Old thread 404'd. Ask a sailor who's bored as fuck on watch

Old thread 404'd. Ask a sailor who's bored as fuck on watch.

>inb4 militaryfag
>inb4 POG ass squid

Post cock or gtfo faggot

snap name?

OP delivers

Nice cock sailor more pls :3

gnarcotic

Only pic I have of my cock. I'd take more but I'm on watch obviously haha

OP is a squid and was a closet fag until he posted dick pics for literal faggots to fap to. Congrats OP, you graduated to full raging faggot squid. Post ribbons.

Don't have a pic of my stack. I have 7 ribbons though. I'm E-4 and have only been in for 1 1/2 years

Arpoch in boot?

Also
>dat lack of denial

So what I demand you post pic of soft cock through fly >:I

People around me. This should suffice.

Op how does it feel to be the reason the gay sailor stereotype exists, you're making the rest of us look bad

I'm not gay but ok.

Military seems shitty. What do you think op?

It's shitty unless you're an officer and you're ok with kissing ass.

You gonna go to college with your GI? That's only benefit i can see.

Of course. I intend to go to the University of South Carolina in the fall of '18

Word bruh good luck. I fucked a chick whose bf was in the military but was a total chad I'm assuming this happens a lot?

That's fucked up man. Shit like that happens a lot. It happened to me when I deployed.

I didn't feel awesome about it but everyone including her family was telling her to break it off. She was gonna deliver but flaked all hard. She agreed man, but you probably don't care about my story but plans were in motion but she ended up flipping the script. Can't do nothing about that.
>inb4 shouldn't have fucked her.

I'm actually intrested.
>Greentext?

Not an amazing story really but sure.
>turned 22 started my first semester at college this spring
>super Mormon town unbeknownst to me
>choose co-ed dorm on purpose to increase chances of getting laid
>meet femanon talk her up super respectful like
>tells me about bf and how he's a dick and has already fucked around (kissing)

Nice short story. I can't wait to go to college. I'll be a 22 year old freshman AND a veteran. Imma have pussy lined up.

>white knight.gif
>all she does is bitch
>give straight forward advice
>she wanted to fuck my roommates or something?
>has the mental capacity of a 12 year old
>8/10
>helps me with Math
>help her with English
>always hangout
>put idea to break it off
>complys
>pussystunk.webm
>family/respective roommates/friends all agree she should.
>have my first open relationship
>she couldn't get laid due to Mormon boys and high values
>I did
>roommates told army boy that someone was fucking her
>oh shit.gif
>didn't drop a name
>Skypes him every night

>she's a drama starter
>both respective roomates hate her
>stop dealing with her
>chases me
>ignore
>starts fucking some unholy male land narwhal
>didn't block me on fb
>still friends with my roommates on fb
>no one cares
My reaction when i cucked a chad that looked better than me.

Easy puss

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