What the fuck happens at places like this?

what the fuck happens at places like this?

pic related is a "night club" in a slovakian village

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you drink,dance,talk,play billiard,fuck,drink and talk

for visualisation, document about average village night

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hmm

that building looks A LOT better in the thumbnail than it does when the image is expanded.

Strachanovica, absinth, Tatra tea.

I wasn't in such run down places but went to some clubs in Slovakia and got fucking wasted few times, Zlovaks are bros desu.

i'm picturing a bunch of hairy slavic dudes in track suits with mafia ties and a bunch of lanky slavic whores mingling

and me walking in as an american college student...

>*record scratch*

"h-hey guys i'll have a pivo please"

>long silence, a man walks up and says

"you can have my ex wife instead, she's waiting in the bathroom my american tourist friend"

in all seriousness, what you described sounds pretty comfy

>disco

holy shit

You have a vivid imgaination.

disco means party in slavia, or any event with music

mafia is not really that strong here, they all got purged in 90s by biggest mafia of all aka our government

disco=short for diskoteka, basically dancing with music xd

>diskoteka
>not a place where you store disks

how does your language work?

just like spanish from what i'm seeing

so basically

>Get drunk
>fuck chubby gypsy queen
>get chased out of village by gypsy men
?

am i slovak now?

yes, getting chased by gypsies is quintessential slovak experience, and then chasing gypsies with your nazi friends, its just magical

>we hate gypsies
>we live with them in small, intimate villages and party with them at night

what am i missing here?

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shitskin sex tourists pick up eastern european 9+/10s

nah, gypsies live in separate communities and whites dont party with gypsies

may work in big cities, in rural shitholes you would legit get killed

is this what europeans listen to

Its fun song but the guy is most popular rapper in Slovakia so yeah i guess

If it's anything like here, get drunk, listen to shitty music, drink cheap alcohol, maybe some stabbing and fighting occasionally.

i don't doubt that but i doubt shitskins ever go outside of big cities anywhere

My city of 5k people has Turkish Kebab shop tho they speak Slovak so not sure how long they are here

is this what a village grocery store looks like in slovakia?

yeah could be, but this one looks pretty odd, do you just browse random places in Slovakia on google maps?

This is American version of a vacation, b/c they dont get any free days anyway

>Cringe thread

Ok I lost

>what the fuck happens at places like this?
>says night club disco

American reading comprehension.

>>
>>Get drunk
>>fuck chubby gypsy queen
>>wake up married into a gypsy tribe
FTFY

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