Just finished my 10 km evening run...

Just finished my 10 km evening run. So this fucking thread is happening again: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

>Just finished my 10 km evening run.

Is that virgin speak for you masturbated while drinking Mountain Dew?

Why havent you hired as escort o grand wizzard

Because I am both poor and cheap (which is a good combination).

Then you will die a wizzard. I here by dub thee pussyless the wizzard. Wear your nee title with honor you sad pathetic wretch

Do I get some kind of certificate for that?

No you do not pussyless the wizzard. You will only get your certificate when you quit holding onto your vcard

Which I knew how without paying an escort.

bump

Figure it out pussyless the wizzard, thats what every other sad pathetic dork does

Given the number of virgins on that site, quite I few people never figure it out.

>ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

What is it you think you're missing?

Pffft thats because they are pimply teenaged pukes still living in their parents basement. Wait...is that why you still have your vcard pussyless the wizzard? Are you still a pimply puke living in your parents basement??!?

Sex. Love. Human interaction.

No. Neither pimply, nor living with my parents. Although I might move back to them soon since I recently became unemployed.

You are.doomed pussyless the wizzard. But i have.your back...there is this thing
...called plenty of fish, its for all the freaks who dont use tinder and single moms. You should give it a shot pussyless the wizzard, what have you got to lose aside from your vcard

Only tried OKCupid and Tinder. Might be give PoF a try.

have you ever come close to getting laid?
tell us a story

NYEEESSS

maybe you are just not aggressive enough
its not rape if they don't remember it / know your name

Never have gotten close that I know of. Only conversations, nothing beyond that. Never a single sign of interest, no matter how I looked or how toned my body was.

I WAS LATE ONCE MAH DADDY SAID I WOULD GET A BROTHER FOH MAH BIRFDAY

Are you really fucking ugly then?

we need a face pic with the date or this is bait

he is a clueless 7 that will only nut to a 10

10s don't sleep with 7s... no matter how drunk they get

I usually went for 5s. But I am a 5 face wise. Only my body is 7.

We need a pic to confirm. PUSSYLESS THE WIZZARD!!!! Be a good boy and post a pic of your self so we can figure out why you have been dubbed pussyless the wizzard

I am 29 and in a few weeks I am turning 30, ofc virgin.

I have money enough for top (good looking) escorts, but I don't feel like it.

Fapping is enough for me.

I post the pic that I usually post.

YES PUSSYLESS WIZARD
we judge the numbers. Post a face and I will tell you how I managed to get the best sex of my life

>So this fucking thread is happening again

>Sup Forums - Random

too skinny and he has cancer.... poor pussyless wizard

>48 y.o. kissless virgin reporting in !!

eventually, around 30, virgin people stop being obsessed by sex
...and blah, blah, blah - I've written this post countless times.

>TL;DR: non-virgins are obsessed with sex and most of them do not live well

women wont sleep with you because you look gay

How about one where we can see you in all your glory pussyless the wizzard

Do you have any kind of a social life?

10km? what hatched from your egg?

Immunity Cat also immunitizes against cancer-claiming-posting faggots.

we need a neekid pic pussless

...

slow mo

Start a paypal we will donate buy a escort and film it.

Cumon buddy, u can have dozens of pussies to pump, whats wrong with you?

You need to get big, not toned faggot. Hit the gym and stop running

I'm OP after all.

No.

Don't play that shit.

This is from two days ago. Almost nekkid.

bad taste but this was kinda funny.

So OP.

What have you learned from this sexless path of yours?

running has never gotten a straight man laid. Beer and weight lifting

How to cry and masturbate at the same moment.

You're on good way to become a wraith.

You're in better shape than me bodyfat wise. If women is your intention, lift a little and expand your chest. You already have abs, so women probably check you out shirtless. Unless your face looks like a football or something.

Why dont you put aside money to buy a hooker or start an account on a dating site where chicks only go to get fucked not to have a relationship?

ok OP I will tell you the secret to getting laid.

FLIRT WITH EVERYTHING!!!!

flirt to practise, flirt to mean it, flirt because you thought of something sexy to say.

A passing comment told to a particular woman has gotten me the sex I will tell my grandchildren.

If it wasn't a numbers game cum would only have one sperm in it

My face is here Never noticed anyone here checking me out. My body is really not that outstanding.

SJW != BILLINON GENDERSs

Im thinking that this is the case

As I said. I tried Tinder.

Oh i see its because you have a black bar on your face thats why you cant get laid pussyless the wizzard

By the way, what is the best lifting regiment? I don't want to expand to much since I climb a lot and I have to pull that extra weight up. But I could build my chest a bit.

fag confirm'd

My eyes were shot off in 'Nam.

Not Tinder. I dont know where you live but for example in my country theres a sit (translated its "bad girls" or wtf) and you only go there to fuck. No dating, no shit, you just meet and fuck.

Chest alone I used to go on some machine at the gym that had me extend my armsoutward and pull the weight out in front of me. I benched a lot to improve my arms too if that helps. Sorry I don't know the name of that machine, but I'm not exactly a professional either. I also eat a lot of red meat. Not even to build, I just like it, but I've heard it helps.

Just see a prostitute for Christ sake.

Fibbing is bad pussyless the wizzard, you were still in your dads balls when nam was going on

Yeeeep exactly what i meant

>If it wasn't a numbers game cum would only have one sperm in it

Kek
Manlet detected

You are the guy from yesterday.

butterfly (machine) is what you are looking for. That thing is for chest isolation mostly

I am the guy from every day since this is the only way to get human contact.

Ah. Thanks. Good machine.
I'm a 7'5" Grizzley bear

I missed last threads. Kinda disgusting doing this 1 man show here, faggot, but I'll play:
>job?
>why no friends?
>education?
>height?

Do you want to have healthy anal sex?

STFU virgin! only a pussless wizard would care about hauling him man muscles up a climb

>>job?

Unemployed since the beginning of this month.

>>why no friends?

Unlikeable, I guess. Devoid of personality and charisma. Bland and boring as fuck.

>>education?

Biochem / Molecular biology. The full fucking program.

>>height?

180 cm.

Ok. So, since you are making these threads you noticed some sort of need for socializing or attention apparantly, right?
What keeps you from projecting this behaviour onto real life situations?

>What keeps you from projecting this behaviour onto real life situations?

It's not that I never did. The response was negative however.

Any tv shows you like?

what about climbing btw? You would usually need someone to secure you - only bouldering?

>Any tv shows you like?

The usual stuff. GoT, Breaking Bad/Saul, Archer.

>what about climbing btw? You would usually need someone to secure you - only bouldering?

Auto-relay. And lots of bouldering.

>Auto-relay
I see. Shame, climbing can be nice in small teams of 4 ppl for example. Would make socializing easy.

>The usual stuff.
HA! See, other people watch that shit too. Common ground there, you slumlord.

Any superiority complex or narcissistic tendecies?
What do you feel like when taking a crowded bus or train?

bump

>I see. Shame, climbing can be nice in small teams of 4 ppl for example. Would make socializing easy.

I tried to get into a climbing group a year ago. But I didn't make any connection.

>What do you feel like when taking a crowded bus or train?

Normal, I guess.

Faggot.

what was your job before being unemployed?

From what you said so far you seem perfectly normal. You have some nice traits as in the sport you do, being somewhat driven and the humor you favor. Plus, you kinda realise that something is missing or lacking which is why you make threads like this. If this isnt due to some attentionwhoring attitude then its most likely just some normal reach out to get to interact with people. So why not fkn do it in real life? This place is entertaining, but life happens out there. Given you are 33, you would be surprised how many women just want a somewhat seddled and calm guy to be around at that age.

tl;dr: get your shit together

>what was your job before being unemployed?

I worked as a garbage car driver.

>
From what you said so far you seem perfectly normal. You have some nice traits as in the sport you do, being somewhat driven and the humor you favor. Plus, you kinda realise that something is missing or lacking which is why you make threads like this. If this isnt due to some attentionwhoring attitude then its most likely just some normal reach out to get to interact with people. So why not fkn do it in real life? This place is entertaining, but life happens out there. Given you are 33, you would be surprised how many women just want a somewhat seddled and calm guy to be around at that age.

It just doesn't really work out for me. Every time I try and go into a public place, like a club or similar, people literally run away from me.. Maybe I should just go and drink bleach.

>what was your job before being unemployed?

Postdoc. Cancer research.

>Given you are 33, you would be surprised how many women just want a somewhat seddled and calm guy to be around at that age.

I know that beggars can't be closer, but there is I a problem with women my age. They want to settle down and found a family, but I don't want children yet. Just fuck around for a decade or so.

just tell them lies!
I love baybees blah blah blah

date students, faggot! I fucked 20 year olds until I was 28 or 29. Academia is great for relations of that sort, trust me. If you are really desperate go for 24-28 year olds. Thats when they start realising their clocks tickin. I ran into grills who got into a sort of frenzy, looking to verify they still got it, pretty much dating anyone who is a 6+/10. Dealbreaking is only one thing: you feeling/being pathetic.

anyways, you seem chill but a tad too faggy and pathetic. I recommend you to start talking up fat chicks or ugly ones just to get to know how it works for 2 or 3 months and then approach some more attractive women. If you manage to somehow talk them up in person while being sober and not fuck up sounding like a nigger, you are golden. Chicks love that.

Since I spend the last 13 years studying or working at universities, picking up students was always the main goal. Spend my weekends at typical student bars on/near campus, did lots of uni sports. Not successfully.

Just one question inbetween, why did you get fired from your cancer research job? You blew something up or so?

No. Funding ran out and unexpectedly no new grants came in.

pushing it never works if you dont know what you are doing. Goes for pretty much everything, btw.
Its supposed to happen somewhat naturally while doing your daily shit - shopping for groceries, working, etc. Even though you may have to force it in such a situation, you are better off just doing it in the moment instead of planing to go to x in order to look pretty and check out chicks.

Protip: smile once in a while, especially when making (random) eye contact with women.

Sleepy time now. Dont disappoint me, faggotOP. Get the fuck out and take some risks; nothing to lose if you really that lonely.

Sleep well, old cunt.

bump faggots, I want some young pussy.

How does it make you feel that I'm 5'11, 220lbs, can't run 2 km, and I'm not a virgin. Bonus: I was 250lbs and couldnt run 200m when i lost my virginity

You probably have a good personality. Congrats. Enjoy your poon.

kill yourself OP
I'm getting laid in 2 hours

Enjoy.