Convince me not to commit suicide Sup Forums

convince me not to commit suicide Sup Forums

please

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Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?

u seen one man punch?

nahhh, kill yourself faggot

Witnessed.

no i haven't watched anime in a very long time

also nice trips man

Oh my fuckin god..Checked

if you're asking for people a reason not to kill yourself then you aren't willing to do it in the first place. if you really wanted to die you would just do it and not ask for advice and moral support. stop pitying yourself and get back on your feet

Because you already are, one day at a time, like the rest of us.

Stream it, you fucking pussy faggot

it's not as easy as it sounds man

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download this. have games to play

what you should do is slowly end yourself over a few years via substance abuse, that wayyou get to experience some highs on your way out

user you can understand why i wouldn't download that

why would i convince you not to? just stream it and get it over with.

you dont likle games????????

youre a random person who gave me a mega link to god knows what. i don't want dolphin porn man

if you really are considering suicide, why dont you try doing something that would help the human society, like going allahu akbar on Donald Trump?

Why commit suicide when you don't get to hear the talk afterwards?

its only 200kb no bad stuff only notepad files can take that much space. no viruses or porn

HEY user ALL CAPS GUY HERE JUST HAD TO JUMP IN AND SAY LOOK BUDDY I KNOW THINGS ARE BAD RIGHT NOW AND THAT THINGS REALLY SUCK BUT HERE'S THE DEAL BUDDY, WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOU WERE BORN WITH 600 TONS OF KICKASS BUILT RIGHT IN, MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T TAPPED INTO THAT YET, BUT ITS IN THERE, WAITING TO COME OUT, SO HAVE ANOTHER BEER TODAY, AND HAVE A GOOD CRY OR DEPRESSED MOMENT, BUT GO TO BED TONIGHT KNOWING THAT TOMORROW IS THE DAY THAT YOU, user, YOU ARE GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU KICK ASS! YOU CAN DO IT user, YOU GOT THIS!

historic trips; screened for posterity

You want a guaranteed suicide method? Old age. Works every time

this is really stupid but i chuckled
thanks man

You will leave your pets behind.

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HEY user ALL CAPS GUY HERE IT MAY BE STUPID BUT BUDDY I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU GOT ALL THAT KICKASS BUILT RIGHT IN, YOU CAN DO THIS, SO GET TO IT BUDDY!

my dog was really my brothers pet. he'll take care of him anyways

Be a man about it and shoot yourself in the head. Don't be a little bitch and cut.
Or go out with a bang and mass shoot. Although if you fail to kill anyone you'll be hated and a loser. So plan a bit prior.

Hillary Clinton will probably end up POTUS

>convince me not to commit suicide Sup Forums
If you kill yourself, you'll let them win.
The people that tell you to kill yourself.
Make them suffer by keep on living.
Rub it in their face.

Aight bro. Life sucks in many ways. You can't control the behvaiour of other people or the course of bigger events. Endevaour to control yourself and fuck everything else. Don't give the responsibility for your happiness away to anybody else. Life can be great, but I wouldn't look towards normies for inspiration.

If you're feeling powerless, I'd recommend checking out this fellow called Wim Hoff. He holds 20 world records, climbing mount everest in nothing but shorts and running marathons on the polar circle, amongst others. He offers a breathing technique that is similar to the techniques used by Tibetan monks, without any woo woo mysticism. This practice will greatly vitalize your body and make you feel much, much better.

Strart there. Set DAYILY goals, not weekly or monthly, and endevaour to accomplish them no matter what and no matter how insiginificant they seem. This will improve your willpower greatly.

check em again

also watch one punch man

It is clear by your post that your will to live is stronger than your wish to die. You don't want a reason to live. You want a way to live. You want someone to tell you how you can get back up and keep fighting. It isn't that simple. For every life like yours there are billions of others just as complex with their own set of trials and hardships. Only you know what you want. Go out and get it. Stop making excuses when you haven't given it your all. You'll know when you have because you will have achieved your goal or died trying. Earn that eternal rest through a life worth living.

>notepad files
>.exe
To any stupid anons don't believe this guy's lies

OP: you have nothing to lose, so give your body to justice?

kill the people that really fuck up this world.

shitty neighboars, fucked up classmates etc..

THEN u think about it again ok?

You should do it. Some people just aren't meant to be alive by nature. Whether it's God or genetics, you can't always change your circumstances, and when you try to convince someone, they're either just as crazy as you or more, or they put it off as whiny and ungrateful. Just think about what you're losing and put it up against what you're getting out of life. Go and fuck some hookers and waste all your money on drugs and if you still want to live, then do it.
Perception is relative and you won't be missed because you won't be there to see yourself being missed.

the only one suffering is me. that sounds really fucking edgy but i dont know how else to word it
the only good thing im good at is playing a fucking trumpet and how meaningless is that
i really don't like anime man i'm sorry
i honestly don't even know what i want at this point

i need her tbh

All the more reason to off yourself. Or try to kill her.

One fine day, I found myself crawling in the mud. I was cold as shit, wet, hungry, and miserable wanting to be home with my family. I hadn't been laid in months, no booze, weed, no PS, nothing in my life but pure shit. And then I had a realization: if this is as bad as things can get, I can deal with it. I'm strong enough to make it through this and into better times ahead.

Look at it this way, if you never see the bottom, you'll never appreciate being above it. Learn from how you feel now and work to make things better. If you're not in prison then you can surely do something - get a job flipping burgers, volunteer somewhere, pay some chick to suck your cock but you do have the power to make your life better.

Picture is completely irrelevant but would you trade places with them? They don't want to die.

If you can play trumpet, join a band. Ever heard of the band Cake? They make some amazing music with a trumpet player.

>I don't like anime
You are the reason Sup Forums is getting shitted up. All you normies with normie probs need to fuck off.
Please off yourself.

(but please hilary)

< it's called natural selection :(

and about natural selection: it doesn't work as good as it used to. you fell, but you can take the others with you that should also die. will you promise you'll atleast do that OP? it's the last thing you can do for humans! Your species! for us :)

and channers: just saying "cheer up", in my eyes is insulting. it's just not taking depression seriously.

Well you can go to a doc and check your serotonin levels
Therefor, you can, idk, find something you like/love or you're good at, or just start being good at.
Play a musical instrument, go out and walk, or try to live out of your city, who knows
Get your shit together, resolve or eliminate all relationshio that damage you.
Restart, OP or whatever you think is necesary
Killing yourself its just waste

Pokemon Go.

no i wouldnt want to but theyre there for a reason. i haven't done anything that would make me go to jail since i'm such a fucking bitch. yeah i want to die but not like that
theres no possible way of me joining a band. i want to do DCI for drum corps but i don't have money.
i used to watch anime man, like that old school shit. just not anymore.
i would rather have people tell me to put on a smile and just be happy to tell me to kill others with me. i have a sense of morality you know
if i go to a doc they'll put me in a mental ward
i thought it would've helped too mate but it didn't

Truth and trips

Simply don't do it. Life is long and has bad days but also 100% sure has wonderful days. You can be in bad times, but 100% sure better moments will come in the future. Just apreciate your life and be happy thinking of the next good things will come in the next future.

theres been so many fucking bad days i cant remember the last time i had a good day

If you're gonna go kys,then have some fun before that. Rob a store, bang some chicks. The world is your oyster.

You're already dead inside, dont bother with the rest.

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alright guys i'm gonna go shower. i'll be back if this thread is still up, but i doubt it.

thank you everyone for posted. it really speaks to me that even Sup Forums can help

Our next president is between Trump or Hillary. I am thinking about suicide myself.

it works for me.
I typed out : Either you commit suicide or KEEP EXERCISING on a piece of paper.
pasted it on obvious corners of my room and even carry 1 copy in my bag.
whenever i feel suicidal, i just choose to keep exercising..
after 3 months i was as fit as fucking ever and began making new friends and even girls ..
hope this works for you too

>Anonymous
Go to a doctor. Some are shit, some are less shit. Find a less shit one; tell them (mostly) how you feel; tell them you have suicidal thoughts etc... just don't tell them you're planning on killing yourself/others because that's when they can start thinking about putting you away.

Set a goal, get a job and move from your current place.
Probably what will help the most.

A lot of the internal happiness comes from convincing yourself that you are happy(even if you're not). Switch routines from whatever you are doing and start saying that you are happy.

God bless you

>Protip: you can't

i will try. thank you.
i used to convince myself i was but then i realized how miserable i actually was and it's been all downhill from there.
bless you too user

just go and hero, fag

Just look at my dubs

AWW SHIT

You know what to do...

Stay around for the globalist jew spectacular plan! Why kill yourself when you can go in a race war?

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cant help you pal