Hey /b

Hey /b
Who is this man?

Dan Schneider

Manager of good burger

Oh, you mean Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider?

Dan "Double dubs" Schneider

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider.

Dan "The Defiler" Schneider

That's Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider

Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

Dan "It's Sup Forums not /b you fucking faggot" Schneider

That's Dan "she's 8 and he's already inside her" Schneider

Dan "Shes 8 and feels Great" Schneider

Dan Schneider "The Thigh Divider"

Dan "The Itsy Bitsy" Schneider

He'll crawl up your daughter's spout

kek. pretty clever.

Dan "has sex with young girls with promise to make them stars" Schneider

top kek

Wasn't he in "Head of the Class?"

Dan "I gotta see them feet if we meet" Schneider

Kek

Dan "once shes born, its time for porn" Schneider

lmfao

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Dan "If I babysit her, I'm gonna get in her" Schneider

Oh fuck, I'm going to hell for laughing at this one

Dan "Beat my Meat with your Feet" Schneider

Dan the "SchneiLander"
They can be only 1

Dan "the kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider

Oh shit my sides

Dan "Put my dick in your mouth, before I make you shout" Schneider

Darude - Sandstorm

kek

Dan "i will extiguish the fire in your eyes" Schneider

Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider

Dan "I bet I can" Schneider

Dan "I give it to little girls until they wanna hurl" Schneider

Dan "If she can count, she's ready to mount" Schneider

Dan "it aint rape if shes awake to say no" Schneider

That's Dan "shesafighterholdhertigher" Schneider

kek

Dan "spread 'em wider" Schneider

Dan "your daughter has a promising career in television" Schneider

Dan "If she can stand on her feet, shes ready for my meat" Schneider

Dan "It's never too early to think about a career in porn" Schneider

Oh shit, that's Dan "12chan" Schneider

I like

Thats Dan "I like em tighter" Schneider

Dan "Perma Ban" Schneider

That's Dan "Teach her ABCs and stop at the D" Schneider.

It's Dan "the man that can .. make your daughter a star, hailed from near and afar, make her kneel and take it far, deep and forcibly wider" Schneider

Dan "If she can talk, she's ready for cock" Schneider

Dan "Once shes 8, were going to make a sextape." Schneider

FUCK

Dennis Blunden from Head of the Class.

Dan 'old enough to pee, old enough for me' Schneider

kek

OP here. Thanks.

Hahaha

Dan "Her womb is my tomb" Schneider

Nice dubs. And would give her the D be funnier?

HOLY MOTHER OF KEK

fucking sides went into orbit

That's Dan the man I'm a ride her a nighter Schneider

Dan "Look the other way and counter to 10" Schneider

Top kek

Dan "if your age is on a clock, i want you on my cock" Schneider

I would go for, Dan " Teach her the ABCs and start with the D." Schneider

OP that's obviously not true
He's actually
Dan "It takes 3 babies to jack me off" Schneider

Top fucking kek

Dan "grip it tighter" Schneider

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Not her, nice try though

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Dan "She cant say no with my dick in her throat" Schneider

That's Dan "fuck, she ran" Schneider

Dan "If she can kick, she's on my dick" Schneider

kek

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Excellent, this little ditty should be taught to little girls to warn them against kikes who entrap and rape little white girls

Dan "s2r" Schneider

Dan "I fucked all the little girls in the country, so now the FBI will hunt me" Schneider

Dan "shes ready for the dick when at nick" Schneider

Dan "eye of the spiders, she's a biter" Schneider

Dan "if she walks she's not too young to fuck"Schneider

That's Dan "If the age is on the clock, she can get the cock" Schneider

Dan "The warmth provider" Schneider

Dan "The man with a plan and a windowless van" Schneider

Dan "I'll blind your brown eye" Schneider

Dan "the man who doesn't give a damn because even if you call the cops they'll never find her" Schneider

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Jontron

Dan "Show founder, child mounter" Schneider

Keks on deck

Dan "If she's a fetus, I'll give her my beetus" Schneider

clever

Dan"Its not who you know, Its who you blow"Schneider

yes

Dan "Swallow it all, or no new season this Fall" Schneider

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Dan "the hymen sniper" schneidler