This is the new Dark Souls 3 roll game thread, last one reached bump limit. We are currently on Pontiff Sulyvahn...

This is the new Dark Souls 3 roll game thread, last one reached bump limit. We are currently on Pontiff Sulyvahn. My posts do not count towards rolls. Quints autokill the current boss. Roll trips or a 77 to proceed!
Last thread was here

Fuck the Pontif. I'mma parry and wreck this bitch

I got quints the last one, lets get this show on the road!

The powerful angel is still alive. Satan Sinpai wants you to kill it. Roll 3 66's or a 666 or better to kill it.

Gotta kill em

Quads were rolled in the last thread, the Pontiff is dead! The final climb leads you to the chamber of the grim Aldrich. Only even trips will slay the 2nd lord of cinder you have faced!

Rolling!

Ahem. *proceeds to fuck shit up*

Let wreck the dirty magic user

Bitch pussy

DIE DIE DIE

For dark crab

OP here
It appears as though Aldrich may well be the last thing you face. You have made it far, unkindled! It's been fun

Fuck that cunt. Die

WE HAVENT FACED LORD CINDER YOU JEW

OP here, post doesn't count
Good shit, then kill this slimy god eating fuck and get on with it

ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE. ROLL TO KILL IT, MY DAWGS. MY POST COUNTS.

NOOOOOOO

rolling to summon phantom for next three bosses

DIE

Shit

Easy mode

Parry king

DIET AND

Die

DIR

DID

DIEID

DIEEIDIDJFKD

FUCKING DIEIEIEI

DIEEE

HOLY SHOT GIVE ME STRENTH

PLEASE DIE

IM OUT OF ESTUS!!

HALF HEALTH

FUCK IT IM DEAD

LAST POINT OF HEALTH!!

KILL THIS ANGEL

OP here, post doesn't count
Maybe if you stop using spells you'll actually kill him
Just a thought
Also get even trips

25%

IM OUT OF MAGIC AND MY JEALTH IS GONE MAN

I don't even care

I'm deaded

*****

OP, post doesn't count
Try not getting hit dude
If your armor is too heavy, take it off
HP is a state of mind

I HAVE SOME HEALTH RECOVERY ITEMS!'

I'm taking my armor off and putting on a sword

aldrich can suck one

HIT

Fucking DIE!!!

FUCKING HELL ITS TIME TO STOP NIGGERS

DIE YOU FUCKING ASS

DIE, YOU FUCKING ANGEL ASS CUNT BITCH

DIE DIE DIE DIE

SATAN SINPAI

Ez

QUIT TOTURING US OP

WILL SOMEONE MURDER THIS FUCKING ANGEL?

SHE WONT FUCKING DIR

Please die :(

fuck you aldrich

DIE

DIE YOU DICKASSFUCKCUNTBITCHSUCKINGASSPIECEOFSHITLICKER

Op please stop the horror

Please die

...

OP, post doesn't count
Only you can stop the horror, want to know how?
Git gud

Fuck you nigga. This bitch is fucking immortal motherfucker

Phantom ELUSIVE TRIPS summoned

summoning failed. REATTEMPTING

OP, post doesn't count
Going to smoke a waterfall right now, be back shortly, if Aldrich is not defeated by the time I get back, a new strategy for his demise will have to be formulated!

aaaand one more time

I fucking quit. Only god can save us now

down to my last estus flask here

If I can't get trips to kill her thaen you can't get trips to summon fam

CMON TRIPS OF WEAKNESS!!!

DODGE, STRIKE, REPEAT!

gawdammnit im losing this one

ALDRICH YOU FAT TUMBLR WORSHIPPING JEW DIE!

connection error, phantom sent back to their world :/

Pontiff is my favorite boss, so much lore in game is tied to him and he is the most evil character in souls it seems. I really hope there is DLC with him in it.

OP here, post doesn't count
You finally realize that your crystal soul spears do fucking nothing to this creature! With this newfound knowledge, you only need get trips to defeat him! (rather than even trips)

Fucking seriously? I thought my all holy lightning build was right for this game! Shit nigger.

Please give us an insta cheese :(