Earlier tonight, I delivered a pizza to a house full of lesbian camwhores in the San Fernando Valley...

Earlier tonight, I delivered a pizza to a house full of lesbian camwhores in the San Fernando Valley. After they took the pizza from me, they offered to smoke me up. I accepted their offer.

While I was hitting their vape, they offered me a job to be their full-time, live-in GoPro cameraman. The catch is, I have to agree to wear a chastity cage 24/7. I didn't know what it was, so they showed it to me. They showed me a video of a guy wearing one and I laughed. They explained to me what it is for.

If I agree to wear it, they'll pay me $800 a week plus board. I won't have my own room, so I'll have to sleep with one of them. The mistress of the house said that I'll not be allowed to cum while I live there and if they catch me cumming, ever, I'll be fired. I told them I'd have to think about it. They gave me their phone number and a $100 tip.

I'm 23, I live with my alcoholic mom. I'm lucky if I make $500 week while putting lots of wear and tear on my vehicle.
What do? Should I take this offer?

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I delivered to a twitch streamer

it was a prank so he didn't pay
then I got stiffed on my next delivery
I fucking hate this job


You're so lucky
Do it, what's the worst that can happen

what the fuck? is this pasta?

if not, do it ob

take the offer save up the money, change careers and never speak of it again

The worst that could happen is they make me cum day one and I get fired without making any money. I'd be unemployed.

>dreams of a lonely basement dweller

saddest thing about it is you were dreaming of being a pizza delivery boy.

is the reason why they're making you a chasity cage so you just dont jerk off to them or is it a fetish thing

wait a minute this is so fucking fake

There's no way you stayed at their house for that long and didn't get in trouble
You're so full of shit, OP

I wouldn't.

It's very likely that you'll end up on pornhub. You'd never hear the end of it.

The worst that could happen is that this is some kind of sick prank and you end with no money or job

If you have nothing else going for you and dont mind the ruse of being a chastity boy than what do you have to lose.

just make sure you set some boundaries, but it sounds like they know about that.

$38,400 a year isn't bad, considering it'd be tax free. I'd just do what said and save it all until you get tired of it, then leave and use the money for college or something so you can get a real job.

do it

where did he say how long he stayed at their house?

>1 minute to pay him.
>1-2 minutes to smoke a vape while watching a> video
>2-3 minutes to discuss the offer
>leave 8 minutes after you got there.

>While I was hitting their vape, they offered me a job to be their full-time, live-in GoPro cameraman. The catch is, I have to agree to wear a chastity cage 24/7


So there's no way they're all strictly lesbian. My guess is the queen bee probably set out those strict rules and more than one of those girls would be willing to fuck your brains out when queen is away.

Put your two weeks notice in at work, let them know you will be joining them. That way if it does fall through you can go back to your old job. Worst case scenario you cum...

do it,
it will give you more free time, plus that's a decent amount of money, use it, invest it, maybe go to school and than after you feel up to it, leave.

I love how all of you act like not cumming, ever, is something any man is capable of.

Think about it Op.

NOT CUMMING. EVER.

What if this job lasts for a year?

It takes longer than one minute to pay it would go more like this:
>Get there at 18 minutes
>they answer the door at 22 minutes
>finish paying and start vaping at 24 minutes
>finish video and talking about the job offer, swap contact info at 27 minutes
>Get back to store at 40 minutes

And that's being generous
go fuck yourself OP

I can't put in a two weeks notice. They said that I have to start tomorrow or they'll give the job to someone else.

>The mistress of the house said that I'll not be allowed to cum while I live there and if they catch me cumming, ever, I'll be fired.
So don't get caught, I'm willing to bet a few of the girls there get dick hungry from time to time and would like to bang you. Either way, you need to ask her if she expects you to stay at the house 24/7... because that would be ridiculous.

Assuming you could leave and cum, the job would be fine.. .but I don't know why they don't just get a girl to do it so the problem is never there in the first place.

So it's fake then, they are probably femnazi lesbians who get off on controlling men. No reason for any employer to ever be unreasonable like that to another human.

I'm not Op, but I used to deliver pizzas. I got smoked up just about every night I delivered.

Are you a virgin?

818 checking in, dont be a fag, offer per diem dickings to them you sorry faggot.

>They said that I have to start tomorrow
Tell them you want the first payment up front then.

>employer
>camwhores

I think you're using the world employer a little bit too loosely here, user. A house full of camwhores isn't exactly a corporate work environment.

Assuming this is real, do it, just masturbate outside the house. Seems like a good deal. but this is fake

No but I know you didn't get offered smokes or weed on the job every day. Is everyone in this thread full of shit?

I agree with this. to prove they are for real.

It's just a shit test dude, assuming you would be willing to abide by their rules in the first place, there's no reason for you to take that job.

Think about it, no sex ever, no cumming, you are expected to film lesbians all day and just be a fly on the wall. There are no benefits except a few extra hundred dollars, you have no way of knowing it's even a stable job.

The only thing that would make a man say yes in this scenario is the sexual bit, and they have made it clear all of that is off the table. Only a fool would leave a stable job at this point

>Assuming this is real

$1000 a week plus a $1,000 signing bonus.

Make sure there is a contract in writing that states your face is never to be on their stream and that you own the copyrights to your face.

Everyone on Sup Forums is full of shit, man.

>A house full of camwhores isn't exactly a corporate work environment.

There's clearly a mistress who handles expenses, that's a big responsibility. When there are multiple expenses in/out you are running a business.

>They said that I have to start tomorrow
no way they are this desperate, I call BS.

Being in a house dedicated to constant orgasms while not being able to have one.

Beautiful sluts licking each other and kissing each other and your dick is trying to get hard but it can't because of the cage.

You'll be a complete psycho within a week.

Everything sounds good except the fact that you can't fuck them.

I think they're just fucking with him, they made it 100% clear any incentive to do this is off the table for a male, yet they still want to see if he's dumb enough to think with his dick and accept.

Is a chastity belt just so you can't cum or does it somehow make your dick smaller? If you just can't cum then I don't see a problem

Can't even masturbate. I bet you there are cameras everywhere, even the shower.

There would be nowhere to hide.

>>you guys are overthinking this.
>>OP is a faggot.
>>faggots don't like girls.

Do it.

>ive never ever had a job delivering pizza before and i dont know anybody who ever has

any pizza dude will tell you that one of the job perks is time consuming detours, getting stoned/drunk (even getting laid if ur lucky), etc. Why do you think this its the potdealers legit job of choice?
basically they pay you jackshit so that you are finacially motivated to hustle your ass off, but they cant really prove shit about where you were so you can fuck around as much as you want

How the fuck would it make your dick smaller?

you have never delivered pizzas.

How the fuck should I know, that's why I asked

it prevents erections. you CAN have an orgasm while wearing one, but usually solely from prostate stimulation.

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It's to keep you chaste. Not magically shrink your cock.

Dude everytime I have a smokesesh and we order pizza I always offer the guy some weed for the trouble and I doubt I'm the only one

Watching this all day every day while making $800 a week.
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There are worse jobs.

Maybe at your shithole store.

At my place if you take your dandy ol' time then you're stuck with dishes and prep until 12. I only go the speed limit if the house is a known cheapass that doesn't tip.

>on Sup Forums
>doesnt know what a chastity cage is

im calling bullshit

He's not the only one. I don't know what one is either.

Thanks user

lurk more

I do deliver and I've never been offered smokes or weed. I've been offered alcohol a few times but that's it. I don't believe you if you say you're offered weed every single day.

>I do deliver and I've never been offered smokes or weed.
Bullshit. You're a fucking liar.

>referring to my place of employment as a shithole
>your pizza place doesnt even have dedicated dishwashers
topkek m8 i sell pot to the owners and fix cars for the other drivers, I dont ever have to do shitwork, and i dont even take deliveries to no tippers

important thing to note, if they have the key than you're not cumming outside of the house either.

No I'm not lmao. I've never been offered weed, maybe the area I live in is just different than yours.

kys

>cucks are the norm

Cucks are not normal and most people have no clue what they are, freak.

Where do you live where people are so selfish about their weed?

Middle class suburbs in PA

You guys really get offered weed on the job? wtf

>op trying to set a high value on his low position in life as a fucking delivery boy

Doubt this is true, but if so then take it for sure... on the condition that you get "let out" once a fortnight to go hit the town and see if you can get laid.

I don't work as a pizza guy, but whenever I'm hosting a smokesesh I always offer the pizza guy some and they almost always say yes

you definately just look like a faggot then
either that or you never delivered pizza before
these two things arent mutually exclusive

Your store closes at 12? lol

We deliver until 4:00am. I make 80% of my money after 12

This.

Daily. I deliver to nothing but college students.

>saying that someone else's position in life is low
>on Sup Forums in 2016

you dont? lol

No we close at 11 on Fri/Sat and 10 on weekdays lmao

no where the fuck do you guys live that you get offered weed on the job

>delivering pizzas
>not getting offered weed

You must look like a dork.

literally anywhere in the United States/canada
im sure there are pizza guys from all over the place in this thread.
from this we can deduce that you not getting smoked up has everything to do with your faggy behaviour/appearence, and nothing to do with whatever shitty part of the keystone asshole you are from

Raleigh, NC. There are 3 colleges in my delivery area. Most of the people in the residential neighborhood in my delivery area are either in college or recently graduated.

I don't think I look like a dork

I have social anxiety that might be it. Should I act more black?

scranton....

just go out back and jerk off in the bushes like any normal person would do you fucking idiot ... sounds like a great gig to me

>implying i don't have a better grip on life and reality based off my drunken posts

not everyone is like you you little twat.

>implying that showing up at someones door at night and acting black would make them more inclined to share stuff with you.....

lol'd

how do you jerk off while wearing a chastity cage?

>jerk off in the bushes like any normal person