/got/ general - Petyr "CIA" Baelish edition

Truly a big guy for us all

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I looked for you on the flight plan,” Bane said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”

How memeworthy is this character? I've never watched the show

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>it's a Daenerys is wrong but nobody tells her episode

PROMISE ME NED

Preston

REMINDER:

Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season

do NOT get hype. The faith militant will still be a thing next season.

>How memeworthy is this character?

extremely.

what is that?

...

So how exactly do Jon and Westeros fight off the Others and their million wight army without dragons?

Looks like meat's back on the menu, Ned!

>Bran goes back in time unsupervised
>witnesses Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go with Wylis packing their things
>knowing that Benjen could have prevented Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his house, but chose not to, Bran decides to take it upon himself
>Bran calls Wylis "Wylis! Wylis! Wylis!"
>Wylis doesnt hear him
>Bran shouts "Hodor!!"
>Wylis hears him
>"Hodor?"
>Bran wargs into Wylis and stops Rhaegar and Lyanna
>in their POV Wylis went apeshit and is grabbing Lyanna by the wrist
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword and hits Wylis with the hilt
>Bran is smacked thorugh space and time and is thrown from across the room, landing beside Hodor
>Hodor looks at him and says "Hodor"

>episode
season or show

the cunt is always wrong

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The First Men and the Children managed to do it fine with dragonglass.

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First for JonCon

georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/

kek who cares? That plotline is ditched. Jon is fucking off elsewhere

You conniving motherfucker, you cheeky little cunt.. I've been elbow deep in that fat bitch's gaping cunt for the last 12 hours, trying to figure out if she were really going into labor or she just enjoyed the company while taking a huge painful shit. THEN YOURE GONNA KILL HER? JUST LIKE THAT? fuck you m8, "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM A BIG BOY NOW WITH MY BIG BOY PANTS" whats babby's gonna say? "LOOK AT ME IM LORD BOLTON NOW"? What? you thought Karstark here will go "WOAH RAMSAY IS PRETTY BASED! I WOULDNT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS PERSON"? fucking leech, I was in there, A DOZEN HOURS! DOZEN, trying to get the stench off my nose coming from that fucking disgusting snatch, WHAT YA LOOKING AT KARSTARK? fite me irl faget, FUCK YOU RAMSAY and fuck that sour snatch bitch

FUCKING OBSIDIAN DAGGERS M8

Why did they kill him again

youtube.com/watch?v=twvYW4nnFL0

Dual wielding

They don't have dragon glass anymore. Not enough anyway.

At least after ADWD he realized his mistake and never again set a deadline for himself to avoid disappointing the fans.

He's learning.

DAILY REMINDER
Bran's actor confirmed that R+L=J theory is about to be btfo soon

Loras Tyrell is the key to all of this.

just like when everybody told us Jon was dead :^)

>to avoid disappointing the fans

You mean to avoid work and responsibility.

No, he said there would be an unexpected reveal. Isaac has literally never picked up the books and showplebs are so fucking dense that the obvious R+L will blow their minds like some sort of huge plot twist

Maybe both. He's a lazy fat fuck but he does seem to care about his fans.

Why did they bring him back so fast? There was no tension. Literally retarded.

Jon WAS dead.

Daily reminder that Stannis is still alive and those of you who insisted that he died will pay the traitors' price yourselves when he comes back.

Every man shall reap what he has sown.

>"Ser Arthur, I'm Robert's Rebellion."

>show
>obvious
more like out of nowhere and inconsequential to them

Lots of dragon glass on Dragonstone

You'd have to take it over from whatever Stannis has left there first, but ultimately Jon needs to get through the Lannisters to get to Dragonstone

who cares, the Others will be a non-issue solved within five episodes is S7. Gotta make more space of Jon x Dany shipping.

Even IF he comes back and that's a pretty big if, who's gonna fight for him? Literally who?

>LARP autist

>Every man shall reap what he has sown.

And Stannis did, which is why he died

Reminder that Jaime defeated Cthulu and could beat Aragon too.

No, he specifically said "it's not what fans have kind of already knew all along"

which can be none other than the R+L=J theory that fans have suspected for 20 years

>there are people who think the books are better than the series

He´s no Khal

>idiots think the point of Arya's last scene was that she wants to kill the waif

Are viewers really so retarded that a majority of them can't understand that scene? Maybe the creators are right to dumb the show down then.

reposting our song

youtube.com/watch?v=2-SEzX5-dqA&feature=youtu.be

yes its going to be R+L=J M

Loras holds Dragonstone rn

So he's going to manage to get through the Lannisters and Tyrells all the way to Dragonstone, mine fuck tons of dragon glass, shape the shit into usable weapons, and make it back into to still have an army to stop the Others?

Fucking hell Id rather there be dragons under winterfell

Who Jons mother is is pretty inconsequential at this point

THEY WILL PAY THE IRON PRICE!
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!

What was he supposed to say?

"It kinda IS what fans were expecting all along?" Issac is going to blow open the biggest secret and mystery in asoiaf? A series that started before he was fucking born?

M is so boring though

>he thinks arya's list is consistent

I know I'm reposting, but

>I looked for you on the flight plan,” Bane said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
>“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
>"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
>"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
>“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
>“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
>“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
>Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”

In the books, who knows who the fuck currently owns Dragonstone in the show

I have a theory that Dany might be the worst character in history of fiction.

fair point

>No, he specifically said "it's not what fans have kind of already knew all along"

The average showfan thinks Jon is Ned's bastard. That's what "fans have kind of already knew all along".

It's going to be a disappointing R+L, mark my words. D&D aren't clever enough to pull off anything else.

Who's got that pic of the Night's Watch mutineers hanging with the guitars and mics shopped on? Cheers

Where the fuck has CIA been this season?

"Maester Qyburn, men call me Darkstar, and I Am of the night"

vale next ep

climbing the ladder

What do you think is Aidan Gillen's opinion about baneposting?

In the Vale getting an army.

D&D are not clever enough to write CIA scenes

I would piss on his corpse. Useless pretender

>theory
it's a fact

bad b8 m8

That's not what I said, but I dunno, maybe the idiots think that. Maybe you're one the idiots.

he probably dislikes that such a small and insignificant role is one of his most well known

Daily reminder
>Boltons are legit nigger muslim tier
>Starks are the main good guys or closest to it
>DnD and GRRM are edge lords
>Starks will win in the endgame
>Ramsay is a bad charachter. I mean badly written
>If Umbers and Cuckstacks do join boltons they are shit
>Stannis should have one of his battles. Doing so would have done good for the realm
>Dany would be a shit queen who would cause harm.
>The Others and Dragons are not enemies but eachothers equals

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Later today Spanish man will have spoilers right?

I can't wait to be disappointed like I was last week.

implying you wouldn't /got/

farts

The Tyrells are likely going to be fighting a 3 war front by the end of the season

Euron will invade Oldtown, the SNELS could go for Highgarden, and the rest of their army will be deployed in Kings Landing fighting the High Sparrows

That leaves the Lannisters, and if the leaks about Littlefinger and House Arryn's army saving Jon at the bastardbowl are true, Jon could easily take the Lannisters alone with Robin Arryn's army

I shabboozh

they can't even cross the wall, theres magic runes that prevent them(same with bloodraven's cave)

WINTERBOWL

REVENGEBOWL

STARKS = DIRECTLY DESCENDED FROM THE OTHERS

ICE IS NAMED AFTER A SWORD THE STARKS OWNED DURING THE AGE OF HEROES

OTHERS WIELD SWORDS MADE OF ICE

BRANDON "ICE EYES" STARK SAME WORD USED TO DESCRIBE THE OTHERS

"They were the Kings in the North for thousands of years," Maester Luwin said, lifting the torch high so the light shone on the stone faces. Some were hairy and bearded, shaggy men fierce as the wolves that crouched by their feet. OTHERS were shaved clean, their features gaunt and sharp-edged as the iron longswords across their laps... Hard men for a hard time. Come." GAUNT IS OFTEN USED TO DESCRIBE THE 'OTHERS'.

THEON IS TERRIFIED WHEN HE SEES THE OLD OLD STARKS IN THE CRYPTS IN HIS FEVER DREAM

>Implying Benjen Stark isn't far away and deep in the North in search of the font of power of the White Walkers.

SNARKS = STARKS

GRRM'S ULTIMATE ROOSE

GET READY

GET HYPED

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THE SKOARCH

you'll never hear from him again, he's been shipped off to HBO's gulags

there are pics of the night's king being in Bloodraven's cave
so I guess it doesn't work at some point

Why would an Arryn army fight for Jon?

Preparing for round 2 of the self destruction of Kingdom

Thank god. CIA is the best character especially now that everyone else is getting BTFO

Why did they make Tyrion a dragontamer anyway? Doesn't really seem like it fits the character.

>THESE AREYA SCENES ARE BORING
>WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT WHAT NAME I DONT GET IT

What actually happened in AFFC and ADWD?
I mean, some 'stuff' sure happened, but happened in it from the narrative perspective
>AGOT - peaceful times are shattered by war and looming threat of Others
>ACOK - War of Five Kings
>ASOS - effectively the end of the War
>AFFC - ???
>ADWD - ???

Also, what was the point of ONE Jaime chapter in ADWD? Did it just randomly slip through editorial?

Autism

She's better when you realize she's supposed to be a villain.

>starks
>good guys

No theyre goatfucking hillmen. They ought to be exterminated or accept civilization.

D a b i d

I dont get it, CIA is not a big guy, bane is?

Gives him something to do and i think i read somewhere that Lannisters claim a bit of Targy blood in them