Guys i need your help

guys i need your help

i need to get laid cause i'm on the longest dry streak

wat do

> pic related

You look like Russell Brand, don't know how you're not getting laid.

thanks bro, probably because i'm beta af

>longest dry streak
AKA your entire life

lose the nose ring

>that nose ring
>that hair style
Gee op i wonder why that could be?.

2 yearsv :(

You look like the creepy "What is bitcoin" guy from the 'what if google was a guy' sketch.
Loose the nose ring, you have a big noise, don't draw attention to it, loose the slicked hair style, you're not a weird bad guy from a 90's action flick.

i get the nosering but my hair's in a bun and i'm gonna keep it that way

>hair's in a bun
>i'm on the longest dry streak
hahahahaha

My hair's in a bun, just looks fucked up from this angle (and it's a bit greasy) thanks for the advice on the nosering :)

...ok

Don't need to lose the nose ring or change hair style tbh, just need to be more assertive of what you want. Don't sit in the corner and expect the pussy to flock towards you, do something about it. Talk to a girl, buy her a drink anything.
If that's too hard for you then just hit up bitches on social media and pretend to be alpha, you'll end the streak in no time Sup Forumsro

well if looking like a lefty muslim loving fucktard gets you laid, please let the other lefty fucktards know ASAP

Most solid comment so far. Appreciate it and I'll try :)

> lefty muslim loving fucktard

...elaborate?

Start with shaving off that gay ass beard and getting a haircut that doesn't make you look like a fag asspirate sand nigger

>grow beard longer
>lose nose ring

Change nothing else and you're literally drowning in hipster pussy at this point

wear a mask. rape someone

>well if looking like a lefty muslim loving fucktard gets you laid

It does. So joke's on you I suppose.

try not to look like Russell Brand

I don't know what kind of high cuckold horse you're riding but my hair has been in a bun for a year and I fuck my girlfriend every day

LOL, fucking manchild

You're the same white nigger from the face r8 thread

I guess if taking it in the ass is your thing. I think OP wants girls though

Not being your works pretty well, I've not been you for a couple of years now and I get laid like once every couple of weeks...hope this helps

get rid of nose ring dude

>I fuck my boyfriend every day
Fixed

tru

why tf do u have a nosering first of all? do you think thats attractive? do you think thats professional? holy shit you fucking beta retard

> le reddit switcheroo in the poo
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE GOOD ONE user

samefag

Kek stay mad balding virgin

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Ye, rid the nosering.
Chop the mop a bit shorter and try style it a bit with gel.

gl. ;)

>"Look mom, I really bamboozled this faggot with inspect element!"

yeahnah coont

his nose, he looks like a kike.

thats your problem then your just trying to fuck the wrong gender

Please don't hit me with your manbag, it's heavy because of your manpurse, you might get your manbun out of shape,

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I had a french plaited mohawk mullet and was covered with pussy
but if you want your hair in a bun....enjoy cock

You're losing me, baldanon, you're losing me

Sure think bud, hahahaha

rekt

What is that

That's not hair

Does anyone actually do this?

cut your fucking hair
get rid of that stupid ass nose ring
brush your fucking teeth
install tinder

Sup Forums is the best place to come for relationship advice
>I aint doin none of it

Keep your hair and beard but take out the nose ring and put in some earrings ladies would love either studs or black rings. Also you should try updating your wardrobe current shoes and clothing lines like H&M or Macy's. Other then that you're pretty much good just be overly confident that you are a stud and any women would be happy with you just make sure you don't stutter when talking to women. Best Of Luck user

>Having a beard
>Kike nose
Close enough.

This was meant for you

OP here. I just wanna say that I don't have a "manbun" but a proper fucking bun. Thanks

Thanks Sup Forumsro

yeah theres your problem for one

Seriously youre not bad looking BUT
style your fucking hair...if you have long hair own it don't hide it
pluck your brows but not so much you look like Joker
go to clubs a few times and don't expect to score until you feel relaxed
DONT ever be a white knight in those clubs
Think about waxing your chest
Own your own skin and personality

Lotsa shit but mostly meet people they dont have to be girls but dont be alpha

Good Luck user

thanks for the adivce! on the hair part, this is my secondary hairstyle

Shave off the shit beard

that looks way better
work on talking to people Sup Forumsro
from the look of your background in your pics you can afford some nice clothes
best advice I can give,,,and this has worked for me:
Don't give a fuck - go out early and bang some whore for 60 bucks
then go to clubs
Its amazing how well the night goes if your balls aint aching
Makes girls way more approachable.

tag user me

btw I also said dont fucking look like Russell Brand

Are you that guy who threatened loot crate via twitter? you picture is on the front desk of the warehouse guy.