Ask a guy who just ate an entire container of antacids anything

Ask a guy who just ate an entire container of antacids anything.

Are you trying to kill yourself?

How much calories in a whole thing

Why?

Yes
They don't tell you
Because I want to fucking die

legit question

All they have is medical shit on the back.
Not like I'll need it.

Quick google search shows that it won't kill you, just make you puke and shit a lot. Next time do tylenol.

Bump

you need to drink as much water as possible.

Why should I?

tell me if it works

they taste really good

Shit.
Maybe I'll break a window and shove a shard in my head.

>Dubs
>Trips
Holy shit, maybe I shouldn't kill myself, or it may be a sign to kill myself.

They tasted pretty darn good.
Not going to lie

that is the signal

Could we say you are a pretty basic person right now, user?

>Dubs
>TRIPS
I'm not going to kill myself.

Talk to me op why do you want to die?

Now you will never experience acid reflux ever again.

Two tums up

You're my favorite guy on Sup Forums today currently. You won't be puking if you get drunk any time soon.

>Crappy apartment
>Minimum wage at McDonalds, where 60% of the customers are fat/angry/passive aggressive/total dicks
>I have to clean the bathrooms
>No family to support me
>Nothing to look forward in life
>Eat left-over cooked food

>Implying I have enough money to buy liquor.