Would you rather fuck my sexy fat wife or this big titty nigger tell me why and dont be mean about my wife

would you rather fuck my sexy fat wife or this big titty nigger tell me why and dont be mean about my wife

Haha you married that fucking pig? You are a loser.

>wouldn't fuck wife because fat
>wouldn't fuck nigger because nigger
The only way to win is to not play.

I'd take the one on the right

may be a loser but i know how to read well enough to answer a question retard

Ur wife

Id fuck ur wife, would die before i put my dick in a chimp. Got any nudes of ur wife

Your wife is a gargantuan hambeast sweating with gravy

>faced with impossible choice
>OP's wife looks like the landwhale my brother married
>alternative is overweight chick who looks like she's 16 with a glandular disorder
>both would recuire heavy machinery to fuck
>penis says nope and inverts.

Congrats OP, you turned me into a post-op tranny.

Really dude ud rather pass on a fatty and go gay?

>fat wife
>dont be mean about my wife
this guy.

Just came to this beauty, sorry i don't have a really good enough phone to show tribute, but with this gal i don't need either Op

Well I obviously wouldn't fuck either, primarily because one is fat and the other has photoshopped tits.

Neither, fuck off with these porkys

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY SEXUALITY? No, I'd rather mutilate my cock and invert it than fuck that heaving manatee or that underage future Walmart nightmare.

Not your wife...she gots the fupa!

we would get along if you didnt try so hard and give into fads for your comedy to appeal to people. in other words, you would be me if you didnt do the aforementioned.

meh, i'd fuck both. probably wouldn't tell anybody about it. but yeah, id fuck both

You assumed that just because I no longer have a functioning penis that I'm attracted to men. Ignorance like yours gets me a free pass to the ladies room!

If i had to choose id choose abstinance

just come clean man your queer and this is what you needed to come out we get it you love the cock and wish you had a twat good luck fag

I don't think they make enough viagra or tequila for me to be able to bang either of the sea creatures you posted. Oh the huge manatees...

You're assuming a lot. I'd prefer to have a cock when fucking a dude. All I'm saying is that those two are physically unfuckable by anybody, gay, straight, bi, or other. Okay, maybe people whose idea of beauty is a cross between a harbour seal and an orangutan.

and your a racist fag at that its not the worlds fault your uncle finger fucked you get over it