When's the last time you had sex?
When's the last time you had sex?
50 minutes ago.
half a year ago
About ten years ago.
saturday night
7 1/2 months ago
21 yo
never
I'm loser
Sunday
prom night.
Never
About two years ago when I broke up with my ex
My statment
>never again.
pay some sluts dude
January
June 18th
Now I'm not with her.....
I'll have to find another, fast!
What's better?
Okc or pof?
Trips of truth!
A little over a week.
4 years ago
In my past life i hope
I DON'T FUCKING REMEMBER
yesterday
Trips checking trip
4 months ago
2 years ago
Two weeks ago at a orgy.
last year, just before my gf of 4yrs dumped me for not wanting to give her a child
I lost my dog and my mother the same year. It's been quite a ride.
AMA
kek
It's been about or 5 years
About 4 hours ago.
qwert
What's "sex"?, never hear about it.
It's been about two years. I'm sure I could easily get laid but I honestly don't give a fuck there are more important things in life then getting pussy.
Somewhere this January I think.
Yesterday
I moved in with my girlfriend half a year ago and I haven't seen a vagina since #poonslayernomore
Sunday. Gonna have some more Friday for sure, hoping on sooner though.
Two days ago morning, but I got a bj this morning.
>moving in with a woman
tbh they told you about what was going to happen, you just didn't listen. Never give a woman money or housing, ever
That's rough.
Don't push yourself too hard bro
Today
8 years ago
Half an hour ago.
have you considered an hero?
She's still probably getting it in somewhere else. Just because she isn't putting out doesn't mean you can't go get a nut somewhere else.
around 2-4 am
ery effin day
>not a nigger
october 2009
i feel you bro, had same problem with last girlfriend
she was hot but the moment she moved in, that was it
only every day. There's days where I feel less unhinged but ghosts from my past are always whispering to me in the back of my head.
you should get a cat
2 weeks ago.
It was awful tho
any tips on how to escape?
About 4-5 months ago. Married life is rough... sigh...
I tried explaining my ex gf moving in would be detrimental for our relationship. It was only later I realised she didn't care about that, she wanted a kid. Not a family, only a kid of her own. She's going to end up a single mom with 20 orbiters just like her mom. At least I won't end up a completely broken man like her dad
Tinder
about a month ago. she got pregnant...................................................
I still have my cat, 13yrs old this summer. She's all that remains from my past life. She lives in a shitty apartment now, for which I feel so guilty. She doesn't seem to mind all that much, but we had a nice house with a big garden and a forest behind that. Miss that place every day
We eventually broke up. Sorry bro, only way out.
The only reason she lived fot 3 months with me was because she really got along with my dog, i was chocking from the first couple of weeks. That is when the sex stoped.
That's not healthy, better pull the plug early because these things can eat you from the inside
you might as well kill yourself now. Talked to a guy who got kicked out the house by his frigid wife yesterday. He was still in shock. I bet he'll kill himself somewhere later this year when reality sinks in
Never
Thanks for asking
one month ago! gonna see my girl soon tho!
yeah I had no choice. No way I'm raising a kid in the West in the 21th century. No way I'm suffering trough divorce either. Girls can be the sweetest thing, but if they think you owe them something they're worse than predators
thats fucked.... i love dick. "if you do the dishes ill let you suck my dick" would totally work on me.
get a new girl
like? its not like its the most important thing you have to worry about but it completes you as a person and as a MAN.
1 year ago... When I even try...
idk exactly, the other day.
15th June 2005
love you!
About 5 years ago.
how many penises entered you?
sunday at 1 in the morning
I didn't quiet like it. I need something more you know? Casual sex just isn't the same.
I somewhat agree, tho you shouldn't think too much of female validation. Pleasing a woman is like pleasing kids. Fun for the time being but you have to stoop to their level
eggsplain
>inb4 married
hey, need a place to stay? no rent.
couple weeks ago missionary for a bit pulled it out told her to suck it she said no ...went back to playing arma...lol
Uhh. no. you are a fag. tgfo.
None
This morning my wife sucked my dick and balls while I jerked of and she used her vibrator.
I guess that is sort of having sex.....
are you both fat? Just the way I'm imagining it now
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...
I do believe having sex is part of the cycle of being a man, but it's not something that you should constantly think about. There is so much more fulfillment and enjoyment in life other then sex. If you can't find true meaning in life without having to have sex or have a partner then you will just keep trying a fill a hole that will never be filled. And you will end up hating yourself even more.
Last night and again this morning. Girl I've been friends with for like 5+ years, not 'friend zoned' per se, we were just good friends. She squirted a little, so that was a first.
>tgfo
t. Yoda
This morning.
But I honestly didn't perform well as I shot 5 loads the day prior. Including 2 right before bed.
Took me an hour to nut.
Yesterday bruh
>(You)
no reason to kill yourself user
I get thinking about it every day. I still do. I've begun to realize that life really doesn't change unless you force it to. Lately, as dumb as it sounds, Vaas has been in my head every time I choose to be lazy or unproductive asking me if he's ever told me what the definition of insanity is.
It's true though. You can't expect anything to change without doing anything to change it. I get feeling sorry for yourself cause I was the epitome of that fucking cuckfest. A part of me still is.
Don't be the epitome of a cuckfest, user. Take your cat and live happily. If you aren't living happily, find out what you need to do to live happily and just do it. You'll feel a lot better when you're done despite it being harder.
Any more pics user, nice ass
just jerked em off huh? I feel you.
don't worry man, I'm not going to kill myself anytime soon. Literally all I want from life is a small cabin in the woods. I'll have some chickens, a dog, couple bee hives, maybe a goat. A small shed where I can work on my hobbies and projects. It's manageable when it comes to costs.
then I plan to spend the rest of my life there, just chilling. I don't want a family. I don't want a big house. There is no more stability left in families and people are overrated. I want a small sanctuary where I can read my books and listen to classical music like an asshole. The rest of the world can burn for all I care. My mom is dead, I have no one left to disappoint buy myself
yesterday, just got a new 19 year old fuckbuddy
Last Night
same
>dog first
How are you going to buy yourself?
Too long ago.
Thursday
>I have no one left to disappoint buy myself
I bought myself in 2011
this so much
Wtf how you going to buy yourself bro?
when i lost my virginity. the most awkward experience of my fucking life. fuck.
Last night with my lovely wifey