/heem/: in memoriam edition

ufc 200 wasn't bad at all, just a bit overhyped

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Previous thread: News:

>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572

>UFC 200 results
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-results-amanda-nunes-tears-through-miesha-tate-wins-title-with-first-round-choke

>UFC looking for DJ replacement at 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/with-demetrious-johnson-injured-ufc-officials-seeking-replacement-opponent-for-wilson-reis-at-ufc-201

Free fights:

youtube.com/watch?v=KkkJbd2UoY4
youtube.com/watch?v=lQM9Afb-ZWw

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youtu.be/eaD75MMWVz0
Sup
instagram.com/p/BHq_4uHDNAw/
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Schaub is God

Schaub is love

this is obviously a script

Corn is Cob.

even pena is btfo miesha, poor qt

im coming 4 that ass jon

How many million Brazilian pesos did Anderson earn for this fight do you think?

>dan henderson is going to be the middleweight champion of the UFC

christ

...

>tfw i was the user spamming aldo pics leading up to the fight
>tfw im not the only one who will defend him anymore
>tfw my boy was in the spiciest fight of the night basically

beautiful desu.

highlight:

youtu.be/eaD75MMWVz0

I for one appreciate the spergy spanish nuthugger.

I'm going to watch the 199 post fight press conference because that was the best one ever.

It is what it is.

OPENLY GAY CHAMPION

CURRENT YEAR

NOT A BIG DEAL BUT ITS A BIG DEAL

Yup. If you don't put "/heem/" in the title it won't post.

I want to thank Jon Jones for saving me from making a terrible mistake and buying this PPV.

>sholler shilling lgbt merch

baka desu sempai

Not true bro. I do it because I have Sup Forums pass

Biggest Winner:
Biggest Loser:
Biggest Meme:
Best Fight:
Worst Fight:
Most Disappointing Fight:
Best Moment:
Most Unexpected Moment:

Gotta watch the pre-fight first
>h-hey

yes they're both shit, but if you had to pick

coors or bud?

what does the Q mean besides people playing pretend until they get bored?

It embarasses me that my gay friends have to accept transexuals, "queers", and "+"s into their own community just because popular culture forced them into it.

Brazil has 1.5 champions again! :)

>OPENLY GAY CHAMPION
Instantly disliked and turned off the conference.

I don't want to hear about anyone's fucking sexual orientation, you filthy animal

>some nerd is getting paid by schaub to promote him on heem

wonder how much? probably like $5 a month if that

good investment to keep that literal who mentioned

I'm asking if that presser was the rousey tate 2 presser you mong.

If Round 2 of Lesnar/Hunt never happened, opinions on 200 would be more positive

ufc 200 was incredibly dissapointing desu

too may DEC's

SHEEIT IT IZ WHUT IT IZ

>ronda gets heemd
>dana panics but holly holm is still pretty marketable
>holm gets choked out
>dana panics but miesha tate is still pretty marketable
>tate gets fucked up by a 6/10 brazilian lesbian
>dana panics but at least cat zingano is kind of marketable
>except cat got fucked up
>presumed #1 contender is a boring grapplefuck random who isn't even half a year removed from being arrested for beating people up at a nightclub
>ufc has to market this title fight
lol

>take a lot of testosterone
>sexually attracted to women
Personally I don't get the hype.

northcutt getting out of all those submission attempts was great.

>he thinks this is breaking news

USDA gave Aldo cardio

Nunes
Hunto
Bork
Lauzon
Cormier
Cormier
Bork landing that first takedown
Nunes running through Miesha

If Bork had mentioned that he was gonna go get on top of his wife you'd have marked the fuck out, believe you me buddeh.

Nunes
Tate
Tate
Aldo-Edgar or Hendricks-Gastelum
Brock-Hunt
Brock-Hunt
Bigg Pigg losing
Lauzon heeming Sanchez in the first round

tell joanna i love her

thanks in advance

>6/10

I believe you mean a solid 6

If I was gay I'd keep it on the down low to be honest, and never really mention it unless I was asked
I wouldn't want that to define me as a person. I wonder how Nunez feels being paraded around like that just because she likes to eat pussy.

UFC is mentally shut down, they just want to sell it and get away from it

They've had the company running for like 20 years and have seen how it peaks and what it takes: The peak is bringing in already famous athletes from outside for freak shows

The UFC fighters themselves are not draws, they are middling at best, and they can't top a Brock card, and he's gone for good soon enough

>Biggest Winner:
Nunes
>Biggest Loser:
Hendricks
>Biggest Meme:
Coors Lifgr
>Best Fight:
Assuncao/Dillashaw
>Worst Fight:
Cormier/Silva
>Most Disappointing Fight:
Brock/Hunt
>Best Moment:
Brock winning
>Most Unexpected Moment:
Brock dominating Hunt in the 3rd

>wait for thread to near 500 posts
>go to Sup Forums.org/sp/heem
>keep refreshing until new thread pops up
>get first post every time

BW: Nunes
BL: Browne
BM: Cormier
BF: Aldo/Fronkie
WF: Cormier/Silva
MDF: Cormier/Silva
BM: Borkference
MUM: Gay Champ

>Biggest Winner:
BROCK

>Biggest Loser:

/HEEM/ SHITTERS WHO PICKED A FAT OLD CAN CRUSHER GEEZER TO BEAT BROCK

>Biggest Meme:
LE WALK OFF KO

>Best Fight:
BROCK VS A FAT BUM

>Worst Fight:
TATE VS NUNES BECAUSE IT HAD TO FOLLOW BROCK

>Most Disappointing Fight:
TATE VS NUNES BECAUSE IT HAD TO FOLLOW BROCK

>Best Moment:
BROCK WRESTLE FUCKING /HEEM/'S FAVORITE FAT OLD GEEZER

>Most Unexpected Moment:
/HEEM/'S COLOSSAL BUTT HURT FROM THEIR PRECIOUS FAT OLD DINOSAUR GETTING BROCKED

>Biggest winner

Jose Aldo

>Biggest Loser

Daniel Cormier

>Biggest meme

Bork

>Best Fight

Aldo Edgar

>Worst fight

Lesnore

>Most disappointing fight

Lesna

>Best Moment

Super sage defying anatomical physics

>Most unexpected moment

Brock not getting super heemed

Ronda or Holly if she wins gets the next title shot in all likelihood, Julianna probably gets a tuneup fight

...

>do this at any minute of any day

ya blew it

the shitty yellow cage floor obviously fucked with the fighter's heads and made a bunch of boring fights.

anyone got post event depression? that was such a let down, i am really sad

you left out UFC sells for 4.2 billion and Dana leaves extremely wealthy

Biggest Winner: aldo and anderson
Biggest Loser: dc
Biggest Meme: brock
Best Fight: tate v nunes
Worst Fight: gastelum vs hendricks
Most Disappointing Fight: aldo vs edgar
Best Moment: nunes rekting miesha that quick
Most Unexpected Moment: anderson lasting 3 rounds/ brock taking hunt down that much

Biggest Winner: Nunes
Biggest Loser: Miesha/Cat
Biggest Meme: Miesha
Best Fight: Cain vs Browne
Worst Fight: DC vs Silva (even though i liked it)
Most Disappointing Fight: DC vs Silva
Best Moment: Aldo winning
Most Unexpected Moment: Cains wheelkick

Could have just summarized that post by saying WBW is full of one dimensional fighters who on any given night can lose to each other...Also Cat Zingano isn't marketable to anyone, though it'd have helped if she actually won tonight.

Also, Amanda is a great fighter and has been hugely underrated for years now.

Deserve aint got nothing to do with it, betas

Strictly business

How big of a chance do you give to Aldo in the rematch with McGroobs?

He looked really good tonight.

Aldo
Tate
Brock
Dillashaw vs Hue
Every other fight
All of them
Sage getting out of that arm bar
Tate getting rekt

It was pretty bad!

When will you apologize to us /heem/?

kek

that other dude was so bad.

that entire fight was so bad

that entire fight was entertaining because it was so bad.

like what the fuck were they even doing.

It was the most entertaining bad fight I've seen since I saw a dude quit due to exhaustion in the second round of a superheavyweight fight after he dominated the first round

like he rocked the other dude 100 times in one round but not enough to get the stoppage then the second round was going to start and he tapped out 5 seconds into it after falling down/getting taken down

i also knew the person who won that fight and he was ranked at superheavyweight back in like 2008 just because he won that fight by doing nothing.

good times. I think the more you like MMA the less you should take it seriously.

Souza has been massively shafted here
Literally what does he need to do to get a title shot is the question. I feel for him, but Hendo/Bisping is more marketable

>Biggest Winner:
Aldo
>Biggest Loser:
Tate
>Biggest Meme:
Brock
>Best Fight:
Cain vs Travis
>Worst Fight:
Aldo v Edgar
>Most Disappointing Fight:
Cormier vs Juanderson
>Best Moment:
Hard to think of one, probably Brock redeeming himself
>Most Unexpected Moment:
Nunes becoming Wanderlei Silva

Usually I have a post event wank but I'm not even semi-chubbed at the moment :(

>>Worst Fight:
>Aldo v Edgar

>a 6/10 brazilian lesbian
>6/10
went a little overboard there buddy

>Also Cat Zingano isn't marketable to anyone

BIG

FAT

CAT

TATS

I just don't know if he's able to not let McGoobs get into his head

Loses again. Not in the same fashion as last time but Conor will finish him again.

0 hes going to get reach fucked and lit up

hes the proto-mcgregor, beating up even smaller manlets than himself

Brock
Hendricks
Miesha
Hendricks-Gastelum
Sage-Marin, two strikers that are whitebelts skill wise grappling and literally 69ing each other at one point was a travesty
Edgar-Aldo
Nunes or Cain demolitions
Lauzon fucking demolishing Diego

in good company with @tussagb @minotauromma

instagram.com/p/BHq_4uHDNAw/

>Biggest Winner
Nunes
>Biggest Loser
Jon Jones
>Biggest Meme
McGoober watching
>Best Fight
Lauzon v Sanchez
>Worst Fight
Tate
>Most Disappointing Fight
DC v Silva
>Best Moment
Nunes with family
>Most Unexpected Moment
Sage not giving up

Is that.. Mark Coleman's daughter?

they're right you know

WHO /BROTHER BROCK/ HERE?

When is that fat cunt Hunt getting cut?

>losing to a butch monkey faggot

Meisha isn't making it to the morning is she. Also did anyone notice the "girl," In the white shirt when the new champ finally got to her sister I guess...that bitch had massive arms. How the fuck does the UFC let Brazilians fight when it's clear that all of the roid?

Frankie was charging with hooks and would sometimes catch Aldo, other times it was Aldo circling away and slipping in counters

That's the entire fight and it got boring after two rounds

hivemind

Official Statement made

Was pretty shitty, Aldo was backpeddaling like a pussy and Frankie was failing every attempt at everything

>Biggest Winner:
My girl Amanda
>Biggest Loser:
Miesha
>Biggest Meme:
Brock
>Best Fight:
Cain demolishing Travis
>Worst Fight:
DC vs. Silva
>Most Disappointing Fight:
Brock vs. Hunto
>Best Moment:
Those early prelim KOs
>Most Unexpected Moment
Cain wheelkick, where did that one even come from?

>i'll call the boss a faggot and then he'll give me what i want :#)

the mind of a retarded cunt everyone

hendersons son, some guy cropped it in a gamethread

>backpeddling like a pussy
your entire opinion shames mexico

this card was fairly disappointing

the sage fight was pretty good, I want to see him thrown to the wolves and get demolished

dunno why, something about watching newbies get torn a new asshole by the old lions of their division warms my heart

>People think Miesha getting lit up was unexpected

If Bork gets to stay with us for one more fight, who do you want him to face?

son (female)

;__;

says the guy who just backpeddaled from an international treaty

>let your boss walk over you

this is why you're not the boss

Overeem rematch

Brock
Meisha
Brock
Cain/Browne
Brock/Hunt
Bock/Hunt
Brock Winning
Tate getting destroyed by "LE LGBT CHAMP"

Fedor

Someone who doesn't have a 12-11 record for one.

rematch with non-roided overeem

Loser of Stipe v Reem.

And then a title shot.