This is a routine traffic stop. We've been receiving reports that someone in the area is in possession of illegal dubs...

This is a routine traffic stop. We've been receiving reports that someone in the area is in possession of illegal dubs. Just show me your singles, and you are free to go.

Nothing to see here, officer.

There's no dubs here officer...

I, uh...there's no dubs in the back...

What are you going to do? Arrest me?

semul here

u can chek bofa deez nuts

Fuck the police, you racist cunt

My dubs are perfectly legal

im white :^)

you'll never take me alive you bastard

suck on these officer

Allahu akbar

I'm clean, officer.

NOW HOL' UP
*smacks lips*
NOW YOU TELLIN ME
*smack*
DAT I AINT GOT NO DUBS?

WELL SHEEIT I GUESS I IZ GUN B FREE

Im blrak

nig

Just on my way to the Hillary rally

No dubs here, just your friendly neighborhood nigger

what seems to be the officer problem?

I swear, there's nothing!

O shit whaddup

Fuk u Ma boy

No dubs just drugs officer

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Never had dubs in my life officer

SHIEEEEEEEEEET

Of course officer. Good day!

SIR WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR?

Watchout! He's got a gun probably!

Black lives matter

Am I being detained?

Except for tonight user. Congrats.

Am i being detained

Fuck off nigger. You'll never catch me!

GET DOWN

No dubs here

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!?1?

Bullshit! Now hand them over

You're in my passenger seat now

Officer Hoochy, you look like you're hiding something as well...

O SHEEEIT

Arrest these men

And you're in the trunk biiiiiiiitch

Fuck you give my yours

what if I'm white with dubs

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND

No dubs here

It's not mine!

It's my mother's!

traitor

i dindu nuffin

I would like to be read my Miranda Rights

i dindu nuffin

Just pulling my pants up

STOP RESISTING

ALL THE DUBS ARE NIGGERS! SHOOT EM, THEYRE REACHING FOR MY GUN

No dubs here sir, only slav

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

holy shit that was close

I'm white

Kill the nigger

I have, er... None of the sort officer, may I please skip this check? I'm on my way to the hospital.

#DubsLivesMatter

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No dubs, only cat

Thank you, officer.
You know, there should be more men like you on the force.

Oh, God, they're everywhere!

What's a dub ?

I left my singles in my other pants I swear

more here b0ss

we need backup

I didn't do nuffin!

Law abiding white man here, Officer.

I'm A GOOD BOY

Dubber

Im definitely clean now officer...

Dubs!? Haven't touched the stuff in years!

You'll never catch me alive...
because I'm going home with my singles and killing myself

Plz kill me, officer

cheers officer

It's a good thing nobody noticed my dubs.

...

I'm all good.

Damn, nearly got quints.

AM I BEING DETAINED

I got nothing to hide

I've never seen dubs in my life

I swear that's not dubs in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.

fuck you cracker, I'm not going back to jail!

Im just an Alabama nigger that wants to be free

Dubs? My virgin ears.

You're not the boss of me!

nothing to see here

HES GOT A GUN

Check em fucker

FUCK ME *reaches pocket*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME THROUGH OFFICER I NEED A DOCTOR

Fuck you, pig!

You'll never catch me or my dubs

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