goddamit idiot and you deserve getting trashed 2.shes probably doing this to get a green card, once she gets the green card she I'll bring her parents and then dump you over some rich guy or go for the BBC
Wyatt King
>meet girl online >she considers you her bf before meeting you she was insane, you were right to ignore her pretty qt tho
Oliver Price
Happy Birthday Clayton
Ryan Smith
WTF WHY ISN'T CLAYTON RESPONDING???
Juan Wilson
That just made me feel sad as shit before going to bed, thanks Clayton
Oliver Reyes
clayton why
Christopher Ramirez
This is where Clayton would have had his honeymoon, if he wasn't such an idiot.
Carter Barnes
except he didn't, because he wasn't interested and it got weird.
Carter King
Clayton she was such a qt, try and get her back
Isaiah Collins
QT
Isaiah Morgan
You're a fucking faggot, dude
Dominic Morris
You're on a facebook page haha
Joseph Rivera
You're a fucking faggot, Clayton. You should an hero desu.
Samuel Brooks
REEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REDDIT
Noah Gonzalez
>has a Christmas tree on their flag Not much better than a leaf but atleast people actually know what country we are