/heem/: RIP Fat Cunt Edition

No real OP until casuals leave

>"He's just a joker, a clown. I'm going to run right through him"
>gets KO'd in 13 seconds
>"That wasn't a fight. I'm willing to fight anytime anywhere. I'll do anything to get my revenge"
>"b-but not right now"
>"I didn't take the fight at 196 because it wasn't in my weight class and I had nothing to gain from it"
>"I'm willing to fight right now if he wanted to. Now we have to see if he's going to keep his word."

Why is Jose such a weasel?

HEEM FAGGOTS ASSBLASTED THAT BORK HAS SHITTER SHATTERED THEM ONCE AGAIN

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

First for based BROCK LESNAR

Brock Lesnar is a true martial artist

Do you think Brock would be willing to fight Reem again? I don't think he would.

>They actually thought that that fat fucking midget gatekeeper would beat Brock

Hunt is a fucking career jobber. His record is shit and so is his fighting ability.

...

He needed to get his confidence back.
And now Conor has also lost his aura after losing to Nate.

Deep down Conor knows that the 13sec KO made him look better than he is.

Theres no guarantee he can dominate the rematch.

...

honestly what does it about mandrama for you? don't you feel childish still watching that stuff? do you bring it up with your friends? i would be embarrassed for someone to know i watch that

Damn Nunes has some good striking, for a girl. Like kinda impressed.

Healthy Brock vs Natural Reem is a different ballgame.

Then again, its also going to be Smart Reem so the gap in experience could be telling.

This is the fight to make if Stipe beats Alistair.

>Frankie actually thought he had a chance against Conor
looks like he's gonna have to go down to 135 and start all over again

>mind games already

Can Jose keep Conor out of his head?

Nate had no head for Conor to get into and won handily. Maybe if he asks that guy to translate everything Conor says into "I wish you luck in the rematch" or something.

>And now Conor has also lost his aura after losing to Nate.

I don't think so. The 145 pound champ was training for a fight at 155, and ended up taking a fight at 170 on less than 2 weeks notice. If you think him losing that fight does anything to diminish his dominance of the featherweight division you're just stupid.

They always pretend we don't like it because "it's not real". No, we dislike it because it's a shitty daytime soap opera that panders to white trash.

Do you think they'll finally make Brock get off the PEDs? Everyone talks about Ubereem but they're the same fucking size in that webm and we know Reem was juiced to the gills

>Tyson Fury would fucking clean up in the UFC funnily enough

How did James Toney do again?

I don't even watch it, I just love that it makes you fucking retards so angry.

I do respect what they do though. And I can tell that you have no friends because as somebody that actually has friends I can tell you that nobody gives a flying fuck if you like to watch wrestling twice a week.

why is this sport becoming more memey with every new event?

Brock has never failed a drug test, stop disseminating lies.

He's going to be just as big a threat physically, but psychologically he's lost his edge.

Aldo wont be as shook as he was last time.

>Aldo wont be as shook as he was last time.

He'll be even more shook than last time, because last time he hadn't been knocked the fuck out by the man.

Theres going to be pressure from the top fighters for them to do it, thats for sure.

I could see people ducking Brock for a few months if he isnt tested during mandrama.

anyone ever been kicked out of a ufc event besides me? I tried to wall and stall a guy who cut in line and they called the cops while i yelled "i got him"

i was charged with disorderly conduct and they let him back in line which pissed me off but only enough to say "i respectfully disagree with your decision, herb" to a black chick cop then she gave me a ride home and we had sex so it worked out.

Are we sure Brock even wants another fight?

I would still pick him as a favorite against most anyone at 145, but losing to Nate dispells some of the magic. Harder to get in people's head when they've seen you beaten down. Easier to gameplan. Hell, maybe Conor will be mentally fucked if Nate beats him again.

Any highlights from Brock's fight last night, or was it just him laying on top Hunt and smashing his head in for 3 rounds?

>that complete utter lack of production value

All in all UFC 200 was a massive let down.

Toney was old as fuck and never should have eaten himself to heavyweight. I think Fury could do decent if he transitioned now. He's only 27.

Pretty much that.

But the takedowns were basically powerbombs.

The takedowns were a thing of beauty.

>him laying on top Hunt and smashing his head in for 3 rounds?

Correct but only the 1st and 3rd rounds. Hunt had him standing for most of the second but couldnt land a KO.

>Lack of production value
Did you miss the 360 projection curtain?

And the fucking "gold" mat was piss yellow. Probably would've looked cool if it was actually gold.

>no Paul Heyman introducing Brock Lesnar
>no GOAT entrances

it's like they didn't even want people to watch

Yes, he said it was "the most fun he had in years" and declared himself a top 10 HW. He also said he's nearing the "big 40", so he's gonna want to fight soon

Now will WWE let him fight for a second time? Remains to be seen

It would take a couple of years of training and him fighting total cans before he would be ready to fight top talent.

I'm not so sure he would do great.

my boy pulled through in a big way last night. thanks for all your support.

No man that mat was fucking awesome. Cage Rage style shit. Seeing Anderson fighting with a yellow mat again was badass... the fight itself sucked, but that part was cool.

Let's all take a moment and appreciate that Frankie was BTFO and E X P O S E D after months of him and his fans being insufferable, arrogant cunts

That kind of shook is good for a fighter. Underestimating your opponent hasn't been working out lately.

He doesn't want to be emotionally shook. If Conor gets under his skin and on his nerves, Aldo might be impatient and come out guns blazing and charge right into Conor's bread and butter of counterstriking (again).

Aldo wants to do exactly what he did tonight, methodically pick his opponent apart without emotion.

If Brendan Schaub and Mark Hunt can be a top 10 heavyweights, Tyson Fury can be top 3.

>USADA

Gotta make sure he's actually better than Klitschko first

is the video they showed of the history of the UFC up anywhere? nearly cried watching it lads

come on now he doesn't deserve that punching bag next to the werdum fight, he lit werdum up. I'm sure werdum took the fall to entice him to the ground, but it was hardly a blow out. Not that I don't disagree he's a tad overrated on /heem/. Still one of my favorites, as a tubby Polynesian myself.
>implying they make other types of polynesians

yes but look at Reem in pride. He was skinny as fuck. Brock has always been a massive individual. Not that I'm saying brocks not on the gas, but there would definitely be less of a difference between natural brock and ped brock compared to mediumreem and ubereem

Hendricks is about to get cut. I know a lot of people dislike him, but I just feel bad for him knowing he lost a lot of cash on that restaurant and now he has another kid to feed. He's a goof for buying big trucks, but fuck, the guy tried SO hard to make weight. He just physically couldn't. He was shaking like a leaf on the scales. He's been weight cutting his entire life and has destroyed his body, the tool he uses to provide for his family. I feel awful guys. I hope he's somewhere eating the burger and the fries.

>the guy tried SO hard to make weight.

He failed by a LITERAL QUARTER POUNDER.

You know, like he advised people to eat.

Fuck Pig Rigg.

Go to bed Johny, it'll be better tomorrow.

THE CITY OF UFC 200

Was the prelims better than the main card?

He'd be fighting at 175 if that division was a thing. He's too big for 170 and too small for 185. Shit sucks.

yes

yeah, seemed to me too.

if we're honest though, the prelims was full of main event worthy matchups.

UFC 200 was shit.

UFC 200 was nice.

Who's gonna start shitposting on twitter first, Aldo or McGoobs ?

UFC 200 was mediocre.

Conor, Aldo hasn't finished his English lessons yet.

its terrible

Remember when there were actually people who wanted to see Edgar vs Aldo rematch instead of McGregor vs Aldo.

Hopefully they enjoyed that garbage.

2 steaks maximum from now on fatboy

UFC 200 was shit.

i haven't masturbated in the last 48 hours

i feel like i could unload some nasty cummins

i wanted conor vs cormier desu

What kind of porn is Aldo going to watch instead of UFC202 lads?

>stayed up all night to watch 200
>it wasn't worth it

Most Finishes, UFC History
Vitor Belfort, 14
Anderson Silva, 14
Matt Hughes, 13
Frank Mir, 13
JOE LAUZON, 12

what was the sellout, anyone ?

Cormier took it easy on Silva.

How did you not like that fight?

Edgar has shadow boxed for 10 consecutive rounds now against Aldo.

>Has no clue how to get out of lockdown
>Scared shitless on his feet

Yea m8, that's what happened.

he will headline preliminary cards for the rest of his life
he is the urijah faber of 170lbs

Watching Edgar get his face punched in was the best part.

USADA is going to obliterate Brock Lesnar and any chance of any of you seeing him fight in the UFC again.

this

Just finished watching. What a joke.

Iktf

he looked tubby as fuck what was his excuse for missing weight?

UFC 200 was disappointing

Based Andy with that body kick.
Huge DC and Andy fan, but fuck Andy should just fight cans at LHW.

k1 that used to be on Eurosport was way better then this MMAUFC shit

UFC 200 was an embarrassment.

>implying Brock can't afford the designer shit that other fighters could only dream of.

Who /Aldo/ after he made Edgar a permanent bridesmaid?

That's called kickboxing. Watch Glory.

your presence on /heem/ is an embarrassment

Nah brock is on that 10000usd per dose type shit
They wont catch him

rank these fights in order of how much you enjoyed them

>DC vs. Anderson
>Cain vs. Browne
>Mousasi vs. Santos
>Brock vs. Hunt
>Hendricks vs. Gastelum
>Dillashaw vs. Assunção
>Lauzon vs. Sanchez
>Miller vs. Gomi
>Aldo vs. Edgar
>Tate vs. Nunes
>Zingano vs. Peña
>Northcutt vs. Marin

FN 90 was better than 200. Who /fashion industry/ here.

>The UFC 202 promo uses the """25 pounds""" McGregor excuse

kekek

mousasi vs santos
dillashaw vs assunçao
zingano vs peña

that's it

very flattering, thank (You)

>THIS
THIS

I EXPECTED HEYMAN AT THE VERY FUCKING LEAST AND GOT NOTHING! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, DANA? IT'S SO FUCKING SIMPLE!

>mfw Canadians are the biggest, strongest, and whitest fighters in the world

1. Aldo-Edgar
2. Fight Pass Prelims
3. Tate-Nunes
4. Cain-Browne
5. Dillashaw-Assuncao
6. DC vs. Anderson
7. Lesnar-Hunt
8. Zingano-Pena
9. Gastelum-Hendricks

>zingano vs peña
weird I thought that fight was a bit shit
most people seem to think the DC-Silva fight and the Brock–Hunt fight were shit though, so what do I know

How did that spanish guy let sage out of that armbar lmao
Pathetic