so i just came back from spending my new year with my girlfriend family in sao paulo
>really hot
>ugly people everywhere
>a kid got my girlfriend purse
>a cop tried to ask for bribes to give us the purse back
>hobbos everywhere
>drug addicts asks for money in each corner
>food was shit
>people smell like animals
what the fuck is wrong with this country?
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You got memed, son
Stay away from Brazilian women, you poor drunk.
Maybe you should have gone down south, somewhere nice.
São Paulo is a grey commieblock shithole. What else is new?
Brazilian women love BRC get used to it
Maybe you should've posted at /luso/ while you stayed in São Paulo to at least make your thread somewhat believable.
Also, you just used a picture of Itaim Bibi, a district with an HDI of .95.
>a district with an HDI of .95.
HDI is meaningless, stupid autist.
sounds like russia in summer
Go live in Sierra Leone then.
This is the average city in Africa.
something wrong....................... it doesn't look like detroit..
So if I randomly roam around Africa using the Street View most of it should look like Nairobi, I assume.
it is like russia but sunny
what do you mean? it does look like detroit
Brug, are you the ruskie that wanted someone to write a message on the pavement in front of her flat a while back?
afaik, Kampala is the only non-south African subsaharan city to have streetview.
Is she a girlfriend or a "girlfriend"(male)?
You're aware Russia is considered the worst country on earth right? That would mean Brazil is the worst country on earth, which it isn't, it's basically first world now.
>it's basically first world now.
I missed the moment quality of life in first world countries decreased so badly
why you never posted on /luso/? maybe you should focus on fixing your 99.9% white yet Africa tier HIV-krokodil-vodka paradise before shitposting about a country from the other side of planet that barely even knows you exist
so... it's like russia but with more sun right?
>about a country from the other side of planet that barely even knows you exist
Every Brazilian knows Russia. Are you retarded?
yet one in a thousand would be able to spot Russia on a map. Russia is as relevant to Brazil as Tajikistan
The average Brazilian can't find any country on a map. Brazil isn't known for it's education you know, Brazilians have very low education. Only autists care about a country's position on a map.
OP é cucaracha ou brasileiro óbvio.
Don't mistake you smell with ours; we take shower everyday. You Russians are the smelly ones.
And this history sounds so unverifiable.
Just an average day in Brazil:
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>subhuman inmates killing each other
why are you upset about it? go there and bring them home if you so wish to take good care of them
It has a lot of sun but has no nuclear weapons.
In Brazil drinking wiper and cologne?
might as well nuke yourself and rid half the planet from alcoholism and AIDS
How can you not be an alcoholic, where half of the year opened a branch of the Arctic and the sun is shining horizontally?
This happened in Porto Alegre, one of the whitest and most developed cities of Brazil:
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This could be you:
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If you had asked, we'd have told you not to come
Good thread.
I'm actually afraid to go to either Russia or Brazil out of fear of corrupt cops and street gangs.
>This happened in Porto Alegre, one of the whitest and most developed cities of Brazil
You're obviously not Brazilian.
>This could be you:
i'm not a thug
>Waah why you didn't think about posting in an autistic anime general on a pedophilic imageboard instead of trying to enjoy your trip
Wow. I don't believe him, but this is really fucking cringe.
>south america
I wouldnt go there if I was offered full paid expenses.
Criminals in Brazil target tourists in the same way toilet cleaners target shitskins in Poland. Neither would dare visit the other.
DELET THIS
They target tourists specifically because cops and deputies don't understand English, so cops think the person is crazy and speaking gibberish so they ignore them.
>op has a brazilian gf
Stop lying over the internet. Go drink some krokodile you degenerate moscal.
no, what the fuck, don't even say it joking, whats with the brazilians thinking they are better than russia, holy shit man,
Russian guy with his Brazilian girlfriend:
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Russian guy with his Brazilian girlfriend 2:
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Russian guy with his Brazilian girlfriend 3:
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Brazilian girls can't resist the BRC.
>posting a maquette
Brazilian girls barely knows where is Russia
>spending new year in São Paulo
Exactly, São Paulo is pure """"""""""""""quality life""""""""""""""".
Everyone knows where is Russia.