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Preston

the queen of love and beauty

u mean when the show was good

Who wrote the fart scene?

nth for Jon Targaryan

He knew he was going to lose eventually. Even if he managed to kill that party, Robert could just send an army to kill him eventually.

That said, Arthur liked Ned. They respected each other and Ned was probably fucking Arthur's sister.

The line delivery may have been shit (the entire scene had shitty direction) but it's a pretty straightforward line.

>The Normies

did they choose the name to spite /got/ ?

Yeah

> there are people at this very moment who think that the Umbers are really going to be loyal with the Boltons

why is the fan art for thrones so terrible?

When does that one guy drop the leaks for this week's episode?

It was probably Weiss. If I recall he did most of the commentary for the episode which would explain why it was shit.

Reminder that after Jaime lost his hand he's been trying to live up to the memory of Ser Arthur Dayne. This is why he's been keeping his hair short and styling it like Dayne's.

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>Reminder that in the show he literally threw the white book to the floor so he could fuck Cersei on the table

promise me, ned

Never, he got killed.

>implying

>it's a Cersei uses KillBot9000 to hunt down and horribly murder every single plebshit who talks shit about her season

What do you mean?

Fair enough, the dialgoue for the scene wasn't good so it doesn't stand out, it just seems odd - especially considering it's a line from elsewhere.

Also, somewhat related, are we to actually trust Bran's visions as truth? Could they be influenced by Bran (perhaps inadvertently) or Bloodraven?

>There are people who think handing over THE REAL RICKON STARK TO A SOCIOPATH is some kind of ruse

Face it you delusional retards, Winterfell is Sansa's, Rickon will get the Mance, Reek, or Sansa treatment, and will then be killed

House Umber will be exterminated for what they did, but Rickon will suffer before dying

Never, he got v&.

I POOOOLD MAH COCK

she is fat on purpose, right? right?

Will you betray her again, Jorah the Andal?

Reminder that there's a new chapter

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>new

>new

>tfw never seeing Asshai

Considering Bran's ability to affect Ned, it looks like he's actually seeing the past as it happens.

Something I don't get from the show:

the faceless men can literally be anyone. That's explicitely brought up when "Jaquen" drinks the death potion and then "reappears" when the waif was standing moments prior.

So then, why does Arya says she wants to kill the waif in the last episode? She should already know that the person beating her might be totally different from time to time and that the "waif" is just a mask whore by maybe a dozen of different people. No?

>reminder that Cersei's fall and Jaime's separation from her is yet to come

Reminder that Arianne a shit

Qarth in S2 was even worse than Dorne tbqh. What a clusterfuck.

did she eat Drogon?

>double chin
>receding hairline
>big ugly moles on face

Why are there so many neckbeards on this board worshiping this ugly dyke?

Now, now, can you really call this "terrible"?

dont post that time travelling bitch

She's not fat, she'

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>he thinks d&d will give depht to any plot.

>No Theon/Asha chapter

I just don't get why anyone is hyping up R+L=J.

So what? Clearly all Jon is going to do is "rally" the North quickly then go back to the wall and wait at Castle Black for the White Walkers to come, where he will die.

Pretty boring. His heritage isn't even relevant, he won't sit on the iron throne.

why did they abandon the whole "Robert Strong" thing and just have everyone call him gregor?

>implying it could work if he handed over a fake

Yeah man because it's totally sensible to just ASSUME that everyone present hasn't seen Bran before. :^)

>ugly

Virgin detected.

>the show doesn't make sense

Well I'll never

The entire thing is bullshit. How would Arya, a dumb little impulsive girl kill an experienced, trained Faceless Man?

Fucking D&D if they do this I'm gonna flood the general in complaints for days

> Rewatching series
> S1 e2-4 are exposition filled buildup
> S2 e1-5 are exposition filled buildup
> S3 e1-6 are exposition filled buildup
> Show would still be basically incomprehensible without Books due to lack of exposition about political events, S1 being the worst offender with radio silence of Tully's until S3, lack of information about Robert's Rebellion, offscreen events and battles, Stannis literally named twice in S1, Lysa's position on the affairs of realm being ??? and the laws of land being unclear.

Predictions time:

- Ramsay will behead Rickon in front of Jon Snow
- Ramsay will kill Wun-wun and ghost being getting killed by Sansa
- Arya dies this season

you know I'm starting to think beating a blind bitch savagely is shit training.

Why are all the storylines such shit?
I don't give a fuck about the beta and his pregnant hoe, ugly cripple kid or tommen.

Shame

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Did you expect the Small Council to not figure out it's Gregor? They're not that retarded.

wut? when did she ever time travel?

>Bran's ability to affect Ned

This is just assumed, though. It could also be coincidental or already set in stone to happen and outside of Bran's control/free will.

at this point anything goes

>- Arya dies this season
One of the only interesting storylines left.
Please god don't let her die

>Arya dies this season

Please R'hllor, the Seven and the Old Gods, make this true

Kit also said Jon was dead and wouldn't come back to the show.
The Actors can lie.

Well the Umbers had to do something in order to convince the Boltons that they are with them. Handing the wrong Rickon would be pretty risky as many people in Winterfell have seen the real one before and everything would be fucked then for the Umbers.

Plus what's the point of having Osha with him anyways if it's not to protect him?

source of that foto?

He is the prince that was promised.

cant get any hyped than that

And if she does kill a FM, I guess they would sent their assassins to get her.

>people spend 100% of their time on the internet

At least back then they would rely on people looking up the missing details instead of butchering storylines to simplify things. But yeah, after Robb gets past the Twins the show and book start to rapidly become different.

Season finale.

What's up with that white giraffe

Ramsy was ready to accept Umbers alligence for a random redhead girl

Umber and Osha could killed both Ramsay and Fagstark before they could their blades

Thia chapter Has been read like three times in the past two years.
Fuck off.

I suppose her plot armour will save her

Little fucking self absorbed wench

what's the story behind this guy?

Victarion Greyjoy.

they literally lie all the time, it's their jobs.

That's Joseph Stalin I think.

Because show

Allegiance, not trust.

Arya died last episode

This isn't reddit, if you make a stupid mistake like that, just ignore it.

He was filmed in some anti-Trump rally and Sup Forums decided to ruin his life.

mfw

>Fucking D&D if they do this I'm gonna flood the general in complaints for days
Yeah, that will teach them

First Men = Northerners
Andals = Southerners
First Men + Andals = Rivermen, Ironmen
First Men + Andals= Stone Dornish
First Men + Andals + Rhoynar = Salt Dornish, Sand Dornish
First Men + Valyrians = Daynes
Andals + Valyrians = Narrow Seamen
First Men + Children of the Forest = Crannogmen
First Men + Others = Boltons
First Men + Giants = Umbers, Hodor
Andals + Giants = Dunk, Tarths, Cleganes
First Men + Crannogmen + Others = Starks
Giants + Others = Macumber

>literally posting the discredited leaks
How about: Davos realises NuJon is evil and fucking kills him
What a tweest

>interesting storyline
>arya
pfff

DAILY REMINDER THAT "JON" IS A WALKING CORPSE CONTROLLED BY BLOODRAVEN

Tomorrow.

>Arya finally learns the faceless magic
>based D&D recast her with someone better looking

Make it happen.

Obviously.

She didn't, she clearly holds ties to her past and self-centered ambitions. She just learned to lie better.

The new face of the liberal left.

College educated, but when pressed to explain the reasoning behind their blames they cannot and resort to "WELL UR STUPID"

Based sweetrobin

That was a pretty dumb theory. He should've just went with the "Jon is changed for the worse and people rallying behind him like he's a messiah will be a fucking disaster", which he presented well at the end of the E2 Q&A.

>implying

>tfw we all live in the eye of the giant other

We were fucked from the start.

Why are Stannisfags still so butthurt about Jon?

link?