ITT: we discuss what features need to be added to pokemon go and trips gets implemented

ITT: we discuss what features need to be added to pokemon go and trips gets implemented

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Needs more Walrein

pokeporn where you can walk around and jack off to naked pokemon but not get in trouble because people with autism can't help themselves

Dishwasher add on

Deleting eggs, so you can make room for better ones
Friends list to message/battle/trade

Make Rattata the only catchable pokemon

I want to beat the shit out of my friends

A chat like in Ingress

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Raping pokémon

Windows phone support

Windows phone support

So close....

Lawl. Good idea, then we can have the "buy your shiny L100 Mewtwo here" spam posts there, too.

It needs to die. Why do people even play this shit? Fucking pathetic

Deletion. Pokemon sucks fucking dick,

a if I win at this pokebattle I get to fuck you policy

This

roll

Friends list, the ability to see other players and with that the ability to be invisible to other players, trading, a directional assist for finding pokemon, the 2nd gen of pokemon implemented, battles with friends and finally some changes to gyms, because its pretty much impossible to hold one for more than a few hours

This

Getting rid of Stardust. I get that it's a mobile game, so the end game is to have compulsive 12 year olds jack up their mom's credit card, but it's retarded that you have to catch extra Pokémon for stardust instead of just using Candy

No gyms close to me feelsbad

Rollerino

Battle wild pokemon

I want to battle my cousin and win if you know what I mean...

Being able to play offline would be nice. I have a semi functional Samsung S4 (broken screen, broken back, home, menu buttons) with no data plan because lolbroke and I can't touch the game unless I either hop around WiFi hotspots or I do a GPS spoof which could get me banned.

be me

I'm in

Rolling for fucking

>because its pretty much impossible to hold one for more than a few hours
You realize that's kind of the point, right? If you could hold them for days on end it'd be boring as fuck. People would turtle down "their" gyms.

The feature where the servers get fixed

how about fix the bugs and battery usage etc before you add more features?

rolling

kys

Catering to broke players is definitely not on the feature list. Begone, peasant, and make way for the microtransaction loving, credit-card wielding ruling class.

I hope your kids are half nigger

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needs pvp
needs hospitals (kinda)
needs trading (which is apparently due for next update)
and needs wilds requiring being weakened before capture

i would like it if you could set your home and have that as the place you deposit pokemon you aren't using which would then allow the 6 carry-able to be implemented

> be me
>waiting for steel delivery at work
>truck comes
>walk down scaffold
>drivers not there
>comes back half an hour later
>ask him where the fuck he was
>trying to catch pokemon
>lose my shit because I have all my boys on the slab doing nothing when all the steel is up there and I need the schedules to start the slab
I fucking hope pokemon go implodes on itself

YES

Roll

making Hentai Go a feature

>be me
>undercover cop
>report back to base: I'm outside the drug den
>pedestrian
>ohshititsacustomer.jpg
>quick, pretend I'm not a cop
>"just playing Pokemon go"
>the faggot believes me
>closeone.rar
>we are now tracking him

>"Keep me logged in on this device" checkbox

>Establish a "home" Pokestop at your wifi, only available to those who have the wifi password, only once-a-day use instead of every five minutes so that the game still encourages you to walk around

naked pokemon

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More shit in the suburbs. I don't have a car and I ain't walkin my ass all the way into the city.

fuck this game, it took me 2 hours to get home from work yesterday (had to drive around catching pokemon), and i woke up an hour earlier today to drive to the park before work. me and my friends are going pokemon hunting this weekend at the beach, then to the LA. im 28

youtube.com/watch?v=k9_qLLEiWbI

No one's going to subscribe to your channel, faggot

LOL @all these retards believe they are game developers

Here's your (You)

Field execute pokemons in order to keep morale up between all of my pokemons

this

>One image circulating online appears to show a player encountering an unsettling digital critter inside the museum: a Pokémon called Koffing that emits poisonous gas floating by a sign for the museum's Helena Rubinstein Auditorium. The auditorium shows the testimonials of Jews who survived the gas chambers.

kek

gotta catch em all, just like hitler did.

1: add pokemon amie
2: Replace all pokemon with ship girls.
3: Change name to kancolle GO.

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All hail immunity cat as our lord and savior.

>actually caring about work in his free time

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people who play this should be killed by isis

Trips for a pokemon kill feature. App is deleted world wide for good.

Have a camera mode that actually fucking works

reroll for this

>Starting levels, get rid if the random combat point shit
>Training through battling, candies should be kept as items for healing
>Old turn based combat system
I don't mind just catching the pokemon but thins is needed in the gyms, fuck tapping so boring
>Gym battle tournaments, the "capture a base" feel is boring as shit
>Trading which is coming, but it will completely fail unless the combat points shit is fixed.
It's going to be hard to find a pokemon you want near your pokemons combat point level, unless they add filters e.g 1000+ Cp
>Also, instead of poke stops giving you random shit, or an ingame shop where you can purchase poke items/balls
I fucking hate walking ages for 6 pokeballs because theres hardly any pokestops in my town
>A world chat system which will allow you to chat universally. This is needed to make trades easier

Game-accurate pokemon battling, battling anywhere

rerolling for this

>you'll have to eat all the eggs

Just add black people.

Jet
Fuel
Can't
Melt
Steel
Beams
Nine
Eleven
Was
An
Inside
Job

And the hospitals are actually real hospitals
Git fucked country peasants

>be me
>live in Monument filled city
>Can walk 30 mins, encounter 12 pokestops WITHOUT going to any side streets.
KEK YOU LOSERS
151 pokeballls as of now, lv7, get more stops than actual pokemon ingame

Mah nigga :(
It's because of the gyroscope (that I dont have) tho

I'd be happy with just more fucking servers

I have the gyroscope but the pokémon is always invisible EVEN when I don't use the camera

How do you move in this game? It needs clearer controls!

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> be me
> live in "monument" (theyre just commemorative sign) filled neighborhood
> can walk 10 mins, encoubter 10 pokestops without going to aby sides streets
> live less than an hour from Paris
I've been blessed

Wait, its not?

sad thing is total inventory limit, we will both be maxed really soon
250 total of balls+revives+pots and the rest of the shit they have or smth?

>tfw park near me as 21 pokestops and 2 gyms
>tfw can walk circles around the park for as many items as I want

Pokemon breeding

>>swipe for thrusting
>>circular motions for great and excellent
>>susex is based on sexual performance

Is there any way to force the orientation or use RA without a gyroscope?

Pareil, mais un peu plus près de Paris.
Saint-Maur-des-Fossés, la boucle de la Marne.
et tout le long de la Marne (càd le tour de Saint-Maur)... il y a des pokéstops. PARTOUT

If there's a trading system for item that will be implemented i'm gonna become a merchant i think
250 balls can be used really fast against annoying pokemon

Some sort of compensation for rural players. I live in a college town "small city" and im drowning in pokeballs/items. Friends who live in small towns keep running out of pokeballs.

If you havent hit a pokespot thing in 24 hours or some pre established amount of active play time you get a care package with like 20 pokeballs and some items or something.

It'd still be less than people out walking around but it would at least give small town people and handicap people the ability to realistically play.

yeah man i think that would be cool

Except for india

Hey, I have a great idea.. Canada release!
I mean fuck if Australia's Canada can have it, then why can't Americas Canada have it?

maby religious buildings count aswell...

Or sanitary...
Oh wait

They need less bugs, for example. I put location on and it says it can't find my location. What do?

buy an iphone that wont fail you

Is this you op?
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kek

>Australias Canada

y tho