/brit/ more like /shit/

/ARE LIDIA/ edition

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she's got a hench fanny mound

cara

cara

How the fuck am I suppose to live vicariously through my characters and fuck prostitutes if it's a female protagonist
they've not thought this through

> hurr durr cara xDD

fuck off runt

cara

cara would be hot if not for her grotesque feet

> told myself no drinking until the end of the month
> already having cravings

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ah yes, the 'dit

>i don't get why people have a problem with me sleeping around, just let people do what they want, it doesn't hurt you so why do you care?

Bet not a single one of you can refute this argument

>have to get a new retainer
>bird at reception tells me they're now £80 each

ah yes


do I look like a billionaire you cow?

>new housemate is from Birmingham

Ah yes, everyone who complains about something is now a brave hero.

I have no problem with you doing it
just dont come to me when you're 28 and still cant get a bf

>implying I have a problem with it
>implying I care
I'm just not going to consider you a potential partner because of it, the problem is yours

Because imposing my will on others is empowering

dark day

fuck estonia

Enjoy being alone forever lads

Lidia is qt. Wouldletherbenchmywilly/10

How manage this?

You die of dehydration on day 3.

reminder that if you don't have some sort of fitness routine that you are just another runt like all the rest

Every single 20 year old female in this country right now WILL have slept with at least 40 men by the time they are 30

You will have no choice but to marry a roastie.

Lads I feel like I have ascended
>go to house party nye
>majority of people complement me on how I look
>leave for 5 mins and when I get back everybody asked where I went
>go clubbing with 2 girls I know
>get complemented on my dancing
>girls buy me free drinks
>hang out in smoking area, a girl interrupts my phone call to say how nice my shirt is
>go home with the girls I know and spend all new years day with them smoking weed and watching the big lez show
Join me and ascend lads, stop caring about everything and it all falls into place

i dont mind having a gf who isn't a virgin
theres a difference with that and with someone whos been jumping on a different lad every other week since she was 17

*checks flag*
not in your country mate

lmao shut up gay boy

bet you didn't even neck on anyway

stay below my boot where you belong, runtoid

>oi user, wanna catch herpes from me? ;)

How about I stretch your qt boipucci out a bit? Make you bleed a little.

*Wouldlethersquatonmewilly/10

I'd let her give me AIDS

I love it when you lot start projecting because I met my gf at 15 when we were both virgins and we've been together ever since lol
none of your "arguments" is worth shit against me

>complementing looks, clothes and dancing
they think you're gay

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hate myself 2bh

I actually feel sorry for the idiot girls who actually bought into the whole "do whatever you want, anyone who judges you is evil" shite pushed by lonely dyke humanities professors.

youtube.com/watch?v=sZyoWm5K7Tw

Please tell me this is a lie

This

*no sources*

10 years this September

>Hey there, I'm 14 years old and my style is bow ties, suspenders, waistcoats, blazers, top hats, cravats as well as mod style clothing like cycling tops. Many of my friends that I've discussed my fashion sense with has said that it was weird and nerdy which has made me lose confidence in what I wear. My question is, is my fashion sense weird for my age and what can I do to become more confident in wearing it more publicly? Look forward to hearing from you guys soon. Xx

>coom ova eeer
can't stand cocos acccent

I hope not, nothing gay about me

Just out the shower :)
Just washed my anus :))

Fuck off paki

rate it Tbh

>tfw I have a lisp, soft voice, cocksucker lips, skin tight jeans and I'm still less gay than this poof

>

might go for a fag n cuppa x

you're not good at dancing until a black girl complements you

Bit of a slow one tonight

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FUCK me lads I got suspended from university and I think i might not get my geography degree
oh fuck oh fuck me

wish i could do this but i'm out of fags

music's moving in a different direction anyway

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>night
>check watch and it's actually noon

Typical Aussie shitposting, when will it end?

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medicaldaily.com/sex-marriage-premarital-sex-divorce-rate-sex-partners-first-comes-loves-then-390269

m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5698440

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haha soz mate
*tucks into the turkey and haslet sandwich said gf made for my lunch*

Some gally I know's fb bio reads as 'Lover of Vintage, The Beautiful Roaring '20's, A splash of Bohemian and a pinch of La Belle Époque' lmao

Funny how its more believable for me to be gay than to look good, state of /brit/

She was black

Pics

We have watches to ensure the sun never sets on aussie shitposting

Ah yes, the fabled roastie market

cocked that one up, didn't you

don't worry mate it's a worthless degree anyway

You're a paki. No one likes you.

what happened la?

you can put that right in the bin senpai

just a shite pastiche to Yank hip-hop

What happened la?

Absolute state of that girl

bloody hell

Why would anyone in their right mind marry a 30 year old, they're used goods

I wiped my screen because her face was fucked I thought it was dirty

prolly got caught sneaking into gallies dorms n sniffing their knickers the dutch runt

nothing yank about the second one

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>Okay, I'll remember you at night, when I'm on my bed haah (winking emoji thing)
/gf2017/ going much better than /gf2016/ lads, there is hope for us all if I can manage this much at least

Get with the times lads

Girls don't get married nowadays until they're at least 30 and have sucked a minimum of 10km of cock, 2km of which must be black.

In my dissertation about the river niger (which isn't rich in resources and nutrients) I ACCIDENTALLY wrote "the nigger is not rich" because i was browsing Sup Forums at the time
oh fuck my parents are going to have my guts for garters im finished

>Why would anyone in their right mind marry a 30 year old, they're used goods

sorry to be the bearer of bad news lad

nah not a fan

can see why you'd like it but not my vibe

really bumping frog rap recently tbqh lads, think i might be turning into a poof

don't believe this for a second

Noticed in a few different situations that some of the popular girls I know tend to adopt one weird socially awkward beta bloke as a friend, and use him as a project to try and make him more attractive and get him laid (but never even considering the idea of sleeping with him themselves, because he's a weird beta). Anyone else noticed this?

>lying on the internet

>She was black

Aisha lads

just say it was a typo?

>can see why you'd like it
what did he mean by this

This is true, pic related. She thought holding hands with him was so nice.

6/10

lads

>bored one day
>post a paragraph of my dissertation on /brit/
>hand it in
>get called in to a tribunal to explain why I copied part of my dissertation word for word from a South Sudanese Hermit Crab Shell Design Forum


they understood in the end though and I got a first
moral of the story: don't post your dissertation on /brit/

too many garlic breads

>the guy was a complete virgin and I'm the complete opposite

what did she mean by this?

ass like a 10 year old boy