Can we get a tard thread going?
Can we get a tard thread going?
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i have nothing related but enjoy the fin
Dude! seriously? look around you all threads on Sup Forums are tard threads.
i could post something...but you may not like it...
i have loads of these
another
chequed and kekked
Do it
1 more
you asked for it then
fuck it, have another
Tell us about your day then.
dude why?
do you still want more?
I'm fuckin' dying
because you asked.
2 trips in 1 thread = proof god loves the fin
wasn't me man
>be me
>work at movie theatre
>spot a male tard wearing a red beret approaching counter
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Tard is about 4' 9", has a fucked up gimp arm as if it was damaged in the womb
>stares at me for about a solid 5 minutes that felt like forever
>suddenly
>I LIKE BUTTERED PAWPKORN
>me: "ok, would you like to buy some?"
>tard immediately slams coins on the counter
>why do tards always carry large loads of coins
>sit there and carefully count all of the change that landed all over the counter
>total adds up to $2
>small popcorn is $4
>explain that it's not enough
>tard lets out a huge raptard screech and starts dragging himself on the floor
>I just look at my coworkers in confusion
>momma tard comes in
>she picks up her French tard son and carries him into the restrooms
>I can still hear screaming and the mom yelling
>this goes on for almost a half an hour and manages to scare off a few people
>had a good lol
Just post it.
Topkek. Lmao
Please give me more of this man
Sorry to hear about your daddy popping you in the shitty when you were little.
sure but lost track of what i posted
King of tards reporting in
Fuck yes
another
What site is this
Sup Forums mate
>be me
>at internet cafe with gf
>both were writing a letter for a loan
>in the same cafe, a lady, her elder son and a retard as her little son, the three of them were behind us
>tard was around 15 - 20 year old
>elder son was raging mad as fuck about his mother because her lack of knowledge about computing
>elder son complains and berates his mother while the tard one is going more and more restless
>the lady tries to deal with both of them
>also I grow impatient with her "normal" son's rant while we finish our letter
>suddenly, the retard chimps out
>jumps over and starts punching my shoulder from behind like a mad chimpanzee
>gf went scared as fuck, everyone there suddenly went cold and quiet
>elder son cuts his bs and the lady steps in to stop her retard from punching me
>retard starts crying loudly and struggles from her mother's grip to reach me
>the lady apologizes and tells her retard to calm down because "that mister won't hit you, he understands you're ill"
>pay for the service and we both leave
Oh ok thanks
Holy fuck I am literally crying thank you user
I hate public tards, they should be kept at home in a dungeon cell
no prob man
they always warned me when I was a kid about staring at retards because that could trigger them to do nasty things, and it happened... thing is I was not staring at him
Sometimes those fuckers can be stealthy
stealthy tard
reminds of that user that got bit and said he had aids
i remember when tard threads got full of stories
>be 2nd grade
>all the kids in single file line about to head to lunch with class tard in center
>tard starts yelling lik ehes about to piss his pants
>sneezes
>gallon of snot shoots out of his nose
>kind infront has particles and slime all over the back of his shirt and hair
>turns around with snot hanging 10 inches down past his neck out of both nostrils
>starts screaming like a retard and yelling BAPKIN BAPKIN
>running in circles
>everybody running away
>teacher just stands there
>grabs chubby kid who didnt move and uses the back of his shirt as a towl rubing his whole face on the back of his shirt.
>tard handler took him away after that
the fat kid didn't flatten him?
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god help him if he refused to tip
Sup Forums (proper noun): an Internet gathering place for edgy tards
kek
even my neighbours could have heard that laugh
Beret (noun): the equivalent to a fedora squared
i should probably stop posting now
threads dead
Please never stop.
even the fin can't save the dead
I'm here waiting
post all of them pls
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This is a tard thread, not a "Fin" thread. But I'm not complaining, this guy is funny as hell!
pls come back
Great story ! I lol'd
not many left now
Never try and roast the Fin
dude, chill
1 left i think
last one
kept the thread bumped for over an hour
Big happy?
defo out of fin
my favourite green text
no i am not dumping these
i don't know why but i want this thread to live
thats why i dumped the fin
strange
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my sides
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Hey, you must be from Sup Forums.
they all want cake. then they come at you all arms and elbows
That cunt
he could be from
More tard porn please
fuck, it seems i am still posting shit
fuck noooo
kek
you a speedy nigger mate
almost pissed ma pants
fuckin' genius!
wrong image
somebody else post man
2 hours i been doing it
That's amazing. I'd join their entourage.
post your pictures then
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>be me, substitute dentist
>i fill in for dentists who want to take a vacation, but are too cheap to close down for two weeks
>filling in for female dentist
>asked me if i've ever worked on tards
>tell her once, when i was doing my training
>never again, routine cleaning took 6 hours and i got a bloody nose
>she says she has a couple scheduled for tuesday
>receptionist is also on vacation, so hygienist is pulling double duty
>tard gets dropped of by tard wrangler
>he gets into the chair ok
>so far so good
>put in his favorite anime
>happier than a pig in shit
>tell him to open his mouth
>big gaping maw filled with black stubs
>the stench tore a hole through my mask
>tard sees me pick up the probe and bolts off the chair
>hygienist runs after him
>she cannot calm him down
>after a bit of this the next downy comes in with her mother
>the first tard's mother is gone (maybe shopping)
>but he's cowering in the corner so i let him be
>put second downy in the chair
>she's about 20 and fat as fuck with huuuuuuge tits and no bra
>she's enjoying the anime but won't open her mouth
>send hygienist out for her mom, but she's gone too
>send hygienist to look for moms
>two tards start talking to each other
>anime speak or tard speak, not sure which one, maybe they are the same
>i'm trying to coax on of them over to the chair
>give up and move to office to call regular dentist for advice
>tards are quiet so stay in front office waiting for someone to show up
>after about 20 minutes of quiet here what sounds like a moose in heat
>tard girl is riding on tard boy, both seem to be enjoying themselves and don't give a fuck about me
>one of the mothers shows up and from the office can hear what's happening
>starts screaming and runs back into the clinic
>she yells at me to do something
>squirt the tards with the rinse hose and they stop
>she helps both of the tards get dressed
>other mother shows up and they both are yelling at me
>no fucks given
>i'm a dentist not tard wrangler
That depend on the person
If it's on a hipster it's the fedorest feddora that you've ever seen but on old men it looks kinda good
MOAR
>"i would remove your will to live with my cock."
lost it
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>2010
>at tard school
>teacher pays Geek Squad to go to her home and plug in a VCR and ATSC decoder
the teachers are tards too?
i dont want this thread to die
How do we turn these adorable human bloopers into pure, raw energy to power our schools/cities etc ???
Much of our fuel is too expensive
then post more man
no
This thread shouldn't die
it was me that was mostly posting and i can't be bothered
the buck has passed to you
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I'm on my phone and all my pics are on my tablet :(
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then pass the buck to somebody else
no take backs