ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

cancer

aids

My moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car

so last week?

Im not really a racist

I've kissed my niece. She blackmailed me to do it. We never talk about it.

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uve got it wrong, its:

"my finger tried to mom me in the back of my friends car"

Fucker deleted his reply due to massive burn. Kek.

I'm attracted to children and I hate myself. I'm so unhappy with life even if I won a $1,000,000,000 I wouldn't be any happier.

I really dont wanna to fuck this girl.

What was it?

I'm trans-rich: I am a rich person in a poor persons body :(

>My dad forced me to fuck my own mom when I hit puberty.

Im in love with my best friends girlfriend....who is best friends with my girlfriend.

children still shit stain their pants and smell like piss on occasion.

maybe you're just attracted to piss and shit and got your attractions all confused.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

what ages? both sexes?

Have you managed to be good and never act on it?

I enjoyed consensual sex in the missionary position

more details ?

Fucker wrote: "My dad forced me to have sex with my mum when I hit puberty" and then user hits him with

Sometimes when my feet get sweaty, they'll smell like Doritos.

Is the real slender still around? QG popping in after like 4 months absence.

I manage to get my cat to lick my dick and clean all my cum with her tongue :3c

Im in love with a 15yo for 2 years now. We're something like friends and I'll wait for her. Maybe the day will come but I don't think so :/ I'm 29. I also know her mother and she's OK with me.

i sexually identify as a non-binary gender fluid apache helicopter, who's only attracted to people who identify as gender specific binary polarized pansexual air craft carriers.

>pic related. my ideal sexual partner.

>got your attractions all confused
weeeeeeeeeeeeeell YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
And also into piss.

go on 694246581

694247386 hey babe

>And also into piss.

well that explains everything, you fucking abomination of nature.

do either of them know?

>694247386 hey babe
>go on 694246581

the mom knows but she's ok with it as long as i let the dad fuck me in the ass. which i do.

I've been sleeping with people at University just to get answers or homework help to pass my courses.

still bit of a new fag postin, been a lurker for awhile

I wear thong and panty and i am a man

'answers'? 'homework help?'

Is this university or middle school?

click on the post number you fucking dolt.

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my friend sucked my dick in second grade
we never spoke about it afterwards

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>my friend sucked my dick in second grade

and you were... in college?

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When I was like 13-14 used to read a lot of sick erotic fiction, look at piss,scat,loli,incest porn and other disturbing stuff, while fapping like 10 times a day. Now, virtually asexual

For assignments, lab reports, essays and all those other stuffs. Hard to come by with someone who has answer keys for exams.

you have good taste

>in love with a 15yo
no one can tell you so you'll just have to find out the hard way. No you are not.

Just girls and mostly. I've never actually done anything with a kid, but my cousin who's unbelievable attractive always sat in my lap and wanted all kinds of physical attention from me. I never did anything with her but I sure as hell didn't deny her attention. She's 17 now and would harden the dick of any man.

sauce or name?

I'm an FBI agent watching this kind of threads.

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nope...
elementary
its weird enough that he did it.
what scares me is where he learned it from.
in second grade.

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when i first saw the thumbnail i thought the dog was covered in popcorn

I use the word "moist" in public to watch people get uncomfortable.

>She's 17 now and would harden the dick of any man.

bullshit. everyone knows women dont become attractive until AFTER they complete 18 revolutions around our local star.

>down voted for inaccuracy.

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I want to cum inside rainbow dash. IM BACK MOTHER TRUCKERS!

I was trying to kill myself and my little brother came in the room to ask if I'd help him with Dark Souls. I had the fucking cord around my neck and everything. I can only wonder what would've happened if I had actually remember the lock the door. We beat it and rekindled the fire.

Taissia maybe?

Guilty as charged.

It happens.

am I supposed to know you?

probably porn. kids these days have it super fucking easy when it comes to porn.

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I know Adam Lanza and his real name is not Adam Lanza. He is still alive and has a large bank account for keeping his mouth shut.

Do you lurk the loli threads here? What's your ideal age?

One night I was drunk driving at 3am and I hit some 10yo mexican kid who was riding his bike in the middle of the road. I didnt stop, and there was no real damage to my truck. On the news the next day they had a story on it, apparently the kid and a couple of his friends had just broke into a store and his backpack was full of stolen phones. This was quite a few years ago, past the statute of limitations. still makes me chuckle thinking about it

Are you a girl? Tits?

I'm really happy for you user. Having someone around like that can really help. Keep fighting.

got chlamydia

I convinced my ex gf to get fucked by a dog and she loved it.

did he died

I really want to die, but I keep going for my sister.

Yeah and fuck no.

chlamydiot

the only real confession in this thread.

Wheyyyyyy

archer ftw

I have a small wart at the end of my dick and I am 18. Many girls have offered to give me a blowjob or to more things than just making out but I just can't. I am afraid that she is going to laugh and then go tell to everyone... Fuck my life.

When I was 12 I went back to my elementary school for a day and I fondled and fingered the girls... I was a messed-up kid .


One girl was maybe 6? I touched her in class with the teacher there, not paying attention, throguh her panties.

others were during recess, 2 friends under 7 (5? 6?) who took turns on my lap while i fingered them inside their panties

no, he broke a couple bones and was in hospital for a couple days, i was only going like 25mph cause drunk.

i got my sister pregnant but she didnt have it.

sometimes i wonder.

why dont you just... get rid of it?

Kill your sister and yourself.

andrew??

my dick is 4 inches but im uderage so idrk

if you go to a doctor they're just gonna burn it off and tell you to use condoms.

my advice: cut your dick off and pump yourself full of gender reassignment hormones and become trap.

your asshole is probably still clean, so you got that going for you.

I've tried but it's a birthmark and doctor said he won't be able to get rid of it.

nope. but nice dubs.

When i was 10 i asked my older sister to have sex. she said yes and we took a bath together the next day and fooled around. never really talked about it after that. shes 30 now and im still really attracted to her. i think about using it to blackmail her to let me fuck her again.

Looks about right

reddit's not so bad. They're really into incest over there

I do lurk them and I don't have an ideal age. I'm attracted to an absurd about of women and girls. If you're not ugly and above the age of 6 I probably want to fuck you. Just none of this

Why arent you dead then?

Youre a loose end

Ok

God fucking bless you.

I use to let my friends fuck my girlfriend because I thought it made me popular.

I have too much blackmail and evidence lined up that can blow the whole thing wide open that can be submitted even if something was to happen to me.

Kill her first?

>i think about using it to blackmail her
lol are you going to threaten to tell your parents about it or something? no one will believe you, better to just die a virgin.

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For the record, tits or gtfo is aimed at attention whores. Girls that bring up being girls when it doesn't pertain to the story and just want to be treated special.

Hey, don't you every give up. Tomorrow is a new day! You have to grab it by the balls and say "enough is enough" !!! It's not easy. It's very hard. But you will get the hang of it! I know it! Don't give up, user.