Painless way to die?

Painless way to die?

Tired of being a burden Sup Forums.

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Cheer up, user.

bumping for interest

I always that the carbon dioxide was the way to go because you pass out, but i heard it feels like choking. No oxygen obviously.

Lay down on some train tracks. Bam, you're dead

Good luck with killing yourself

Why do you feel as if you're a burden, user?
If you talk about it, and release the bottled up feelings, you might feel relieved some and not want to die.
Not everyone on this website is an edgy asshole, some of us do care, rare as though we may be.

just eat 3 lbs of doritos, never fails, and totally painless.

i think ideally we would want it in a more peaceful way

wats wrong anonkun life got yu down

Who cares about the pain? If your life is such a miserable torture you should be able to handle it.

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Live with mom, sister and sisters boyfriend. Lost my job. Mother moving out tomorrow, says I can't come with her and she's tired of us all, wants to kill herself. Can't stay with anyone else until I get back on my feet, I'm 18 if that even matters. So pretty much will be homeless. Destroyed my family's life when I decided to move out here from Las Vegas. Made my mother turn back to her suicidal ways, tore her relationship apart, ruining my sisters relationship just by being here. If I decided to never move here in the first place everyone else would've been happy.

Yo user what's up, we're here for you :)

Just go and be homeless then you selfish fuck

youre not at fault for your mom not being happy man.
is she upset because she didnt want you to move out?

Suffocate yourself with heilium. Its painless and doesnt destroy your body.

Rather kill myself than be homeless.

Suffocation is a good method, but you have to use a gas that won't freak your body out, like helium. Bag over the head, breathe deep and go to sleep. No twitching and jerking, only dreams.

Rumor has it that retailers are cutting their helium tanks with oxygen because of the popularity of this method, but I can't see hoe they could add enough to save you within the confines of a bag and still give things loft.

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As long as you have a decent caliber gun, and know how to aim right (using a mirror if need be), gun is the most painless. Instant death if you shoot your brain correctly.

There is also the helium tank hooked up to a gas mask plan. It is painless, but it is fairly prolonged (there will be PLENTY of time for your life to flash before your eyes as you slowly let go).

But the best suicide? Disappear, leave everything behind but your bank account, a vehicle, and your backpack, and move to one of the coasts far away from home.. With the high population density, you can start fresh in a place like Seattle, Portland, San Fran, New York, etc. Find a gym; get fit. Find a barber; get groomed. Find new friends, maybe get a girl, just chill out in the cheapest apartment you can or search Craig's List for people looking for roommates, while living on whatever job you can land. Build off of that. If you're willing to give up your life in exchange for nothing, why not exchange it for a clean slate and a chance at a possibly worthwhile life? Worst case scenario, 15 or 20 years from now if you still want to kill yourself, go ahead. But by that time you might have a bachelor's and have your dream job and be married with no desire for kids and be happy to live it out.

Here's the golden question, man: Why not?

Are you a visible minority? If so use this whole " black lives matter" thing blow up. Turn it into a race war. Pull a gun ( real or fake) on a police officer is a black area. The cops will shoot you and kill you.. And the blacks will riot. Stir shit up before you die.. Change the news for a few days.. Not that you're actually going to kill yourself. You are to much of a coward. You know this to be true.

FUCKING LOL

OD using a combination of heroin and Xanax, you'll feel amazing and then just drift off into nothingness. Just make sure you wait an hour after taking the Xanax to stick that needle in your arm. Have ODed and been saved before, so I know this for a fact will be painless.

Being homeless at a young age will be a challenging experience, but consider it a growing experience and a time for self-reflection on parts of yourself that need to be fixed within to have a better life. That may be true, but your life also could have been way worse if you hadn't left Las Vegas.

The only advice I can give you about being homeless is be friendly with everyone you meet, and be grateful for anything someone offers you.
I wish you luck in life, user, thing will get better eventually, things have to go sour before the sweet part comes.
You have my support, Sup Forumsrother

Get a job as an overnight stocker, you'll make enough to live on your own, no to very little customers to deal with (Depending on when and if the store closes), and they're always hiring and they'll hire just about anyone, trust me on that. As long as you show up and do what you're told, you shouldn't have any problems, and where I work we can listen to music from 11PM to 7AM because that's when the stores closed.

This. Don't fucking kill yourself at 18. I had a sister kill herself and let me tell you, it wrecks more than you realize. You've got tunnel vision. Determine to improve and get yourself out of that house.

I'm this guy

I suggest investing in therapy. It'll make this process easier.

You are 18 you retard. You are a fucking child. Nothing you have done is cause to end your life. If you were a 50 year old heroin addict who abandoned your kids and lived in the gutter, maybe.

Need a place to live? Need a reason to wake up every morning? A group of people to hang out with? A paycheck?

Join the military, pick a job that will get you ready for civilian life, and do 4 years. You can literally be on a bus to change everything about your pathetic life in a month or two.

Be an air traffic controller, IT, radioman or something. A trade that the government will pay you to learn that you can use for civilian life once you grow up a bit.

You are only 18. Why kill yourself before doing a single fucking fun thing with your life? You ever walked along a beach in the bahamas at sunset? Took a train around Europe or Alaska?

Thats the type of shit you can do when you get a real job.

My friend's little brother is doing this now, haven't seen him since. The only downside is it fucks up your circadian rhythm and shift-work is largely agreed to be cancer-causing.

Anyways, I got side-tracked. Been thinking a lot lately about a guy I grew up with that killed himself when he was 18. Jumped off a parking garage into a construction zone pit thing.

Don't, brave through these feelings.

The only one you can control is yourself, this goes for both your mum and sister.
You are not responsible for choices other people make.

Think about it, your presence is a fact, but what you make of it and what they make of it is a choice.
You can't make someone choose something he doesn't want to choose, even by doing something really drastic.

Don't give up on trying to find your place, as hard as it seems now. :-(

>surprise party

Come on op your better than that

You're

you know what else is cancer causing? life, dont be a faggot, we'll all die one day

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whats wrong with vegas? all the gambling and shit happens mostly just down town. the rest of the city is just a normal place with a few local casinos.
anyway being homeless aint that bad if you make an effort to get out. the homeless ones that look fucked up are the ones not trying.

>moved out at 18, homeless in vegas for 2 years

We've changed for the better! Not a single livestream request so far. If we can change, you can too user.

Is there a way to an hero without cutting off oxygen to the brain?

Do you live in a cold area? Take a swim in freezing water and let hypothermia do the rest.

Also, drink alcohol along with it. It'll make you feel warm.

by posting these threads to get pity until you die of a heart attack fat fuck

Listen to you fucking pussies.. Is this some kind of granola crunching shoulder to cry on support group? This little bitch came here and lied about suicide for attention.. And all of a sudden the fuckin care brigade came out of the wood work.. All of you need to reach down your cargo shorts and give your nuts a squeeze and tell this snivelling oxygen thief to go murder his mom.

i to have been having feeling of wanting to end my life .. and so i tryed some thing esle ... i jump on the appalachian trail . in the right time of year you can make alot of cool firends .. but there are many trails over next to you that can get you away and give you a place to stay and its all setup for camping and i cant say it helped me but it did show me a way out and a place to stay .. that with some small things like a tent and food stamps can work out and not make you feel out of place

is a train around alaska possible? i thought it was mostly uninhabited and inaccessible

We've got a certified 5 alarm hardened badass here.

That's not very positive

I will never, ever, ever understand people who try to convince others that life is worth living. Sure, maybe things get "better" but nothing will ever give life true, tangible meaning. People can delude themselves and make believe there is meaning but in actuality, we are here because are parents were fucking animals and didn't care about the future.

That's it. If he wants to kill himself, stop spewing this bullshit and making others, including myself, want to die. Please. I beg of you.

Have you ever considered a 4 year term to the military? You get brotherhood, food, and a place to stay along woth a useful skill. It's not for everyone but it could be what you need.

Gun shot, livestream on tinychat

>faggot comes here to ask how to kill himself, and you normie cucks tell him its gonna be alright
stupid fucks cant even let a faggot kill himself anymore, why do you give a fuck if he wants to die or not, he didnt ask for reasons to live, he asked for painless methods to die.

try Pokemon go meet some new peeps

fucking this

fuck off faggots and tell op how to die

Escape bag or leave car engine on in closed garage

This guy, i like this guy. do it for the lolz

Go skydiving and don't pull the cord.

of course you dont understand dude you just admitted youre suicidal

most people realize half way through there suicide attempt that their issues are mostly solvable

Buy a helium tank, attach a gas mask, lay in bed, die. Also, live stream it on tiny chat

Even before I had suicidal thoughts I never got it.

What is so great about life that makes you people want to live it?

Go for a swim on a very hot day, then start walking, you'll eventually fall over and die of a heat stroke because all the water and sweat evaporated in mass.

>le permanent solution to temporary problems

Just because you can maybe fix things now, does not mean they will be fixed forever or that nothing else will break.

A permanent solution for a semi-permanent problem; living

Ehem, excuse me, science fagot here. I think you mean carbon *Monoxide*
And yes, it's an easy, cheap way to go in peace. Drive far away, park out of sight, get drunk, play your favorite song, plug a hose from the exhaust into the car, through the window...
Protip: remove the fuses of the lights (;

nothing, we're all just too cowardly to kill ourselves
its a materialistic world, and if you're not into it, you really have no reason to be here, delusional faggots tell you otherwise

+1

Most painless is with least pain, yes?
Live life well and die old. Is like falling asleep after good dream. Least pain possible, no?

wat the fuck is that supposed to mean

some people on Sup Forums are just assholes for fun, not actual dicks irl
kid wants to kill himself, thats a bummer. if youve never had someone youve loved kill themselves though i get it, its funny to telll him that i know from personal experience ODing on heroin is the nicest feeliest good way to die ever.

are you retarded?

Don't be rude. Not all anons are turds. I typically stick around /adv/ giving out legitimate advice because I enjoy it.

Nice double dubs
Arsenic and Cyanide

A gunshot to the head is quick and painless

Kike spotted.

>yes, stay alive on your medications for well past your expiration date
>don't mind paying dr. sheckleberg! that's what your kids are for
>maybe you'll get to see your grandkids if we do this operation
>

Yes, an injection of potassium dilution: instant heart-attack

and why exactly would you even care about anyone else, if you're planing to kill yourself? what, you wanna keep living and suffer each day so others can feel better about themselves, without giving you anything in return for it, good one fam, FYI i know quite a few people who killed themselves, couldnt have cared less, i respect their decisions to end their live, if they so desire.

Listen motherfucker and listen good because I'm about to spit some knowledge. I'm 24, I attempted suicide at 18 years old and 20 years old, I've been homeless since I was 16 years old. 16 fucking years dude. My parents were both nasty Amish people, I didn't want to be Amish , I wanted to live in the fucking now, I wanted to live with technology where everything is a lot more easier. First time I tried to commit suicide I tied a noose, put my head through, and jumped off a chair. I was 18 and dumb as fuck, noose broke and I fell to my friends floor and smashed my fucking head on the bathroom floor. I told him and his family (living with them at the time) that I just slipped and fell, put the rope with my dirty clothes and eventually back in the garage. Second time I was 20, I OD on oxy , been to hell and back on that attempt and woke up getting my stomach pumped. Shit is not easy and it fucking sucks , I was in the same exact fucking place as you man. Same fucking place. Looking back 4 years later I'm glad my friends mom found me on the floor with a note and an empty RX bottle, if it wasn't for her I'd be dead.
I'm so thankful for what I have now. I live in a complex in the heart of NY, have a 7/10 GF and drive a 2011 Mercedes Coupe. I work in a Microsoft Programming center and make almost $32 an hour. Don't be a bitch and take the easy way out you fuck. Learn from your mistakes I'm telling you , I'm 110% positive you will regret it.

idk whats so great but theres definitely nothing bad enough for me to wanna die.

i was a homeless drug addict for years, shit wasnt that bad man.
i just like myself and i like other people.

Here's the thing. What's after death? Nothing? Then why not just see what you can do in life. Even if shit sucks, you learn things, and you can look at it from the 3rd person and watch life as an interesting movie. If there's nothing afterwards, why not just check out this part while you're here?

live stream it..

+1It means I agree you fucking dullard

Go kill yourself

this. and if you're an annoying autistic faggot that can manage to make an entire family fall apart, military would shape your personality and behavior up real fucking fast due to absolute need. A little discipline, a little modesty, and you'll be ready to dive into a new life in some new city.

He is

I'm sorry im not with the "now", ok?

I apologize

I myself and my wife in order to escape the disgrace of deposition or capitulation, choose death.

Same guy here

Watch a documentary of YouTube about the survivors who all survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Every single on of them (I think 11 of them) regretted doing it as soon as their feet left the ground. Be smart about this user keep your fucking head up dude. You'll get through.

It's cool, I'm angry I want to die

You should kill yourself too though

remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

Also, AMA about my suicide and younger life. Willing to answer anything.

This guy

Perfect example

SO TIRED OF FUCKING LOSERS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES

(1) None of them EVER do it. There has never ever once been an article in the news or a mention on a TV show about ANYTHING EVER related to "he posted it to /b" -- never happens

You wanna know why???

Because the dumb ass faggots on /b are just retards talking about how they hate their life

YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO KILL YOURSELF?

WANNA KNOW WHY EVERYBODY CALLS YOU A LOSER?

SIMPLAE ANSWER: Because you sit up talking about bullshit on /b and you don't have the guts (or the ability) or really the gumption- just ANYTHING- to do it.

Fucking Loser.

Listen OP, just use helium. Your body doesn't know the difference between it and air. Get a canister of it and a medical mask. When you have all of that, just hook up the mask and let the helium trickle in. You'll pass out in about a minute and die in two. You wont feel a thing.

When they all remembered they could swim

But dude

Think of how metal you could be

yeah man thats the problem if ur suicidal you dont care enough about the people who love you and what itll do too em. its an ultimately selfish act
you think your suffering makespeople feel better about themselves? and you dont get whatever it is you want in return?
thats exactly the kind of selfish faggot mentality that they need to grow out of

>I'll get through

Yes, obviously. I'm still alive. I know I'll "get through" whatever troubles I might have but what gets me is the fact that people expect me to enjoy/find meaning in life when I never wanted to be born in the first place.

Honestly, if I could go back and give my teenage mom and dad a condom I would cause fuck this shit. I must be, I am convinced, that lack something other people have. Sure, money is nice to have, but they make life so unbearable and pointless that if material gratification is all that I can get out of money, then whats the point.

Maybe if I had friends or someone other than my family who cared about me, I could at least see how they feel about things but I'm so unapproachable I guess that I don't have anyone other than my immediate family in my phone and never been touched by a girl.

It really hurts but I don't feel like changing because I honestly believe that I shouldn't have to.

Is money and a girl the only thing that makes you say you're happy you failed at offing yourself?

What are your religious beliefs if any?
Satanist reporting.

I will eventually

Nice

WHAT IS WRONG WITH FUCKING SUMMERFAGS ON Sup Forums?

OP KILL YOURSELF

Just Do It.

The Nike Way.

Oh that's right- you're afraid and can't do it :(((((((

You lose at killing yourself - just like everything else

you make everyone disappoint.

JUST DO IT

and quit bitching, moaning- asking people, strangers on Sup Forums to try and convince your pussy ass not to

I bet you can't even do it right

Just like everything else you have always done fucking wrong

LOSER

You say check out like it's some roadside attraction that I can just stop at without paying any money and just enjoy it.

Wrong. I have to make money to do anything I enjoy and how do you make money? By selling your soul to what business will take you. And good luck finding a job without a college education. But fuck college, it's one of the biggest jokes on the planet and it's finally blowing up in people's faces.

God damn it.

Then im gonna keep being selfish, because im not a beta who puts others before himself, and i always want something in return, everyone does, why even do something if you dont get anything out of it? do you go to work also and refuse to get paid?

I've been posting a but here, and I just want to say that I don't want to hate life but it hasn't given me anything that is worthwhile. I appreciate all my parents have done but I would have been better off never being born at all.

No, money and the girl is not it. I was still homeless at the age of 22 with nothing, no house, only clothes I had on my back, and and let's not fucking forget my family that I haven't talked to in what, 6 years? But I was still happy because I found peace. Overdose on narcs and have someone find you. Let them pump your stomach after you've saw death and what it's like being completely gone. Tell me how you feel then because it would surely be different.

dont do it op!
you haz so much to livez for!