Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
AIDS. But...like a lot of AIDS. Spac AIDS!
This thread gave me cancer doc
I loved this television program. Late 90s master race
Oh, my apologies. My holomatrix was offline for a moment. Lie down on the bed there.
And you, next to him.
Glad you enjoyed it, Ensign. Now please, exit the sickbay.
Doc I don't know what to say.
I've been having some really strange dreams of late.
Dreams are (apparently) a gateway to one's innermost fears and desires. I'd suggest you 'play out' these dreams in one of the holodecks.
things always smell like dandruff. I don't understand why
Are you sure you're not a humanoid alien, Ensign?
my palm is itchy
Doc, it burns when I pee...
You may have contracted an alien STD. Have you been having...'relations' during shore leave?
Chlamydia. A common STI of the 20th and 21st Centuries. 500 milligrams of coaxellene.
Weird boners doc, esp when i look at old men and their fat bellies.
That's hardly a 'medical emergency.'
Computer, erase the emergency medical hologram, authorization code Janeway-8-4-1-Alpha-6-5.
COMPUTER, BELAY THAT ORDER!
Captain, you said you wouldn't do that anymore.
Not weird boners, i mean my teef hurr.
I'm a doctor, not a dentist.
Furragangee nigger messed wit my grill
Oh sure, blame the Ferengi.
Computer, revoke the emergency medical hologram's control authorizations.
I lied, doctor. Now please, shut up and wallow in oblivion.
This is the best thread in a long while.
Way to be a killjoy Captain.
But captain, why? I was just starting to like Doc.
I'm surprised you would object Paris, I don't remember you objecting that much when I killed Tuvix ;)
I saved my ex from a heroin overdose today.... cut my thumb on the Nalaxone ampule, that is the second persons life I have saved it feels crazy... mostly only doctors get to experience that just thought I would share.