Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
what's up friends?
And i make no promises in not violating other waifus
Claiming best girlie!
I..uh..dont hurt me pls
Nice trips. I wont do it again frenem, sorry to disappoint you!
I am glad you like it~
Claimed
(SMUG)
>get ready to turn the car on
Are you trying to send me to my death? Not yet smug. Also checked
That's good, how many hours they got you working? Are you sleeping decently to keep up or staying up being a troublemaker?
>mfw I cuck op in his own thread
>Ama claim
wew
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>Rikka
But those assses are 10/10.
Sure! I'd be down anytime.
You're looking to fix that then huh?
Kek, that'd be so fucked up if they did that. That reminds me though. They're bringing Verdun to consoles. Not sure how that's going to work out.
Really? My wallet isn't ready!
Hey well you said you had the money so it all worked out. As long as there were no repercussions from it might as well lap it up.
>Head-ass.
Sayings like that. Who the hell started that?
>You picked the wrong house fool.
Chilling with some music. You?
>Best idol claimed
You brought this upon yourself when you agreed to "assassinate" me
>Spread em
Claiming and such. The usual.
roll
I still want to be captain of the love boat
>I somewhat hate myself for typing that
not really no, but ya'know rape and all
mmm, free malware
Pokémon Go is probably the most beautiful thing out right now. People who suffer with depression and anxiety are benefiting from the game; it makes them feel motivated to go outside and interact with strangers.
Akeno claimed
I should really finish up at work.
you always work
Listening to music and playing Overwatch. What are you listening too?
I sleep until like an hour before my shift, wake up and go to work, the I've got like 6 hours free from 10 to 4ish.
>at least I don't go tagging anymore
I'd be more glad seeing them more~
A coworker made an observation today.
Michelle Obama spent years trying to make kids healthy.
>Pokemon got kids moving in a day.
I appreciate the compliment Kyouko
I'm tired
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You have some guts to beg for mercy and then threat to kill me again
I'll be waiting, hunters always wait patiently
You and I both know the tyrant's eye should not be lewded like that!
No......
Same can be said with tweak, as fuck, Mark, succ instead of suck
>welcome to America
>yuno
Mmhmm~
>amatsu
So I can understand the stuff sooner than later
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>yuno
Mmhmm~
Don't deny it. I have a screenshot~
>amatsu
So I can understand the stuff sooner than later
Someone's bout to get raped
>Hold on while I get the camera
No wait, we should see what happens next
I don't think it's gonna succeed. There's barely any players on pc
I know ;-;
cheesy/10
>made me laugh~
Fair enough~
Goodnight lil' smug
You're welcome and goodnight.
Last thread was interesting...
Don't go overboard now. Goodnight.. carcinogenic..care. you all know.
since we are in this
Fuck, I missed the interesting part?
That's pretty fair, even when they asked me what kind of stuff I wanted it was around 1000 and I legit said "I want to spend more money since I have it". I think its because I waited almost a year for this thing and got really hyped. Once we get you set up we can rob some stuff in payday and build 700 computers
Sounds like decent sleep. I still cant sleep for nothing.
>Don't go tagging anymore
That still doesn't mean you aren't a bit of a trouble maker here
Ill check it out though, night smug
I hate you..
Good night comrade!
Cute waifu, little on the dumb side tho
Here you go
>pervert
Psssssssh, me? Nahhhh
not to mention she almost destroys the city when Shido acknowledges another girl
Apparently so. Some lewds were let out nothing too bad like last time.
>Sanae
I missed this?!
God. Fucking. DAMN IT!
Hi Hanako!
All you niggas nearly destoryed the city
Nah I'm just giving it to you
Rape the others first please.
Looking forward to it Rikka, Have a nice night!
Such a way with words, Sleep tight man.
That's pretty sad. Could be why they're tapping into a new market. If it's a 60 dollar title then I'm not getting it. May try it out though, we'll see.
Another game added onto the list :^(
Haha, you were really into it then. That's fine though, after waiting for so long I get that. Sounds sweet man, that is if Payday doesn't kill itself before I get it.
youtube.com
How about you?
Pretty sure that Rory could solo kill 99% of the world if Emroy asked her to.
my waifu is kurumi, but she is aready claimed, tohka is tha really close second though, the first 3 chapters of date a ive warmed my heart
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Maybe, but it costs to port a game into another system...
Eheh~
>Rape the others first please.
You're trying to get me raped ther? D:
As can yuno
>Actually following the rules
lol boy there's a shitton of yuno claimers yet I'm the one thats consistent
Lets do something! Boored with her in work :(
Thanks senpai ^~^
Hey Emi!
S.P.O.T.T.E.D
>pulls up a seat
This is gonna get good.
eh Kurumi was bluffing
she was going to kill an entire school though
I guess she's American after all
everyone else is better than Tohka
I rape indiscriminately
And theres the trouble I talked about. I guess it would be weird to not see any here though. I haven't been on telegram in forever so I haven't been able to hit you up
True, but the money could have gone elsewhere, oh well. I gotta commit. Unless payday 3 is made I think it will live for a while. There are a lot of games that have lived for years and im sure payday will be one of them
>image.gif
yeah I know...
Yuno got given the powers of a god with no real work though. What the hell did Rory do to earn the position of demigod at age 13?
>anine, manga and ln all haven't covered it
It really has been a while..
oh well, tohka deserves some love too, and besides she would be my waifu if kurumi didn't exist
every man has his taste, so i will respert yours, no matter how shit is
Wasn't sure which Kongou.
I'm sure it was for a great cause
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
>No real work
Nigga she killed off 10 others niggas trying to attain godhood as well
Can't do both?
Of course you'd watch instead of helping..
I-I... uhh
Please don't..
You better give me something in return.
I hardly go on that too.
>What trouble?
Milinda claim
I have been summoned from the lurk...
Ain't nobody making any kind of sexual advances on Maki except for me... Or else...
I mean, I'll help. At some point.
By stalking one guy. They were all going for Yunos love. Thats all.
>really need to get on bike soon or I miss happy hour
I like that alot, im going to save it. oh just some of this
youtube.com
How are you tonight?
Forgot pic. Fuck me.
>not even helping your commander
You're court-martialed
>at some point
Gotta defend my shipmate first, one at a time friend...
Also hello.
>Uh oh, I did a bad
>Better destroy the fucking city
At least Yoshino is predictable with when she goes berserk
It actually was
I'll sink your battleship
Yeah. Could be at the beginning if I ain't enjoying myself, or once it's almost over. Depends on my mood.
I didnt really like that, wished they actually tried to kill eachother
Very few announced they were after someone else but yuno and yuki JUST happened to be in the crossfire
I forgot the actual cause
If your personal life is over your military one, then I need need you in my army
Hey Mili!
AH!
Jokes on you, Amatsukaze isn't a battleship but a destroyer~
That's why I don't like you
Welcome back, old friend
Ask and ye shall receive!
So... sexual advances towards you are fine?
>wink wink
I bit a wrapper and threw away a brownie
>I'm pretty tired
they can, but i tend to go with kurumi , however today i'll go with tohka
Oh but you do like me. You're just a tsun.
>Third best girl but is my waifu
That is true. This must be their final effort to kick start business then.
Not you specifically. I insist that everyone else goes first~
Can't there be a lottery of some sort?
Got a point there but hey what's done is done. Make the best of it shooting Bulldozers and dunking on Cloakers. Hopefully it does, Payday doesn't seem to be slowing down with all of the updates.
My savior.
It's the second opening for Psycho-Pass, pretty damn good. Not my type of song but the video is neat.
Ah hell I like em all, even origami
>Lewd trips
Keep going
sorry to disappoint :(
what a way to get welcomed back, with tripps no less. n_n
Mine, All mine...
I hope it goes well for them
For that proposition alone you should go first :^)
Heya Kongou~
what's wrong cutie :(
I don't have anyone on it so I just never open it
>You know exactly what kind, you wont get me
Ill even equip a thanatos and oneshot them just for you best. I think they just added another character and heist so I don't think yet. Even if it does we can find a lot of stuff to play
It's to go back in time to kill the first spirit
It'll either save the world or make Kurumi the only spirit and basically a god
No, I'm the destroyer here
no
emotionless Origami has some of the best comedy
Claimed
And I'm a Kagerō-class destroyer
Small world
Ah, been a while since I saw DaL
>Emotionless origami
>Implications of origami having emotions at all
?????
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Kek Its not quite like that... My priorities go Shipmates to Military to friends to personal.
Gotta put others before yourself.
How have you been? We dont get to talk much anymore huh?
W-Wait, I never said t-that! No please!
Glad I can be of assistance cutie Im watching you...
Maybe I've changed just a little bit...
Sure thing boss!
How can you say you love your waifu if you can't even eat her poop
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can't believe this one has not been claimed yet
Shit, I wrote as if there was a bulldozer on my keyboard
I've been alright, got into cycling since you left
Of course we don't talk much you're never on thread and when you are, it's always really late into the night~
What about you?
>Im watching you...
My my~ How lewd of you!
Then i'll see how strong your hull is
in the mango Origami became generic magical girl #10
kind of a shame really
trick question
girls don't poop
Good evening Amatsukaze~ Hope all is going well?
Oh? should i be happy to hear that or concerned?
she does though, if not she could never have gone inverse, i want to see an inverse kurumi, but i can't possibly think how
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