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djentlehem
i for balls
thats a gay album cover
Metal is not for girls
djent is for men
>whiny vocals, throat screams
>polymemes
>fedora tier lyrics
>11th grade 2deep4u metaphysics
>drum triggers out the ass
>chugga chugga chugga chugga
mental djent
Thrash is for real men
my hair is growing too slowly raaargh
sounds like heaven
>tfw i'm far to clever for djent
>i only listen to clever metal
210104u
You must be at least 6' to thrash
Damn it Thrash you always the best
>tfw can't tell if I like razor or fastkill more
metal for this feel?
Did Metallica really "sell out", or did they just grow up, get old and jaded, and just didn't want people listening to music they didn't pay for?
Though, Lars is a cunt, for sure.
No
Bob Rock convinced them they were rockstars and not thrashers
No problem with liking both just as equally desu, Fastkill is just Razor on crack, both have great quality riffs
what's he holding in his hands?
balls
So I'm trying nofap but metal makes me horny as fuck. The extreme intensity of the riffs gets my loins fired up and I wanna thrust my hips and fuck something.
You know people always talk them selling out. The Black album was a huge mainstream success. I liked that Load and Reload werent more of the same. But it was newer fans and Napster haters that were the most vocal. A die hard enjoys any album no matter what. Its actually gross to see. But even then they started money grabbing with Garage Days and S&M. All those songs were songs "real" Metallica fans already had from buying various imports or b-sides. If the were truly were putting out more mature content it wouldnt be an issue. But they forced and still are forcing this whole "we can still rock" sound.
I remember an interview Chester from Linkin Park did talking about his bands maturity. LP's sound changed so god damn much over the course of 3 records it was laughable. And all of the side project they put out sounded like a second hand version of the latest LP studio album. I think Metallica actually was on arc of maturity but came back to please and or to try and prove to people they still have it.
Bob Rock tried making Hetfield sing, and the rest is history
Don't approach metal girls
They are daddy issue retards
Can you imagine being in the scene during the 80s and 90-92.
All those millions and millions of metal fans who love the speed and brutality of the music, being horny and those unending slutty bitches to fuck.
Fuck grundge, man.
But HTSD is actually alright
Hit and miss but still pretty fine
This thread took a bad turn
I don't listen to metal to think about sex
Bye assholes
what about foofy metal gals
What kind of metal band would they be?
Listening to metal requires that you have daddy issues, this applies to both sexes.
Noisegrind powerviolence that samples 80s hip hop
war metal
bye virgin
they have husbands and children
I can feel your sex winding up a girl in the red dress
And my brain is gone, what is going on, I'm burning inside
Feeling the power of lust when the guy's passing by
Wrecking one's brain and I'm going insane don't know why
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I love that song so much.
sounds cool desu
If tits are life and ass is hometown, then what are the tits and ass of metal?
>the face of modern prog
I have a friend who is huge into this shit. I don't get it at all.
Riffs and melody
Atmosphere is feet
kek
I do like polyphia
I will never understand why /fa/ is obsessed with looking like this.
So atmosphere is for patricians
they're all cute idgaf
so atmo is patrician?
No, it's for redditors.
SATAN
I MUST DIE
SATAN SUICIDE
END MY LIFE
I MUST DIE
Atmospheric metal and feet are for spurdointellectuals
dmshareguy pls go
>>the face of modern prog
make me
>not Steven Wilson
>modern
so, what's the verdict?
>Not hevydevy with the telephone up his ass
>not Akerstache
/metal/ sucks
metal sucks
metalsucks sucks
NEW DJOHN BREEZY
and this time with vocals
That's easy. It's to show that they're not like other girls (male)
Agreed
Metallica broke up after Cliff Burton died, leaving a legacy of three masterpiece albums AND NO FUTHER RECORDINGS WERE MADE!
>and then you wake up from the dream
Trump is your President
ur a faget
>this time with vocals
I ain't clickin' that shit, nigga
>the face of satanic black metal
>ywn go back in time and make this a reality
/metal/ for this feel?
How is JFA not good, in spite of mixing, and s/t not solid, though not thrash?
maybe the thrash metallica had was an accident
Stfu Enter Sandman is their best song
WE ALL SHALL DIE
not digging the vocals but the composition is sick
would listen to djent if was more like this
they aren't, this exact image gets posted in cringe threads there all the time, as it should
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
I still remember when I first heard that song. I was still heavily into Bowie, Michael Jackson, the tail end of the breakdancing fad. I was just becoming aware of metal; Iron Maiden was mainstream.
I bought Ride the Lightning because I liked the name after seeing the logo written on another kid's pencil case. It was too late to put on the stereo so the best I could do was put the needle on the record and hope to listen to that.
At first I thought my turntable had fucked up, it was a 77 three-way, but no it was on 33. I couldn't figure this shit out. The next day when I heard it at volume my tiny mind was blown.
This album, then Reign in Blood. That was the peak of metal. I was there.
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gorguts joke
Fuck, low tech and childhood makes everything so magical.
I still remember the first time I heard Raining Blood. Everything changed after that.
>tfw ywn have a story as cool as this
>tfw discovered metal from a youtube video while lesbian porn was in another tab and WoW was minimized as I sat in your my eating pizza pockets and jacking off
Gross.
My parents listened to 80s and self-titled Metallica very regularly and saw them in their prime. That music and the memories of hearing them at 4 will always be with me.
the only metal album i've listened to since 2008 was Sun Bat Her. during the interim, has anything Master of Puppets-tier or above been released?
Fuck off
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gorguts chuckle
>/metal/ has finally devolved completely into facebook tier memery with little to no discussion of the genre
>finally
>finally
>goes into a designated shitposting thread
>is actually upset about shitposting
Cmon, that's like going to arizona and complaining about the heat and mexicans.
Note that I said 'completely'.
This is a long time coming.
Cesar Chavez did nothing wrong
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if you think black sabbath isn't the greatest metal band you're fucking retarded
Cool post. I like it.
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metal for this feel?
System of a Down