HALT! We've been receiving reports that someone is in possession of illegal dubs in the area

HALT! We've been receiving reports that someone is in possession of illegal dubs in the area.

Show me your singles and you are free to go.

Here are my perfectly legitimate singles officer

Sorry for the inconvenience

Dear god it was one time please

I'm white, do I look like I would have dubs on me?

Fuck day police like!

I'm clean I swear!

I'm sure everythings in order officer

I dindu nuffin.

A Nigger stole my dubs

what dubs

You've got the wrong guy copper.

All clear in my area, lieutenant

I have no dubs polis man

I would never commit a crime

I'm clean, I swear!

HI OFFICA

I'm clean officer

I didn't do nothing, i swear on me nan

HERE TAKE THESE DUBS

Don't even know what "dubs" are, sir.

Gr8 b8 m8

You're a faggot

Check em

Is that a tabby heavy breathing cat?

I'll just be going now…

Notthing to hide here

Are you fkn dumb that the king of b summerfag

Fuck!

You'll never catch me coppers

Shit my trips are hanging out

black lives matter

WE NEED BACKUP!

no dubs just a new meme

row row fight da powah

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i-i don't want no trouble, officer

Am I free to go?

Here you go Officer.

I found it while i was looking for a pikachu, please officer trust me

Shitshitshitshitshit

Dindu nuffin

no dubs here. just cocaine, LSD and hookers.

i'm just reaching for my ID officer. no need to spill koolaid on me shirt.

Sheeeiit

Just merely passing by officer, no dubs here

hi cop sorry

Check my singles officer and suck my dick!

We good?

You're goin' away for a long time son

I dont even do dubs

Fuck the police
Check em

just showing my singles

I dindu nuffin mang

Nope

Whats is dubs, and why are Mine illegal?

im white

i dont have anything officer i-i swear!

no really.. you must be mistaken.. please officer.. ill do an-anything. anything you w-want...

Jus gon collect ma welfare check

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I dindu nuffin

Does it LOOK like I have em?

Officer, I am single and ready to m̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ fucking kill myself

OFFICER IM SO SORRY i didn't mean to please forgive me. Find it in yourself to if you don't reply to this thread, your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Just an upstanding white man here, officer.

No problem officer no dubs here

i don't need em anyway

Well now.. I reckon you get on down der knees and do me a favour

Nor have I sir!

I'm innocent!

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What about trips nigger?

the only dubs i have is of weed officer!

check these trips

Whoa.

I'm innocent p-pls

I swear officer, i've never had dubs in my life

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No. Check em officer.

I don't, but I think I know who does officer!

I assure you officer, I have nothing on me.

FTP

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Nig

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gers

DUBS LIVES MATTER

CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!

You think youre so tough stopping me huh? Well no dubs here man let me go

Yissir

I'm holding tripps, saury.

Magic trick for you OP.

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im smuggling dubs

I'm black

>dubs
I don't think I have dubs.

"holding those for a friend"
>bake him away, toys

meanwhile, I'll just pull through here

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