76 names my shit
76 names my shit
Todd
Pinsir
penisr
fuckhole
Vajayjay
El Circumciso
Rabbi Pinchovits
Hi
Hello
Hillary
DoubleDildo
furlovr2016
He he 123
vag face
69
teeth
Nigger
Waste-O-Time
cuntfucker
I am 76 because I used hax.
Name it "holocaust"
Fuckboi
Gloryhole
Pussy Mouth
dickface2.0
throw yourself in front of a self driving car you piece of fucking shit
poke mcpokeface
Tumblr Feminist
Penis killer
pokelivesmatter
Real woman
Jeff
ANAL
Hey that's a pretty good name
Justin
Jessica
Fuck me right?
IHaveCpInMyPc
mike brown
Fuck me right?
IWankittomemum
ihaveasmalldick
Bangladesh
nova scotia
chernobyl
pearl harbor
Lucanus Cervus
Pincher
top CP
Icumoninsects
>be me, driving to work this morning with a friend
>have to go to the bank so he can get some money out of the ATM
>pull up and let him out, wait in the car
>check my Go app, there's a pokestop across the street
> close enough so that I don't need to get out
>lazy is the best answer
>get my items and catch a zubat real quick
>friend is still getting money
>bright pink short tumblerina SJW hair comes out of the bank, immediately cringe for her
>then she stops suddenly, right in front of my car, blocking the sidewalk
>she pulled out her phone and holds still for two minutes, her phone angled unnaturally, too vertical for normal use
>she swipes repeatedly, know already she's playing too
>cringe for myself, knowing I share a database/physical space/childhood experience with this neon sack of disturbed pale flesh
>buddy gets back into car, and points her out
>”she playing that game too?”
>”yeah, I don't want to play anymore”
>topkek
>she eventually walks over to her car, oblivious to the traffic in the parking lot
>there’s a guy standing next to her car on his phone, doing the same thing, spinning around
>I drive off, friend yells out his window at her as we drive by
>she's confused, looks around
>we get away without being accused of rape
>continue driving to office
>eventually get there, the mcdonald's across the street is a pokestop
>bunch of faggots milling around in the parking lot staring at their phones
>none of them are dressed for business, all are wearing shorts
>>>>fucking shorts are the best!!!!!! they’re comfy and easy to wear!!!!!!
>chuckle and get in the turn lane for the office
>begin the turn
>notice an overweight asian kid in the driveway staring at his phone
>he's in the way
>he's probably playing too, honk the guy to move
>he's startled
>friend yells out the window "POKYMONN" at him
>guy is visibly discombobulated from a 200 lb bearded guy yelling at him and being honked at close range
>turns out there was a real animal, a baby mouse, he was trying to film it
>"sure, was it purple?"
>finally get down to work
Dick trap
>hours later, time for lunch
>go outside a little early to make a phone call
>check Go again because in range of the mcd's from across the street, get my items and catch a couple more mons
>not using the VR because i don't want to tip off the normies
>stop in the shade to make my call, when i notice someone put a lure on the mcd's
>catch a couple more, because why not, got myself a growlithe and a machop
>settling in to make the call again, when i notice some people hurrying over to the mcd's parking lot
>uh oh, here come the NEETs
>they start milling around, none of them talk to each other
>all on their phones, some spinning around trying to find the wild mons
> traffic light turns green for my street
5 lanes of cars going by at 40 mph
>chinese kid on my side of the road wearing fingerless gloves decides to play frogger irl
>dodges all cars and makes it to mcd's, where he takes out his phone and starts spinning around
>people honking him still
>doubt he's ever run that fast in his life
>meanwhile i'm on the phone with my gf describing the scene to her, almost saw a guy get hit by a car trying to catch pokemon at a McDonald’s
>what would they write in the eulogy?
Gloryhole
gay anal
>another asian guy on my side of the street, walks around the corner a few times looking lost
>staring at his phone, wearing baseball hat and shorts, walking into the street a couple times
>youaintfoolinnoonepal.jpeg
>eventually they all disperse, never once talking to each other, i guess the lure ran out
>AT THE EXACT SAME TIME A 10 YEAR OLD LEFT THE CAR WASH NEXT DOOR WITH HIS MOM, he’d been on his tablet the whole time
>social engineer in training
>then I see a group of 3 qt high schoolers all playing it together, walking toward a guy camping out at the gym down the street, which happens to be some kind of christian reading center or something, next to law offices and a car insurance office
>Venice Blvd is best place to train pokemon obviously
>ask myself if I should ask them what team they’re on
>decide not to, 6 year age difference is usually grounds for a rape claim
>get lunch and go back to work confused at the new status quo
nfirn; lerifubhqp
PILE OF SHIT
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spiky pussface
came out 07/13/2016
name it urself, david
What ams a better name goys?
Hank Hill
teethy
Fuckface
Jewgger
Fuckkk
Pokemon A
Aidsniggerslavebitch76
Eyjafjallajökull
Philando Castile
Bug
Pinsir
pinch pincherhands
Lord ChinChin
Penis Pincher
ladiesandgentlemen
Dicksnot
What's the best way to get lollies for maximum CP? All my pokemans are so weak
oolong
PutUrDikIn
Jangles the Moon Monkey
respin
Nigger lover
Better deliver OP
Morgan
Dindu
fucking close
NiggaPincha
ha.
also. Alphonsio
penisr
Incest with my sister ;O
im going to roll for this.
hello
pinsir
NiggerTigger
Twat Destroyer
I'mGay
rolling for trips and dubs