Ask a fat, unattractive femanon who has an unloseable v-card anything

ask a fat, unattractive femanon who has an unloseable v-card anything

where did you get that seal pic?

why are you such a pathetic piece of shit

twitter, like two years ago

would you peg me?

nice selfie

Pic related or nah?

We'll be the judge of that. Nude with timestamp pls

Landwhale or not, you know the rules... TITS or GTFO

what is stopping you from losing weight? Are you really just this fucking weak? Can you really not rein in your desires? You're pathetic

what do you think of velas

op do you have a kik

Show hymen. We need proof.

sudden weight gain, depression, now the depression and weight keep each other happening. my face isn't very helpful either. I'm a social retard so i spill spaghetti everywhere i go. if i have free time im eating or masturbating or sulking. i think i was born shit

i would, yeah

lol i've fingered myself too much. its long gone

what is the key to sudden weight gain

yeah im pathetic. i've lost like 40 over two years but im still 220 pounds. cant seem to go lower.
im addicted to shitty food

It's not that we expect to be aroused by any photos. However, if we make an exception for one person, eeeeveryone will want a pass.

Tits with timestamp or GET the FUCK OUT. Them's the rules.

get depressed, drop out of school, spend all my time at home, never go outside or move, drown sorrows in food. i gained 80 pounds in 3 months

does this look real?

okay but what do you think of velas

from whom? We may have a mutual friend :^)

Who's to blame for your eating habits? Mom? Just stop drinking calories altogether, black coffee water, tea. No fucking juices, sodas, creams/milk, they leave you unfulfilled resulting in excess solid food intake.

shoop it to make it look like a cop did it and then make fake tweets / new articles about this new kid wait for the chimpout

Still waiting for pic and timestamp, OP.

Do you like fast food? If so what type? Also, what is your favorite color? Also, if a couple in love suddenly burst into song for no apparent reason, like in one of those Bollywood movies, what would you do?

Where are you? I'll fuck you like no one else will.

crying seal is not that rare, I have seen it five times over the past month. stop being retarded

>femanon
>female
>unlosable V-card
>implying female cannot have sex
>implying literally any man would not pay to sex
>except maybe Chad

i mean look, i realize it's summer, and this is a bait thread, but the absurdity of this nonsense is reaching new levels

>80 pounds in 3 months
Fuck
TITS OR GTFO

I think you are more beautiful tan you think user. You just have to be patient.

The only way you are truely unfuckable is if you're A) black and B) ugly.
If A then B is redundant.

> unlosable vcard
Come on, OP. Tap in to your inner Bill Cosby

Why do you care?
Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be. Just look at me. I'm divorced. And drunk.

Porn is awesome, by the way. Low upkeep.

delet this

wow, really? I am kind of fat too. Like, I've got a couple of rolls. not acceptable. but also not so bad I can't hike trails and stuff

my ideal sexual relationship would be pegging and (giving) oral sex. No penis in vagina. at this point, would you accept an arrangement like that? hypothetically

>sudden weight gain, depression, now the depression and weight keep each other happening. my face isn't very helpful either. I'm a social retard so i spill spaghetti everywhere i go. if i have free time im eating or masturbating or sulking. i think i was born shit

You sound just like one chick I used to fuck.

Send me your nudes on kik @ ethanzhernandez2

post ur feet

Why do you labor under the delusion that nobody will fuck you? My wife is fat. I just ate her pussy. She came really hard. Do you know how to suck dick? Watch some videos, and you can get all the sex you want.

p.s. Can I see a pic of you fat ass?

I am married and drunk. Feels good, right?

Gr8 b8

Thank you user for taking one for the team

can't be fucked reading the FAQ

Lose weight, take a fucking shower and do your makeup and you'll find someone willing to fuck you Shamoo.
You're a woman, you're still playing on easy mode.

You are very welcome! Skinny pussy is not all it is cracked up to be. Pun intended.

Tits or gtfo

Why do you hate all other women?

Yes, I know it was you who got me fired

Are you an American? If you don't have any self control then go get yourself some prescription diet pills. They are remarkably easy to get.

alright fine. no one knows me anyways

Are you going to show us your ass or not? I'm needed in a rare Pepe thread, so I can't wait forever.

ill do u im a attractive wheelchar hunk who hasnt been laid since my dick stopped working

>implying those actually work

If you got off your ass, and brushed your hair, id take that v-card.

Those are some first class titties! Thank you for granting the last wish of a dying man! If you enjoyed that, I would like to see more.

I heard theyre bullshit. i'm from texas and the main problem is my family loves "eating big" so its impossible to escape

please don't lie to her

Show me your face I'd fuck you

I cant fuck but i can eat pussy like a champ

>black coffee water

don't forget the activated almonds

They work. They're amphetemines. They can't not work. You get thin or you get a heart attack

Feel free to disagree, but I liked those breasts.

>implying thats a bad thing.
Beauty comes from inside.

You're cute OP, more with time stamp pls

I'll take your v card but ill need a handle of old harper and a extra large paper bag

maintain a strict 1700 caloric intake a DAY.
i weighed 166 and i weigh 155 now. 10 lbs in one month. do it u cesspool of scum.

Kik please?

wat? why do people take adderall for weight... ohhhh... I see

Eh. I guess to each his own. One, i know those breasts. I know op. They are pancake tits. If the woman behind them had even remotely a personality I can work with that.

But all I see is pancake tits

Mom's fatter than me. she's big on the community and constantly drags me to cookouts and brings home shit if i dont go. i drink lemonade but i figured that was okay

You could have some self control, fatass

nice breasteseses mlady

can i have your reddit username so i can contact you mlady

yes, they're good, but they're not first class, cunt

Please don't be in London.

Full body pic op, let a horny young male decide if you're fuckable

>Make a fatty feel popular thread with lonely white knights
>never fails

I feel like I'm witnessing the laws of nature at play here.

Those really look fine to me. If you really wanted to get over this wizard streak, I would be down. My ex wife weighted more than that and I made her cum like crazy. If you're anywhere near central California, we could make a weekend of it.

What part of texas, San Antonio fag right here

Beautiful tits honey, care to show more? I'd most definitely accept your v-card. (not even remotely joking unlike most of the fags here i actually have a heart)

I never said I wasn't cunt. Speaking of cunts...OP, I would like to see yours.

So cringe it hurts.

Go to an mental health center and tell them you have ADHD. They will take your blood pressure and make you take a puss test. If you don't have any illegal drugs in you they will give you a perscription for adderall or vyvanse or Ritalin. They will help you with your mod and not only will they curb your appetite but even thought of food will discuss but even thought of food will disgust you when you take them. I went almost 72 hours without eating once. I lost 40 pounds in 2 months.

This thread gone catch fire, more time stamps op, atleast you'll be appreciated here

>tfw not even a fat whale Sup Forumstard wants your dick
end it all familia

See, OP, at least you're not this autistic

there is hope

Did you died

Kek

>mfw I read that

Post feet

potter county, i.e. shithole

...

holy shit. screenshottable.

Nah I'm good. The world isn't gonna end man.

The fuck is this autistic white knight shit?

unless someone lived near me i dont get the point of people trying to fuck me. although it brings some light of hope

those tits sag a little bit too much for my taste but there is def someone who is going through a dry spell that will do you the favor of ripping out your hymen

Sorry, too busy fingering myself stupid at how i feel like a popular girl for once.

who let this happen

i can finger you with my penis if you want