Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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I hate nichijou so fucking much
Anything for you nano
How goes the lurking?
Best moon
im here
Fuck off Mai
intelligent
Fuck off Nano
I think she still has a few issues, especially when you're in a scene where you can't move for example the first time you use a black book and she can talk over that. It's annoying, but I like her as a follower.
Oh my gosh. Wow
notice there's an i and no u
Konata has a little dick
...
but there is a gent.
Mai sucks dick
But I think that is either illegal according to international laws or just really frowned upon by our allies
And how high and far out into the sea will the wall be?
Why would I feel flattered if some random perv jerked his small dick at what I wrote? That's kinda creepy
What kind of book is it?
Nano is not even a real human.
The usual.
Jaja, no idea why, later comrade!
>Lewd
I wasn't trying to be! I swear!
Tears of the Sun? I don't know of much movies like that.
That's nice of you!
Did you gorge yourself that the feast?
>allies
Who cares dude
You are the worst shitposter
>claiming yume
>legs
pasta boi knows what I need
Crab
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
it's not funny
4 inches
yes I am :)
Right back at ya buddy.
Fuck this gay earth
And I'm back already. I work fast when I want to be lazy.
>Decided to check my speaker settings
>They've been set to headphones for MONTHS
Oh my god, everything sounds so good now!
You have a little dick
Best type moon claimed.
:o
roll
(You)me
You have a little dick
Why wouldn't you be?
Its some horror/sci-fi book, getting paid pretty decently for the cover of it.
I even got to read through it.
>Tears of the Sun
Great movie, watched that one a few days ago.
You know what you were doing.
Yume.
Death and misery
I am shit at spelling it seems
I honestly feel a little sorry about how gross your dick is
Yep.
What happened this time?
>trips rattle
small sachi roll
4 inches
I'm never gonna have to use it so it's all good :o
You are the best
Sachii
How are you maid one?
How is it going Crab?
At sleeping maybe.
...
Never spooked
Well, you are thinking of me doing lewd and mean thing to you, which would be disgusting
Cool, sounds good. What is the title?
Probably for the best
Mandatory greetings
nurse kyle
Its not illegal at all, its just an economic sanction which we do all the time to people we don't like, if others don't like it them fuck em.
I don't know the details of it but it'll be a hell of a thing to see.
You have a Nano-penis.
...
Ghetto kyle
How are you Shiro
Nothing in particular, just very tired of building cheap Chinese plastic chairs
How's it going Fran?
Pleasant reply back.
There's also got your fiery personality
Strangler
nice feet
What?
Wow you were pretty quick!
Sloth time!!!
Why haven't you done it sooner, that would've bothered me very bad!
It really is!
I didn't mean it! I can't be unfaithful now.
I wonder if Konata has sweaty feet since she is literally a neckbeard in a loli body.
Hey. tell me about that Nano comic.
Awwwww yeah!
I dunno, I never really bothered to check it!
>Decide to put ghetto blaster speakers to the surround sound
HOLY SHIT THIS SOUNDS AMAZING!
I could be better, but that's always true. How are you?
Either way, this election is fucked.
Feeling a bit bleh. So I'm watching anime and covered I'm blankets
Time to die
It's no where near as big a deal as people think it is.
You must live onward
I want her to step on my face either way
Yup.
The usual
>Rattle
ur waifus r shit
Then post it nigger
Johnson is the only rational candidate but I don't think he'll generate the support he needs in the face of Trump and Clinton. And hey, that sounds like a good time to me, at least a lot better than what I've been doing all day. I hope you feel better soon, though.
Just tired of doing this grunt work.
I'm doing alright, just ready to be done with this job. Only a couple more years left. What have you been up to all day?
Yuuko
Hey there Shizu, what's up?
>rattle
Fuck of mai
claimed
>fuck this gay earth
That's pretty gay
It's going just fine, woke up a few hours ago, made a sandwich.
now looking for a movie before I start working.
Hows it going for you?
>which would be disgusting
Yet with all this knowledge you still say the things you say, even though you know how it'll effect me.
You love it
I can't say the title.
Nothing wrong with a little extra meat.
But I'm sick! I don't like it!
Is the comic lewd?
Death to all
Anarchy when? Can we just say fuck it?
I'm glad to hear that. I haven't been up to much, was playing a bit of Overwatch, now I'm just chilling on here. Humdrum boredom.
salt of the earth.
That's yukko
>woke up a few hours ago, made a sandwich
I am about to go to bed cause... where the hell do you live boi?
DId it woke up the ghetto?
Turn it louder so I can hear that bass!
Same here comrade. But I can't find another. Other than a hospital job, but they're too picky.
Not sure if I can take this the right way or not....
1/150
Post steam my love
Ren!
It is a little lewd, but that's not the point of it.
What disgusting, lewd things are going through your head?
Why not? Do you have to finish the cover first?
Is it funny?
...
>Post steam my love
O B S E S S E D
B
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Why is spaghetti sauce leaking out of her shorts?
why small?
roll
as always
>rattle
im alright
you?
Can you shut up?
You are obsessed
No, not at all
Give me that possibly underage cock ~
Not spaghetti sauce. She's a woman now. ~
You tell me!
>These are full range
>Hooked up to a surround sound
>That has a subwoofer bigger than them
I have gone to a whole new level of eurobeat!
>I have been reminded however that I need to go and pay my registration within the month
>Makoto
big sachi roll
>only 1 screen
horrible keyboard and mouse
I have another smaller one off to the right, but I don't use it. I have literally no need. Plus, having any more would really mean I need more space. Hell, putting these on the desk was a hell of a challenge.
They work great, no clue what you're on about.
Then what is the point?
I don't think it's supposed to bleed that much...
That's a lot of bleeding.
Mountain time.
In America.
And you?
You can take it any way you want~
>Why not?
Because I'm under contract from the writers manager.
Since the book is not released yet I'm not allowed to talk about anything.
However when the cover is finished I can post pictures of my art.
>what disgusting, lewd things are going through your head?
Not really lewd I don't think.
disgusting probably to most though=
She's going to mother lots of children
...
Well, I can't wait to see it, and then maybe read the book
Just how disgusting are we talking?
Are you going to be a father?
DEUTSCHLAND!
So yeah germany
>tfw rng in games
>tfw rnjesus turns his back on you and takes a shit on your porch
>tfw you remember how much you hate rng in games in general
Holy cow!
People thought an earthquake just happened then!
I just have a small speaker but it does get loud if I want it to be.
I take it positively then!
explain the damn comic, is it one of those art-shitposts where it's just ms-paint drawings dieing or what? you said it genuinely offended you.
She can do better
Peaches
Well thats the only way to enjoy it ;D
How is it over there?
I'm sure I'll get a free copy or two.
>how disgusting
Depends on what you think is disgusting and what I think is arousing.
Hi Renge. Playing some games with a buddy. You?
>Rattle
>rattle rattle
rolling
Yeeeeeeep.
I just got a new portable speaker not long ago. Nothing in comparison to even one of these things, in any way.
>Good god, I wanna play Ships JUST to hear the canon fire on these
So what'cha up to, Sanae?
can you shut the fuck up mai
Mei
you are getting very defensive.
why does she wear an eyepatch?
big konata roll
you rolling as well? :o
>rolling rattle