My associates and I have formed a community of fellow "go-ers". We plan on monopolizing all of the valuable gyms and pokestops. In other words, in order for you to occupy the areas that matter, you will need our permission.
>What the fuck do you mean, user?
It is exactly what you may be thinking right now. We are pimping this shit. Our organization is the Long Neck Brigade. It is a community made up of people from across the 5 boroughs and we have nearly 200 members. More than enough to dominate manhattan. Hell, even as I time this, my comrades are bringing glory to the blue. All my fellow blue men will have no need to worry. You are free to do as you please.
But for the others...all you may expect is heavy taxation.
The time has come. This is our formal declaration of dominance in the city of NY. Try to oppose us, but fail, you will.
its only been a week and there's already a fucking go mafia, jesus christ
Kevin Peterson
I'll just beat you up and shove your phone up your ass. You nerds don't stand a chance.
Dylan Perry
Of course. There is great potential to profit off this app. The intelligent ones know what to do.
William Green
and then push into NJ and Long Island
Logan Wilson
It is YOU who do not stand a chance. Our community is diverse. We have taken measures to recruit physically active individuals who we benefit greatly from.
Feel free to come at us, brother.
Jaxon Sanders
I'll collect items and Pokemon where I please, fag.
Bentley Flores
Like some sort of autism mafia?
Alexander Kelly
>Be me >Friends and I all have strong anti-Semitic views >We create gang on Pokemon Go >We eventually take over the entire neighbourhood as we hoist the Team Valor Flag >We've claimed the land >We walk in groups to Pokestops to charge people to use them >We beat the occasional person >We are officially a mob >We only use Weezings, all of which are named Zyklon B >Mfw I started an anti-Semitic gang
Josiah Hall
Think of it as a Union. We are forcing anyone into anything. Just requesting small donations in order to use the areas we dominate. Call it rent, if you will.
Luke Rivera
Not*
Noah Gray
The sad part is I don't think op is trolling
Samuel Parker
call it by its legal name, extortion you autist fag
Ayden Lopez
Do you know where you are? Are you lost m8?
Nolan Peterson
I think its a well planned troll. Dude is good.
Dominic Perry
Get back to your fucking cage weeb.
Jaxon Bell
I'm not lost. I am currently near the Gym in Union Square patrolling. Feel free to come and hang with us if you want. We'll buy you a drink or a latte from starbucks if you want.
Grayson Reyes
No no. I meant why the fuck are you on /b with this garbage? I dont play Pokemon GO and i most definitely wouldnt be playing it with a group of grown adults. Do you have a job?
Nathan Williams
How do you feel about getting stabbed because this is how you get stabbed.
Andrew Ortiz
Topkek
Connor Martinez
>Grown adults. My bad but you know what the fuck im saying.
Christian Moore
Where have you been?
There is at least 1 pokemon go thread 24/7
Jack Reed
I see them. But theyre never as serious as this dude. Hes like full on wet nuts. Its kind of a red flag honestly.
Ethan Kelly
Not worried at. We travel in groups and I have mace. Shouldn't be much to worry about. One guy is easy to handle.
Nathaniel Phillips
D'you just fucking say mace, cunt?
Alexander Murphy
GO home OP. Just fucking go home
Jack Sanchez
Yes but you are extorting people so you are the aggressor so the stabber is justified in his self defense.
I do really hope someone shoots or stabs you that would be funny.
Christopher Myers
>Sampson Its that you nigga?
Nolan Jenkins
>Mace
Bentley Bailey
What are they going to say, user?
>They weren't letting me battle the gym monsters so I shanked that nigga"
Mason Lewis
Yep. Mace. You bring a knife and I'll bring the spray. A shot to the face will leave you dank for weeks! Hahahha
Colton Williams
Check out this NY group. I met a lot of them at Forest Park earlier.
