If there exists a place called Heck, a milder version of Hell...

If there exists a place called Heck, a milder version of Hell, filled not with eternal tortures but with mild inconveniences, what would it be like?

Pic is Stan aka the ruler of Heck.

No.

Maybe there'd be more BULLSHIT FUCKING THREADS LIKE THIS FAGGOT

There are only ever 4 sheets of 1 ply toilet paper on the roll.

STUBBING YOUR TOES ON EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF FURNITURE EVER

I imagine it would be quite a bit like this thread
>I'm going back to church next Sunday now

i saw this reddit thread u gross disgusting faggot

small invisible legos on the floor that you can't see in the day but always step on in the night.

No matter how hard you try to put your
socks on straight, one is always slightly rotated
that the heel is awkwardly loose on the side
of your foot.

you fucking cancerous piece of shit.

The only website availible on the computers would be Tumblr.

Whenever you watch a video, it pauses for a few seconds to buffer after only 1/2 a second of playing.

"Playback error" all the time on YT.

/like

you can hear yourself clearly but people always think you mumble every other scentence

Alcoholic beverages are available everywhere at any time, but when you drink them, you skip getting a buzz/drunk and go straight to a gut-wrenching and horribly shaky hangover.

Everyone speaks a different language and you can't talk to anyone.

Wow this was literally on reddit yesterday.

>/like
>fucking summerfaggot

Every time you fap and get close to cumming, your dick suddenly goes limp and numb.

/share

kys

no thats just fucking hell m9

Open up b. Nothing but posts stolen from reddit, tumblr, and 9gag.

For 8 hours a day, you experience nicotine withdrawals. It only happens while you're awake.

There's a dollar bill just out of reach every time you stop moving

so you mean life as it is now.

Dilbert already did it
orignalblox

You can listen to any hard rock or metal song you like, but all instrument solos are cut out.

better yet, they are only instrumentals, no lyrics

The internet would go out at least once every other day and you would have to reset the router and modem.

Check'd.

And I meant really severe ones, the type that make you want to murder everything in sight and/or curl up in the fetal position and roll back and forth.

This

Cool idea for bread, OP

that's just metalcore, and metalcore sucks.

feelsbadman.jpg notlikethis.jpg

You randomly go blind or deaf for a few minutes several times a day.

America.

sounds peaceful actually

/subscribed

No right mouse click

You have to go back.

you'd probably have to eat steak with only a spoon kek

Unless you're driving

Every floor is littered with legos.

then you are kill... also peaceful.

Lol le upboat.

Every time you eat a meal, you have to constantly swat flies and mice away from it.

life

Every shit you have to take is emergency-level diarrhea.

No big deal im going through that right now. It's not even bad at all you pussy

Every video game is like Uncharted 4.

you would get your headphones caught on a doorknob, or ledge or something

you'd always put your usb in the wrong way first

you would never be able to tell the difference between farting and shitting yourself

you would always have 10% phone battery whenever you went out

Any more?

or you could share some food with the cute little mice

>heaven

Almost gets, but never does.

Nigga, you stole this from a /r/showerthoughts post on Reddit yesterday that made the front page.

The troll is strong with this one.

Jesus, how did you get two takers with that?

you would get your headphones caught on a doorknob, or ledge or something

you'd always put your usb in the wrong way first

you would never be able to tell the difference between farting and shitting yourself

you would always have 10% phone battery whenever you went out

You would always see your ex in a better relationship than you

Any more?

Kek'd and checked

Not when there are dozens of them.

This place is called third world country

FuCKINg CoME UP WItH OC. OP faGGGOT MuMMY DID DEDED

And where were you?

Then give the fuckers the food.

Your room mate is a cross between Sheldon Cooper and Peter Griffin.

That is just pure hell.

>offbyone.png

This would be your girlfriend forever

And starve? Are you some ultra animal rights fag?

Hell

The floor is made of legos

/share

Your best friends are Carl and the cream team.

No, you wait for the mice to get good and full, then you eat them.

/like

/post

Whenever you go to eat a meal, all the dishes and silverware are dirty and you have to clean them before eating.

They never get full, they never die, cannot be trapped, cannot hold the food safely away, etc. You must swat them away. Same goes for the flies.

If you're eating something sweet, there are bees instead of flies.

>I saw this reddit thread u gross disgusting faggot
>I saw this reddit thread
>I
>u gross disgusting faggot
Yes user. You have perfect reasoning.
>Faggot for Reddit
>Admit you went on Reddit

>in heck all gifs are jpegs

Whenever you write or draw with a pencil, the point breaks. Whenever you attempt to sharpen the pencil, you're left with more lead than wood. If you're fortunate to find a decent pencil, you constantly make mistakes and when you try to erase the mistake, it tears a hole through the paper.

Every pen you use is constantly running out of ink.

There are bicycles to rent, but all of the seats are removed.

kek

Bing bong

I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike, ching, I ain't got a seat, I just sit on the pipe thing.

When the lights are off, everything moves two inches in a random direction.