76 names my shit

76 names my shit

Todd

Pinsir

penisr

fuckhole

Vajayjay

El Circumciso

Rabbi Pinchovits

Hi

Hello

Hillary

DoubleDildo

furlovr2016

He he 123

vag face

69

teeth

Nigger

Waste-O-Time

cuntfucker

I am 76 because I used hax.
Name it "holocaust"

Fuckboi

Gloryhole

Pussy Mouth

dickface2.0

throw yourself in front of a self driving car you piece of fucking shit

poke mcpokeface

Tumblr Feminist

Penis killer

pokelivesmatter

Real woman

Jeff

ANAL

Hey that's a pretty good name

Justin

Jessica

Fuck me right?

IHaveCpInMyPc

mike brown

Fuck me right?

IWankittomemum

ihaveasmalldick

Bangladesh

nova scotia

chernobyl

pearl harbor

Lucanus Cervus

Pincher

top CP

Icumoninsects

>be me, driving to work this morning with a friend
>have to go to the bank so he can get some money out of the ATM
>pull up and let him out, wait in the car
>check my Go app, there's a pokestop across the street
> close enough so that I don't need to get out
>lazy is the best answer
>get my items and catch a zubat real quick
>friend is still getting money
>bright pink short tumblerina SJW hair comes out of the bank, immediately cringe for her
>then she stops suddenly, right in front of my car, blocking the sidewalk
>she pulled out her phone and holds still for two minutes, her phone angled unnaturally, too vertical for normal use
>she swipes repeatedly, know already she's playing too
>cringe for myself, knowing I share a database/physical space/childhood experience with this neon sack of disturbed pale flesh
>buddy gets back into car, and points her out
>”she playing that game too?”
>”yeah, I don't want to play anymore”
>topkek
>she eventually walks over to her car, oblivious to the traffic in the parking lot
>there’s a guy standing next to her car on his phone, doing the same thing, spinning around
>I drive off, friend yells out his window at her as we drive by
>she's confused, looks around
>we get away without being accused of rape

>continue driving to office
>eventually get there, the mcdonald's across the street is a pokestop
>bunch of faggots milling around in the parking lot staring at their phones
>none of them are dressed for business, all are wearing shorts
>>>>fucking shorts are the best!!!!!! they’re comfy and easy to wear!!!!!!
>chuckle and get in the turn lane for the office
>begin the turn
>notice an overweight asian kid in the driveway staring at his phone
>he's in the way
>he's probably playing too, honk the guy to move
>he's startled
>friend yells out the window "POKYMONN" at him
>guy is visibly discombobulated from a 200 lb bearded guy yelling at him and being honked at close range
>turns out there was a real animal, a baby mouse, he was trying to film it
>"sure, was it purple?"
>finally get down to work

Dick trap

>hours later, time for lunch
>go outside a little early to make a phone call
>check Go again because in range of the mcd's from across the street, get my items and catch a couple more mons
>not using the VR because i don't want to tip off the normies
>stop in the shade to make my call, when i notice someone put a lure on the mcd's
>catch a couple more, because why not, got myself a growlithe and a machop
>settling in to make the call again, when i notice some people hurrying over to the mcd's parking lot
>uh oh, here come the NEETs
>they start milling around, none of them talk to each other
>all on their phones, some spinning around trying to find the wild mons
> traffic light turns green for my street
5 lanes of cars going by at 40 mph
>chinese kid on my side of the road wearing fingerless gloves decides to play frogger irl
>dodges all cars and makes it to mcd's, where he takes out his phone and starts spinning around
>people honking him still
>doubt he's ever run that fast in his life
>meanwhile i'm on the phone with my gf describing the scene to her, almost saw a guy get hit by a car trying to catch pokemon at a McDonald’s
>what would they write in the eulogy?

Gloryhole

gay anal

>another asian guy on my side of the street, walks around the corner a few times looking lost
>staring at his phone, wearing baseball hat and shorts, walking into the street a couple times
>youaintfoolinnoonepal.jpeg
>eventually they all disperse, never once talking to each other, i guess the lure ran out
>AT THE EXACT SAME TIME A 10 YEAR OLD LEFT THE CAR WASH NEXT DOOR WITH HIS MOM, he’d been on his tablet the whole time
>social engineer in training
>then I see a group of 3 qt high schoolers all playing it together, walking toward a guy camping out at the gym down the street, which happens to be some kind of christian reading center or something, next to law offices and a car insurance office
>Venice Blvd is best place to train pokemon obviously
>ask myself if I should ask them what team they’re on
>decide not to, 6 year age difference is usually grounds for a rape claim
>get lunch and go back to work confused at the new status quo

nfirn; lerifubhqp

PILE OF SHIT

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spiky pussface

came out 07/13/2016

name it urself, david

What ams a better name goys?

Hank Hill

teethy

Fuckface

Jewgger

Fuckkk

Pokemon A

Aidsniggerslavebitch76

Eyjafjallajökull

Philando Castile

Bug

Pinsir

pinch pincherhands

Lord ChinChin

Penis Pincher

ladiesandgentlemen

Dicksnot

What's the best way to get lollies for maximum CP? All my pokemans are so weak

oolong

PutUrDikIn

Jangles the Moon Monkey

respin

Nigger lover

Better deliver OP

Morgan

Dindu

fucking close

NiggaPincha

ha.

also. Alphonsio

penisr

Incest with my sister ;O

im going to roll for this.

hello

pinsir

NiggerTigger

Twat Destroyer

I'mGay

rolling for trips and dubs