Ask a black guy anything

Ask a black guy anything.

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How was your day, man?

How much of a joke is black lives matter?

Is that how you dress all the time? What do you do for a living?

did you dindu nuffin?

You made a joke user. Kek

How often do you dindu nuffin?

How do you feel about the situation between Israel and Palestine, and do you feel as though there is a "right" side of the conflict?

what's the white square thing in the background?

when did you realize you were black and how did your family take it

Post a timestamp you fucking troll
Niggerfaggot fuckboi cunt

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How does it feel to know that you will always be a lazy nigger?

>Ask a black guy anything.

Why don't you go back to Africa?

It wasn't a joke. You said AMA. Answer the questions.

I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MY SECRETARY, FOLLOWING A BARBARIC BEAVER BEATING THAT SLOUGHED OFF HER UTERINE LINING MORE EFFECTIVELY THAN HER OWN MENSTRUAL CYCLE, INFORMED ME THAT MY TWO LEAST FAVORITE ARTISTS, 311 AND SCOTT STAPP, WERE RECENTLY INVOLVED IN A SCUFFLE. HISTORICALLY A MEDIATOR, I FLEW IN MY LEARJET TO MEET THE TWO BANDS. THE TWO GROUPS WERE WHINING LIKE ANNA NICOLE SMITH AFTER INHERITANCE MONEY UNTIL I PREPPED THE MEMBERS OF 311 FOR THE IMPENDING IMPALEMENT WITH A COMPREHENSIVE COATING OF NUT NECTAR, GLUING THEM TO THE GROUND. AFTER SUSTAINING A BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA TO THE HEAD FROM MY CROTCH CRUSHING CONCUSSION CANE, STAPP WAS TAKEN 'HIGHER' THAN EVER BEFORE AS HE WAS BOUNCED LIKE A BABY UPON THE Z-MAN'S TWO-TON TROUSER-SCHNAUZER, WHILE THE 311 MEMBERS WERE HELD CAPTIVE BY THEIR OWN ASSHOLES LIKE BOWLING BALLS. THE FORCE FROM MY CULVERT-SIZED COCK SPLITTING STAPP APART WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE HIM TO DEVELOP DUAL PERSONALITY DISORDER. AS STAPP PROCEEDED TO BLEED TO DEATH, MY STEADFAST SLUT-SPEARING SON-SIRING SKINFLUTE BURST THROUGH THE LEAD SINGER'S BVD'S, CAUSING HIM TO BREAK OUT INTO A RAPE-INSPIRED RENDITION OF 'COME ORIGINAL'. I COULD ONLY INTERPRET HIS SINGING TO INDICATE IT WAS TIME TO FINISH UP, SO I BURIED THE ALT-ROCK GREAT IN A GOOEY GRAVE OF GONAD GOULASH. MY GROIN YETI IS NOW THE SIXTH MEMBER OF 311, I GUARANTEE IT.

lol

Thus thread is blessed
So many dubs

This op

Does white sperm matter?

You retard, he's a nigger, he's does nothing for a living. That's the joke, fuck, who let the summer in here?

Pretty uneventful.

The purpose was pure. The people are cancer.

I guess. And Im a licensed chef.

I guess.

I tend to stay out of peoples business if it doesnt affect me.

Dunno.

When your wife told me her cuck fetish. And they took it hard. Just like your wife.

Im laying down for the night. Also, I dont answer requests of autists.

How does it feel to know 80 million before made that joke before you?

Because Im not african.

Because I live here.
Why should I?

Not a joke, serious question, dindu. No joking in here

Are you attracted to white women and do you have a large penis?

Sure.

Good job reiterating who you were, midget dick.

Im very attracted to white women. And its about 7in, and good girth.

time stamp or not a real nigger

How do you feel about the recent events in Dallas.

you're in that room could you maybe look what it is? it is right behind you and it looks kind of squarish.

Do you save up your food stamps to buy grape drank?

Out of curiosity, are you more attracted to white women than black women. And if so, why?

Do u like it when people who aren't black call u a nigger

how do you feel about other black people

Can I have my bike back

Where is the button on you that activates chimp mode?

Have you ever just shut the lights off at night to play hide and seek?

Keks and trips, thanks user

I like de blak black pum pum

my nigga is that a blue banda, you repping crip now?

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how many guns do you have
how much money do you spend at KFC anually

Does mace really sting your eyes?

Guess you'll be waiting for that timestanl, because Im black. Not a nigger, you fuckin twink.

Unfortunate, but entertaining. Also smells like fish.

This picture is over a year old.

Ok.

Absolutely. I grew up in Detroit, and im tired of being around black women. I like white women's nipples, and black women pussies look like elephant mouthes. White women were molded in heaven.

Noones ever done it to me in person. If you mean on the internet, then thats a triple no. Internet racists opinions dont put money in my pocket.

Some are niggers. Some are black.

This is a genuine question. Did you honestly type that thinking you were the first person to ever say it, or did you just accept that you're an unoriginal faggot, basement dwelling neckbeard eith absolutely no whit, and decided to just steal that joke?

My anal prolapse

Ok.

Black bandana.

I have 4 guns.

Ok.

is that one on the pink one in the stink

Do you know your dad? How long is he in prison for?

On the white women, I can see where you're coming from.

2pac or biggie?

Lol thats actually original. Respect.

He died in my arms when I was 16.

Absolutely.

Biggie. 2pac wasnt a lyricist, and was way overrated.

hmmm ... do you have accses to the room right now? if so could you maybe look what it was?

>2pac wasnt a lyricist
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK

Im in a completely different state. Why so interested?

Fam, pac just wasnt a lyricist. The message was there. He was a poet, but his rhymes were very simple. I'd run circles around pac.

>he's does
>commas everywhere
>what are periods?
>all the summer

Bump

What you think of this OP?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Rv1aoPx7Y

No date. I'd have to buffer it.

>im black not a nigger

>im black
>not a nigger

good answers op. what's something you'd like every person in this thread to know

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-nigga with more edges than an octagon

That I dont pay any mind to trolls, because we all know they wouldnt have the balls to approach me in person. I actually have a history of pulling up on internet trolls.

>not a troll
>I actually have a history of pulling up on internet trolls


inb4 navy seals pasta

"What did you just fucking nigg about me you little spook? I'll let you know I have over 300 crispy chicken buckets and am trained in stealing your bike."

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I can't tell the difference user.

Lol nah, fam. I actually have a video on facebook of me doing it.

Hes a moron. Dont feed him.

When do you go back to school?

Do most black people hate white men

lets hear you run some circles around pac. and I'm still waiting on that time stamp black "person"

How many times a day does your owner let you go off of the plantation

Where is my bike?

what do you think about this catchy little jingle OP?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpZpLMqRmnU&bpctr=1468388605

ey biggie was god tier.

How'd your dad die btw.

THIS ISNT A REKT THREAD OP

whats the funniest/most creative thing a troll has said to you

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why don't you kill yourself?

faggot.

what was you best grade in math?

Not that I know of. Its mainly the black women.

As in type a few lyrics? And how do I know you wont be biased?

Ok.

Faggots used to hide tgeir homosexuality. You niggas just let it show, nowadays.

Hell yeah. And he was born fucked up. One kidney, and bad heart. He died like 4 different ways. One of them was his heart hardened, so it wouldnt pump like normal. I saw it coming, though. Fucked up part is, after years on the transplant waiting list, he was supposed to get his transplant like 3 weeks later.

Lol. He needed to be put in his place.

Nothing they say is ever creative. But someone photoshopped a picture of my face on Mr. PoPo. I thought it was funny, so I used it as my facebook picture. Someone photoshopped this old ass picture of me, too.

Ok.

A+ never less than a C. Math was my strong point.

Holy shit I think I know this guy. HpYou play yugioh right?

what does it matter, if youre better than pac your better than pack. you could vocaroo it.

doesnt have to be hq to be good

example
youtube.com/watch?v=-XYjcU0Ovm8

No.

Im on a phone. No vacaroo.

I'm gunna let you borrow my time machine, op. You can go to anytime and chill with one person, then go kill one person, and then go fuck one person. Who you pickin'?

bitchmade punk motherfucker.

this

U down wit dat pokeyman go nigga?

I'd chill with Saddam, Kill Wendy williams, and fuck the shit out of Sophia Vergara.

Ok.

I played it earlier. Its pretty dope.

Hong long will it be before you do not comply with a police officer, are shot to death by reaching for something and are made out by the idiotic black community to be some kind of martyr?

About as long as it will take you to clear your 72 terabyte hardrive of trap porn and CP.

I wish every racist tool was rendered blind.

who's your favorite black comedian. and white comedian. who is a black comic that is underrated or just under the radar

Racists flatter me. Its honestly an ego boost.

Right on. I'd chill with Bob Ross, Kill Henry J. Anslinger, and fuck Selma Hayek.

Yeah, not very hard to out smart 'em.

what kind of rap you into nowadays

Favorite black comedian is Kevin Hart. Favorite white comedian is Jim Jeffries. I dont really watch too many black comedians, because they're all the same. I like dark humor, like Bo Burnham and Jim Jeffries. Also that red head guy that was in Breaking Bad. I forget his name.

Anslinger because his demonization of weed? And Selma can get it raw. I dont even care if she gets pregnant.

Eminem, Kevin Gates, Salughterhouse, J cole, Bas, and I like Desiigners melodies.

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Yeah, dude. He did some other fucked up shit, too. But that's primarily it.

Bump.

How much nug could a nig nug nug if a nig nug could nig nug

what firearms do you own? Please dont tell me its like 3 hi-points and a cheap rossi

you have fucked up too, but your a faggot because of it.

Where is your favourite place to buy forehead boxers?

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