/brit/

Leafs need not partake in this thread edition

fuck the empire

Fuck you

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just called in sick lol

back to sleep I go

hahahahha

gonna do a suicide after i do a leaf genocide

me and the cock hole

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at work

That's show was the shit

Poured a half voddy/half oj

I'm gonna die lads

anime post

Doing a SAD song

FUCK YOU NIGGA
NORBIE AND DAGG ARE LYFE
NORBIE AND DAGG ARE LOVE

drumpf supporters really believe that he is draining the swamp and will make ameriKKKa great again

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*mindlessly shouts memes*

Commonwealth Games next year lads
any of you coming over

>FOOTROT!!!!!

based cunt

I know I said it was the shit
Not that is was shit, you drunken loon

mexicANO chicANO

Sorry
I love muh AB

height update: not actually 5'7 as i thought for a while. I'm 5'6 instead.

however i've also realised people are deadset liars about their height. I've stood next to people who are no more than an inch taller than me who say they're definitely 5'9

I love Scotland so fucking much.
I want to hurt every English cunt who talks shit about Scotland.

*pisses all over this runty post*

Shan't be reading that one lads hahahaha

normalfags dont consider 5'9" to be manlet so obviously someone that is 5'7 will lie about it

im 5'8. what's your ethnicity

Thoughts on Wales?

t. runt annoyed that his country is only good at meme winter sports no one else cares about

*pushes all the bikes into the canal*
*flees the country*

winter sports are for white people

of course they do. a friend of mine says he's 6'0 even though I'm 5'11 and a solid inch or 2 taller than him haha

fuck holland

dna tested 92% british / irish 4% scandi and 2% finish / russian

I'm up to me knees in cow pat

one of my mates from highschool is in australia on a temporary work visa i believe it's a one year visa that allows the holder to work in service jobs and trades jobs

works a brickie in melbourne and has been living out of hostels the entire time he's been there and he went over in june last year

have no idea why he hasn't gotten a proper place to live surely he could find a room for rent in a flat

*pisses on this one too*

They're not even good at the hockey

(except DREWWWWWW)

When I went for my driver's licence I said that I was 6'0 (I'm actually 6'0 to the cm) and the lady made me put 6'2 cause so many people went in and lied about their height.

I'm 5'11" and tell people I'm 5'9"

Always causes consternation amongst men shorter than me when I do this

sounds interesting

got anymore info?

/brit/?
more like /muhdick/

>absent-mindedly navigate to the ol' reddit
>instantly become irrationally angry

THAILAAAAAAD

the reunion left a bad taste in your mouth?

What's your opinion on Modest Mouse?

i forget the exact name of the visa but i'm sure you could easily find it on the aussie gubbermint website

what do you expect from a website built around safe spaces

cocks a bit itchy

Alri Tracy

know a few songs that I enjoy, but don't really listen to that type of music

This bloke is fuckin lewd

thai chicANO is dead

What do you listen to?

feel bad calling in sick and now I can't get back to sleep

haven't messaged the gf in 2 days lads

feel a break up might be in the making

Hmmm....the tank seems to be empty. Luckily the ol' cornhole is busting at the seams.

*shits all over this post*

Shan't be reading that now

Kill all leafs desu

yeah there is a temporary one year work visa

don't listen to the one dumb fuck Australian who posts in /brit/ who say they won't take you unless you have a skill. That is for longer visas (2+ years).

become a better man and make her regret it son

69424365
this

They've gotten progressively worse.I remember a year ago I could maybe hold my nose and dive in for a bit but nowadays the intense autism just permeates my being and I can't handle it.

cambodian woodflute simulator game soundtracks

the future gf

*BRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPP*

Couldn't read a word of this even if I wanted to

I'm already maxed out lad

I'm good looking, fit, and get top grades at a top uni

don't know what else I can change

me and the eff gee

BLACKED

>divorced mother of 2 at 26

fucking hell

amsterdam looks boring

why do people go there

How did that transwoman have children.

lol why is the nigglet smiling, doesn't he know he's a nigglet?

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dumb pirate frogposter

Me on the left

dunno how she managed to get the nigger to marry her desu i've never seen that before it's usually they knock the slag up then disappear

is she a 10 on 10?

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I will murder you and all your loved ones

What music do you listen to?

nope

she's pretty average actually except she's a lot smarter than me

I"m a big fan of BRRRAAAAAAAPPPcore

well if youre not a LARPing basement dweller and what you're saying is true let her try and do better

you must have a shit personality or something

LOL these jelly Alt-Right bois she's a 11/10 and you know it bois.

>going to bed at 8:30am

Can't be that smart if she's with a lad on /brit/

>you must have a shit personality or something
funny, that's also my conclusion

going to go for dumb girls from now on so that I don't have to feel insecure and pretend not to care

You're going to phonepost until 9

Her noggin is the size of a basketball m8
Might be why the black guy married her tbqh
Always good to have a spare handy

shitty plan, let yourself be intellectually challenged

im looking for a smart gf desu

>work in 4 mins

how ugly are women in binland? shes like a 7/10 on a good day, 8/10 w/ makeup and good lighting

You know what else is 11?

The size of MY WILLY (in feet)

I can tell when we talk that she's a lot smarter

she also got 4A*s at a-level and is averaging 85% at uni fwiw

nah, it's makes for good conversations but also makes me too insecure

what do you talk about

why dont you just let her teach you things? you sound too immature for her

t. the jolly green giant

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do all introverts feel like an extrovert trapped in an introverted body or am i weird?