Leave the middleweight division to me

>Leave the middleweight division to me

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

>"people" think CM Punk wont destroy the UFC

I genuinely hope that manlet faggot gets his head kicked in tbqh

Go back to asp ryback.

>"people" think CM Punk wont rise to the top of UFC

>this mad Punk fucked literally every waifu in the divas division

literally no one respects you phil. you're a vanilla midget cuck.

>left maria kanellis and lita for an indian boy

literally a faggot.

>le EPIC cuckcold man is a Pole

Makes sense

Hey Phil what are you doing in the UK? Shouldn't you be training for your fight in the next two months?

LOOK IN MY EYES

he picked the cream of the crop of ring rats, can't blame him for that

WHAT DO YOU SEE

A GUY WHO'S GOING TO SAVE THE UFC

I can't wait for this to happen family
It's gonna be off the chain t.b.h

mah boy CM gonna punk them UFCucks

I searched CM Punk's height and it says he's 6'2

Emo fighter? Not a chance.

They add like 4 inches to every wwe fighters height bro

>more of a fighter then fat old Samoan UFCunt

The official UFC site says he's 6'2 too, but you never know, y'know.

You know that they fake the height and weight in wrestling right? That's his billed height, he's 5'11 at most IRL

Would Punk vs Rockhold be the sexiest male fight of all time?

So did Cena, and half of the roster. The Divas sleep around a lot. Punk literally got Cena's sloppy seconds, especially Maria.

>punk is too straightedge to take painkillers so after he gets the shit kicked out of him all he'll be able to do is rub tofu on his wounds

Maria's husband is a friend of the gay community

He cucked Cody Rhodes so hard his career never recovered just like Big Dave did to Mondo

Can't wait for him to shit on his opponent because he hurt him.

ew
punk looks like he sleeps in an alley behind a tattoo parlour

>you see, i was at a disadvantage in that fight because i have a tilted pelvis

KEK

It'll make him stronger in the long run though

He'll absorb the pain much more easily than your average fighter. Like metals being struck to make steel

This is how the old timers used to do it, they trained using pain as a catalyst for toughness.

This should be our wwe general tonight

He's 5'10 IRL.

Emo fighter? He never had a chance

Why would you ever date a diva? they seem like their whole purpose is to be a cock sleeve for the dudes on the road