You are not allowed to hit a woman, even if she hits you first

You are not allowed to hit a woman, even if she hits you first.

If a woman is hitting you, you are not allowed to grab her wrists to stop her from hitting you. You are supposed to just let her hit you.

This isn't just my opinion, it's the law.

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Bitch if a woman gonna try hit me and fight me, she best be ready for a one hit knock out

Then you best be ready to go to jail.

I'll smack the shit out of a woman if she even looks like shes about to hit me. I will cunt punt her into next week. If she lands a hit I'll kick her down a flight of stairs.

Eye for an eye
Tooth for a tooth
That is the only law

They never find the bodies after I'm through.

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Implying you're not out of the house amd on your own the second you attack me

>tfw jailed twice for domestic assault

avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/domestic-violence-industry/when-a-girl-hits-you/

Don't cut yourself on that edge bro

I know this is bait, but I am going to reply anyway. I told my wife that if she ever hit me, then she thought she could take me. I gave her three warnings before I hit back. And guess what? She hasn't hit back since. I am the alpha!

tl;dr

I just hit them if they hit me first. Plain and simple. It's always an in and out when the cops know she has it coming.

Then the world would be blind and toothless.

Everyone is probably blind and toothless where that faggot lives.

Blood for blood
We all gotta die
WE ALL GOTTA DIE

*GUITAR SOLO*

Sounds about like what Full Metal Alchemist taught me.

Guess you're right, what a beautiful world we live in, am I right?

the law was made by homos for homos
eat a god damn dick you beta cunt, i'm gonna make you memorize the names of the penis.

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pathetic bait

And you really think you made up internet rules will protect you in real life huh.

I love how everyone just assumes Op is trolling. She hasn't said anything that is factually inaccurate.

It's the truth. You can not defend yourself when a woman hits you. If you do, you'll go to jail.

Can we just turn this full force into a bait picture thread? I need to fill my bait folder anyway.

Only if someone calls the cops. The best way to prevent that is to hit them harder.

Self defence..

On a scale from 1 to killed how hard should we hit them?

I would kick a psycho bitch.

lol it must really suck living in america with all those freedumbs

It isn't self defense when a man hits a woman. It's assault, even if she hits you first.

killed

Only if you're dumb enough to start shit. Stay calm and nobody gets hurt.

EQUAL RIGHTS.... AND LEFTS!

obvious bait is obvious

And sometimes cunt punches.

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Cunt Punching should be a Olympic Sport.

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>This isn't just my opinion, it's the law.

It isn't.

>She

It's not bait. It is the law. Grabbing a woman by the wrists is assault, regardless of why you are grabbing her.

I apparently played yo momma...

it is.

But what if I AM a woman?

Defending yourself from being attacked is self defence so they better not be surprised when they get Batista bombed onto a car bonnet.

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avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/domestic-violence-industry/when-a-girl-hits-you/

I am a female and I believe if a women hits a man first he is allowed to hit her back

fuck you, if you hit me i will hit you back harder, until you stop hitting me, you want equal rights, well you got em and that includes getting hit too

>Batista bombed onto a car bonnet.

kek

Yeah? I've fought the law and won several times. What makes you think I won't do the same to some bitch who thinks it's a good idea to hit me?

I used to know a little dyke girl that was a borderline midget that used to say that same thing. Never heard much about it after some tweeker knocked her the fuck out outside of a gas station.

Things to accomplish in order to bring about harmony on the planet...
1. Abolish Religion
2. Exterminate all forms of shit-skin.
3. Place women back in the kitchen.
4. Repeal suffrage.
5. Destroy all LGBT's
These 5 basic principles will set this planet right and achieve the harmony it needs.

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Are you making a point?

I'd like to see part of law that mentions that instad of random websites

tl;dr

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7410 Drew Lane Fredericksburg VA.
Come pop by for a visit and I'll show you how wrong you are.

Why do you all think this is bait?

Are you really all edgy teenagers who actually believes that law treats men and woman equally in a domestic dispute?

>this is obvious bait. the cops will believe me if I say that I was defending myself.

Sup Forums is nothing but 14 yo virgins.

that is why you go MGTOW and avoid personal relationships with someone who can assault you and take half your shit.

In the age of internet porn , high speed gaming , I don't know why a lot of men still bother with expensive & time consuming relationships.

Men don't need women.

You signed up for dem "lil women's studies" semester op? You must hate future disposable income as much as men...

1 & 2 OK but..
3 & 4 not so much... extreme feminism need to be abolished so women can't brag about being inferior...
5 as long as they stay 30 ft. Away from me I don't see the problem

Because it is better to allow one side to attack with no repercussions ?

This is an example off why my 5 basic principles needs to come to fruition.

You're allowed to hit once for every 12 times in a row you're hit by a woman

"Master, what is the best way to contend with another?

"We have a very simple and reliable defense, and it is usable by anyone at any level of skill"

"What is it?

"We run away""

Living with a woman , being in a relationship with a woman.

It is 2016 , abandon the human race , females are not worth it.

Oh nice b8

Tell u a story :
>first gf at 16
>chillin in downtown with friends and her
>a fucking bitch came and isults girls
>i tell her to fuck off
>she tried to fight me
>got hit on the head
> i caught her and put her face in a car window
>she bleeded so much
>proud of me )

The lesson i learned:
A girl who try to hit someone, deserve to be hitten

What are your five basic principles user?

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever can not take care of himself without that law is both.

Where's the ref or man twice my size who's going to stop me? Because until there is one, for every punch she throws, I'm going to throw one twice as hard.
Might even kill her. Who knows. I've got a clear schedule.

It's just gonna take one hit.

is this double bait or are you serious

restraint is not assault, and i know 1004 holds

Not b8. If you defend yourself when a woman hits you, you will go to jail.

Funny how woman thinks that they can hit a guy without any problem, the fun begins when they get slapped and cry for the rest of the video.
If a woman hits me then its a green light for me, doesnt matter if she is gf or whoever.

it is time to take the law into your own hands..
kill the masters

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Kek.
Equal rights, equal fights
Won't strike a woman first, ever. But if you slap me, you're going to get slapped back with 185lbs behind it, Cunt.

If you are a girl are you allowed to fight anyone ?
Go kill yourself before an other woman do it for ya

>self-defense
a countermeasure that involves defending the health and well-being of oneself, or of another, from harm.

I care about my health so.....

You're the guy counting. Let's be honest here. If a woman is hitting you it's probably going to just be an inconvenience unless she's a butch dyke. You'll be able to count fine.

I feel like that's a bit too loose of a definition, since we generally use self-defense to refer to a combat situation.

Bitch hits me, she's getting knocked the fuck out. Women want equality so treat them like you would any guy that starts shit.

Yes, it is common knowledge that there are only two teeth in the entire world.


As there is only two eyes for the entirety of humanity to share.

It's not about whether she actually harms me or not, the goal is to prove a point.
I can take a punch anywhere but the balls just fine, but if some whiny little cunt thinks she can stand her own against me, I'm happy to prove her wrong.

Equal rights.
I don't give a shit, if I get hit, I'll hit back.
Don't care what you are

Why bother with women , seriously ?
Unless you want children or have such an ego that you have to have arm candy to show off , why ?

I can cum whenever I want , I can sleep whenever & for how long I want , I go where I please with whomever I please.

I despised being in a relationship with my last 3 girlfriends , it was costly, annoying , aggravating & it was destroying all of my other relationships.

Now I get to keep all of my money & time and I am fucking free.

I never wanted children and I am 33 so I won't want kids.

Once you remove sex from the equation , seriously what benefit is there to having a girlfriend or wife ?

Cooking & cleaning is basically gone now , you still have to do half or most of that , but she is not expected to bring in as much or more money than you.

Women had a good deal going on for a long time and then fucked it for everyone because they have a fucked perception of reality.

it can be made specific. For instance if someone makes a move to break my arm, a knee, my nose, something that puts me out of work, and potentially does permanent damage. I'll respond with appropriate force

I wouldn't let the situation go that far, but if it did a right hook should do fine kek.

I feel like if someone comes at me with the intent to cause physical harm, my primary goal isn't going to be discerning WHAT they're trying to do exactly, but getting the fuck back and disabling them before they can do said harm.
If they manage to surprise me and beat the sweet ever loving fuck out of me, good for them. I seriously hope they knock me out though, because I'm getting back up and I'm doing much worse to them.

>it's the law.

Not in my country. Sorry for your freedom, americuck

>hitten
nice one

I love how you all of you virgins talking bout hitting a girl back completely ignore the fact that a woman usually has at least one white knight in her life. If you're in public, she'll be surrounded by white knights when she starts hitting you and every single one of them will be hoping you hit her back so that they can come to her rescue and get laid.

youtube.com/watch?v=dtVHnZX8E50

Not knowing that in most cases of domestic abuse where the woman is the aggressor she will use a weapon , commonly knives or heavy blunt objects.

You Sir are the smartest man on Sup Forums. Seriously.. a man that actually fucking gets it. You are my new hero, user. I don't even saying this sarcastically either. I literally agree with 100% of EVERYTHING you said.

Women are worthless now. All they do is bring drama into your life, the constant nagging, bitching, and accusations no matter HOW loyal you are to them. They never have enough, they always want more... I mean really... sex is nice, sure... pussy is amazing, but you're right, once you strip away the pussy? What do women actually put into a relationship? NOT SHIT. Women were good back in the 50's, and 60's... but once feminism took over, it destroyed women. Now most are just OVERLY opinionated smart mouthed cunts.

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!

then its legal

Domestic violence is only a misdemeanor the first 2 times