Can we get a tard thread going?

Can we get a tard thread going?

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i have nothing related but enjoy the fin

Dude! seriously? look around you all threads on Sup Forums are tard threads.

i could post something...but you may not like it...

i have loads of these

another

chequed and kekked

Do it

1 more

you asked for it then

fuck it, have another

Tell us about your day then.

dude why?

do you still want more?

I'm fuckin' dying

because you asked.

2 trips in 1 thread = proof god loves the fin

wasn't me man

>be me
>work at movie theatre
>spot a male tard wearing a red beret approaching counter
>ohfuck.jpeg
>Tard is about 4' 9", has a fucked up gimp arm as if it was damaged in the womb
>stares at me for about a solid 5 minutes that felt like forever
>suddenly
>I LIKE BUTTERED PAWPKORN
>me: "ok, would you like to buy some?"
>tard immediately slams coins on the counter
>why do tards always carry large loads of coins
>sit there and carefully count all of the change that landed all over the counter
>total adds up to $2
>small popcorn is $4
>explain that it's not enough
>tard lets out a huge raptard screech and starts dragging himself on the floor
>I just look at my coworkers in confusion
>momma tard comes in
>she picks up her French tard son and carries him into the restrooms
>I can still hear screaming and the mom yelling
>this goes on for almost a half an hour and manages to scare off a few people
>had a good lol

Just post it.

Topkek. Lmao

Please give me more of this man

Sorry to hear about your daddy popping you in the shitty when you were little.

sure but lost track of what i posted

King of tards reporting in

Fuck yes

another

What site is this

Sup Forums mate

>be me
>at internet cafe with gf
>both were writing a letter for a loan
>in the same cafe, a lady, her elder son and a retard as her little son, the three of them were behind us
>tard was around 15 - 20 year old
>elder son was raging mad as fuck about his mother because her lack of knowledge about computing
>elder son complains and berates his mother while the tard one is going more and more restless
>the lady tries to deal with both of them
>also I grow impatient with her "normal" son's rant while we finish our letter
>suddenly, the retard chimps out
>jumps over and starts punching my shoulder from behind like a mad chimpanzee
>gf went scared as fuck, everyone there suddenly went cold and quiet
>elder son cuts his bs and the lady steps in to stop her retard from punching me
>retard starts crying loudly and struggles from her mother's grip to reach me
>the lady apologizes and tells her retard to calm down because "that mister won't hit you, he understands you're ill"
>pay for the service and we both leave

Oh ok thanks

Holy fuck I am literally crying thank you user

I hate public tards, they should be kept at home in a dungeon cell

no prob man

they always warned me when I was a kid about staring at retards because that could trigger them to do nasty things, and it happened... thing is I was not staring at him

Sometimes those fuckers can be stealthy

stealthy tard
reminds of that user that got bit and said he had aids

i remember when tard threads got full of stories

>be 2nd grade
>all the kids in single file line about to head to lunch with class tard in center
>tard starts yelling lik ehes about to piss his pants
>sneezes
>gallon of snot shoots out of his nose
>kind infront has particles and slime all over the back of his shirt and hair
>turns around with snot hanging 10 inches down past his neck out of both nostrils
>starts screaming like a retard and yelling BAPKIN BAPKIN
>running in circles
>everybody running away
>teacher just stands there
>grabs chubby kid who didnt move and uses the back of his shirt as a towl rubing his whole face on the back of his shirt.
>tard handler took him away after that

the fat kid didn't flatten him?

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god help him if he refused to tip

Sup Forums (proper noun): an Internet gathering place for edgy tards

kek
even my neighbours could have heard that laugh

Beret (noun): the equivalent to a fedora squared

i should probably stop posting now
threads dead

Please never stop.

even the fin can't save the dead

I'm here waiting

post all of them pls

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This is a tard thread, not a "Fin" thread. But I'm not complaining, this guy is funny as hell!

pls come back

Great story ! I lol'd

not many left now

Never try and roast the Fin

dude, chill

1 left i think

last one
kept the thread bumped for over an hour

Big happy?

defo out of fin
my favourite green text
no i am not dumping these

i don't know why but i want this thread to live
thats why i dumped the fin

strange

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my sides

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Hey, you must be from Sup Forums.

they all want cake. then they come at you all arms and elbows

That cunt

he could be from

More tard porn please

fuck, it seems i am still posting shit

fuck noooo

kek

you a speedy nigger mate

almost pissed ma pants
fuckin' genius!

wrong image

somebody else post man
2 hours i been doing it

That's amazing. I'd join their entourage.

post your pictures then

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>be me, substitute dentist
>i fill in for dentists who want to take a vacation, but are too cheap to close down for two weeks
>filling in for female dentist
>asked me if i've ever worked on tards
>tell her once, when i was doing my training
>never again, routine cleaning took 6 hours and i got a bloody nose
>she says she has a couple scheduled for tuesday
>receptionist is also on vacation, so hygienist is pulling double duty
>tard gets dropped of by tard wrangler
>he gets into the chair ok
>so far so good
>put in his favorite anime
>happier than a pig in shit
>tell him to open his mouth
>big gaping maw filled with black stubs
>the stench tore a hole through my mask
>tard sees me pick up the probe and bolts off the chair
>hygienist runs after him
>she cannot calm him down
>after a bit of this the next downy comes in with her mother
>the first tard's mother is gone (maybe shopping)
>but he's cowering in the corner so i let him be
>put second downy in the chair
>she's about 20 and fat as fuck with huuuuuuge tits and no bra
>she's enjoying the anime but won't open her mouth
>send hygienist out for her mom, but she's gone too
>send hygienist to look for moms
>two tards start talking to each other
>anime speak or tard speak, not sure which one, maybe they are the same
>i'm trying to coax on of them over to the chair
>give up and move to office to call regular dentist for advice
>tards are quiet so stay in front office waiting for someone to show up
>after about 20 minutes of quiet here what sounds like a moose in heat
>tard girl is riding on tard boy, both seem to be enjoying themselves and don't give a fuck about me
>one of the mothers shows up and from the office can hear what's happening
>starts screaming and runs back into the clinic
>she yells at me to do something
>squirt the tards with the rinse hose and they stop
>she helps both of the tards get dressed
>other mother shows up and they both are yelling at me
>no fucks given
>i'm a dentist not tard wrangler

That depend on the person
If it's on a hipster it's the fedorest feddora that you've ever seen but on old men it looks kinda good

MOAR

>"i would remove your will to live with my cock."
lost it

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>2010
>at tard school
>teacher pays Geek Squad to go to her home and plug in a VCR and ATSC decoder

the teachers are tards too?

i dont want this thread to die

How do we turn these adorable human bloopers into pure, raw energy to power our schools/cities etc ???
Much of our fuel is too expensive

then post more man

no

This thread shouldn't die

it was me that was mostly posting and i can't be bothered
the buck has passed to you

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I'm on my phone and all my pics are on my tablet :(

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then pass the buck to somebody else
no take backs