This is the new Dark Souls 3 roll game thread, last one reached bump limit. We are currently on Pontiff Sulyvahn. My posts do not count towards rolls. Quints autokill the current boss. Roll trips or a 77 to proceed!
Last thread was here
This is the new Dark Souls 3 roll game thread, last one reached bump limit. We are currently on Pontiff Sulyvahn...
Fuck the Pontif. I'mma parry and wreck this bitch
I got quints the last one, lets get this show on the road!
The powerful angel is still alive. Satan Sinpai wants you to kill it. Roll 3 66's or a 666 or better to kill it.
Gotta kill em
Quads were rolled in the last thread, the Pontiff is dead! The final climb leads you to the chamber of the grim Aldrich. Only even trips will slay the 2nd lord of cinder you have faced!
Rolling!
Ahem. *proceeds to fuck shit up*
Let wreck the dirty magic user
Bitch pussy
DIE DIE DIE
For dark crab
OP here
It appears as though Aldrich may well be the last thing you face. You have made it far, unkindled! It's been fun
Fuck that cunt. Die
WE HAVENT FACED LORD CINDER YOU JEW
OP here, post doesn't count
Good shit, then kill this slimy god eating fuck and get on with it
ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE. ROLL TO KILL IT, MY DAWGS. MY POST COUNTS.
NOOOOOOO
rolling to summon phantom for next three bosses
DIE
Shit
Easy mode
Parry king
DIET AND
Die
DIR
DID
DIEID
DIEEIDIDJFKD
FUCKING DIEIEIEI
DIEEE
HOLY SHOT GIVE ME STRENTH
PLEASE DIE
IM OUT OF ESTUS!!
HALF HEALTH
FUCK IT IM DEAD
LAST POINT OF HEALTH!!
KILL THIS ANGEL
OP here, post doesn't count
Maybe if you stop using spells you'll actually kill him
Just a thought
Also get even trips
25%
IM OUT OF MAGIC AND MY JEALTH IS GONE MAN
I don't even care
I'm deaded
*****
OP, post doesn't count
Try not getting hit dude
If your armor is too heavy, take it off
HP is a state of mind
I HAVE SOME HEALTH RECOVERY ITEMS!'
I'm taking my armor off and putting on a sword
aldrich can suck one
HIT
Fucking DIE!!!
FUCKING HELL ITS TIME TO STOP NIGGERS
DIE YOU FUCKING ASS
DIE, YOU FUCKING ANGEL ASS CUNT BITCH
DIE DIE DIE DIE
SATAN SINPAI
Ez
QUIT TOTURING US OP
WILL SOMEONE MURDER THIS FUCKING ANGEL?
SHE WONT FUCKING DIR
Please die :(
fuck you aldrich
DIE
DIE YOU DICKASSFUCKCUNTBITCHSUCKINGASSPIECEOFSHITLICKER
Op please stop the horror
Please die
...
OP, post doesn't count
Only you can stop the horror, want to know how?
Git gud
Fuck you nigga. This bitch is fucking immortal motherfucker
Phantom ELUSIVE TRIPS summoned
summoning failed. REATTEMPTING
OP, post doesn't count
Going to smoke a waterfall right now, be back shortly, if Aldrich is not defeated by the time I get back, a new strategy for his demise will have to be formulated!
aaaand one more time
I fucking quit. Only god can save us now
down to my last estus flask here
If I can't get trips to kill her thaen you can't get trips to summon fam
CMON TRIPS OF WEAKNESS!!!
DODGE, STRIKE, REPEAT!
gawdammnit im losing this one
ALDRICH YOU FAT TUMBLR WORSHIPPING JEW DIE!
connection error, phantom sent back to their world :/
Pontiff is my favorite boss, so much lore in game is tied to him and he is the most evil character in souls it seems. I really hope there is DLC with him in it.
OP here, post doesn't count
You finally realize that your crystal soul spears do fucking nothing to this creature! With this newfound knowledge, you only need get trips to defeat him! (rather than even trips)
Fucking seriously? I thought my all holy lightning build was right for this game! Shit nigger.
Please give us an insta cheese :(