Earlier tonight, I delivered a pizza to a house full of lesbian camwhores in the San Fernando Valley. After they took the pizza from me, they offered to smoke me up. I accepted their offer.
While I was hitting their vape, they offered me a job to be their full-time, live-in GoPro cameraman. The catch is, I have to agree to wear a chastity cage 24/7. I didn't know what it was, so they showed it to me. They showed me a video of a guy wearing one and I laughed. They explained to me what it is for.
If I agree to wear it, they'll pay me $800 a week plus board. I won't have my own room, so I'll have to sleep with one of them. The mistress of the house said that I'll not be allowed to cum while I live there and if they catch me cumming, ever, I'll be fired. I told them I'd have to think about it. They gave me their phone number and a $100 tip.
I'm 23, I live with my alcoholic mom. I'm lucky if I make $500 week while putting lots of wear and tear on my vehicle. What do? Should I take this offer?
it was a prank so he didn't pay then I got stiffed on my next delivery I fucking hate this job
You're so lucky Do it, what's the worst that can happen
Adam Robinson
what the fuck? is this pasta?
if not, do it ob
Leo Reed
take the offer save up the money, change careers and never speak of it again
Adrian Williams
The worst that could happen is they make me cum day one and I get fired without making any money. I'd be unemployed.
Justin Bell
>dreams of a lonely basement dweller
saddest thing about it is you were dreaming of being a pizza delivery boy.
Ayden Clark
is the reason why they're making you a chasity cage so you just dont jerk off to them or is it a fetish thing
Colton Peterson
wait a minute this is so fucking fake
There's no way you stayed at their house for that long and didn't get in trouble You're so full of shit, OP
James Turner
I wouldn't.
It's very likely that you'll end up on pornhub. You'd never hear the end of it.
Lincoln Torres
The worst that could happen is that this is some kind of sick prank and you end with no money or job
Adrian Perez
If you have nothing else going for you and dont mind the ruse of being a chastity boy than what do you have to lose.
just make sure you set some boundaries, but it sounds like they know about that.
Cooper Stewart
$38,400 a year isn't bad, considering it'd be tax free. I'd just do what said and save it all until you get tired of it, then leave and use the money for college or something so you can get a real job.
Liam Moore
do it
Caleb Butler
where did he say how long he stayed at their house?
>1 minute to pay him. >1-2 minutes to smoke a vape while watching a> video >2-3 minutes to discuss the offer >leave 8 minutes after you got there.
Landon Watson
>While I was hitting their vape, they offered me a job to be their full-time, live-in GoPro cameraman. The catch is, I have to agree to wear a chastity cage 24/7
So there's no way they're all strictly lesbian. My guess is the queen bee probably set out those strict rules and more than one of those girls would be willing to fuck your brains out when queen is away.
Put your two weeks notice in at work, let them know you will be joining them. That way if it does fall through you can go back to your old job. Worst case scenario you cum...
Jayden Walker
do it, it will give you more free time, plus that's a decent amount of money, use it, invest it, maybe go to school and than after you feel up to it, leave.
Bentley Harris
I love how all of you act like not cumming, ever, is something any man is capable of.
Think about it Op.
NOT CUMMING. EVER.
What if this job lasts for a year?
Jordan Sanchez
It takes longer than one minute to pay it would go more like this: >Get there at 18 minutes >they answer the door at 22 minutes >finish paying and start vaping at 24 minutes >finish video and talking about the job offer, swap contact info at 27 minutes >Get back to store at 40 minutes
And that's being generous go fuck yourself OP
Matthew Perry
I can't put in a two weeks notice. They said that I have to start tomorrow or they'll give the job to someone else.
Isaiah James
>The mistress of the house said that I'll not be allowed to cum while I live there and if they catch me cumming, ever, I'll be fired. So don't get caught, I'm willing to bet a few of the girls there get dick hungry from time to time and would like to bang you. Either way, you need to ask her if she expects you to stay at the house 24/7... because that would be ridiculous.
Assuming you could leave and cum, the job would be fine.. .but I don't know why they don't just get a girl to do it so the problem is never there in the first place.
Michael Reed
So it's fake then, they are probably femnazi lesbians who get off on controlling men. No reason for any employer to ever be unreasonable like that to another human.
Kayden Williams
I'm not Op, but I used to deliver pizzas. I got smoked up just about every night I delivered.
Are you a virgin?
Aaron Wright
818 checking in, dont be a fag, offer per diem dickings to them you sorry faggot.
Liam Morales
>They said that I have to start tomorrow Tell them you want the first payment up front then.
Evan Miller
>employer >camwhores
I think you're using the world employer a little bit too loosely here, user. A house full of camwhores isn't exactly a corporate work environment.
Brandon Bell
Assuming this is real, do it, just masturbate outside the house. Seems like a good deal. but this is fake
Oliver Russell
No but I know you didn't get offered smokes or weed on the job every day. Is everyone in this thread full of shit?
David Moore
I agree with this. to prove they are for real.
Zachary Perry
It's just a shit test dude, assuming you would be willing to abide by their rules in the first place, there's no reason for you to take that job.
Think about it, no sex ever, no cumming, you are expected to film lesbians all day and just be a fly on the wall. There are no benefits except a few extra hundred dollars, you have no way of knowing it's even a stable job.
The only thing that would make a man say yes in this scenario is the sexual bit, and they have made it clear all of that is off the table. Only a fool would leave a stable job at this point
Jace Torres
>Assuming this is real
Jose Russell
$1000 a week plus a $1,000 signing bonus.
Make sure there is a contract in writing that states your face is never to be on their stream and that you own the copyrights to your face.
Jonathan Lewis
Everyone on Sup Forums is full of shit, man.
Ian Bailey
>A house full of camwhores isn't exactly a corporate work environment.
There's clearly a mistress who handles expenses, that's a big responsibility. When there are multiple expenses in/out you are running a business.
Dylan Anderson
>They said that I have to start tomorrow no way they are this desperate, I call BS.
Hudson Sanders
Being in a house dedicated to constant orgasms while not being able to have one.
Beautiful sluts licking each other and kissing each other and your dick is trying to get hard but it can't because of the cage.
You'll be a complete psycho within a week.
Austin Cook
Everything sounds good except the fact that you can't fuck them.
Jordan Richardson
I think they're just fucking with him, they made it 100% clear any incentive to do this is off the table for a male, yet they still want to see if he's dumb enough to think with his dick and accept.
Samuel Rogers
Is a chastity belt just so you can't cum or does it somehow make your dick smaller? If you just can't cum then I don't see a problem
Landon Reed
Can't even masturbate. I bet you there are cameras everywhere, even the shower.
There would be nowhere to hide.
Isaiah Ward
>>you guys are overthinking this. >>OP is a faggot. >>faggots don't like girls.
Nathaniel Watson
Do it.
Lucas Morgan
>ive never ever had a job delivering pizza before and i dont know anybody who ever has
any pizza dude will tell you that one of the job perks is time consuming detours, getting stoned/drunk (even getting laid if ur lucky), etc. Why do you think this its the potdealers legit job of choice? basically they pay you jackshit so that you are finacially motivated to hustle your ass off, but they cant really prove shit about where you were so you can fuck around as much as you want
Jaxson Phillips
How the fuck would it make your dick smaller?
Cameron Scott
you have never delivered pizzas.
Nathan Turner
How the fuck should I know, that's why I asked
Mason James
it prevents erections. you CAN have an orgasm while wearing one, but usually solely from prostate stimulation.
At my place if you take your dandy ol' time then you're stuck with dishes and prep until 12. I only go the speed limit if the house is a known cheapass that doesn't tip.
Brody Young
>on Sup Forums >doesnt know what a chastity cage is
im calling bullshit
Evan Davis
He's not the only one. I don't know what one is either.
Jonathan Bailey
Thanks user
Jackson Scott
lurk more
Xavier Bennett
I do deliver and I've never been offered smokes or weed. I've been offered alcohol a few times but that's it. I don't believe you if you say you're offered weed every single day.
Carson Smith
>I do deliver and I've never been offered smokes or weed. Bullshit. You're a fucking liar.
Nicholas Nguyen
>referring to my place of employment as a shithole >your pizza place doesnt even have dedicated dishwashers topkek m8 i sell pot to the owners and fix cars for the other drivers, I dont ever have to do shitwork, and i dont even take deliveries to no tippers
Carter Smith
important thing to note, if they have the key than you're not cumming outside of the house either.
Nathaniel Barnes
No I'm not lmao. I've never been offered weed, maybe the area I live in is just different than yours.
kys
Carter Butler
>cucks are the norm
Cucks are not normal and most people have no clue what they are, freak.
Oliver Howard
Where do you live where people are so selfish about their weed?
Carson Walker
Middle class suburbs in PA
You guys really get offered weed on the job? wtf
Blake Wright
>op trying to set a high value on his low position in life as a fucking delivery boy
Adrian Clark
Doubt this is true, but if so then take it for sure... on the condition that you get "let out" once a fortnight to go hit the town and see if you can get laid.
Josiah Fisher
I don't work as a pizza guy, but whenever I'm hosting a smokesesh I always offer the pizza guy some and they almost always say yes
Easton Murphy
you definately just look like a faggot then either that or you never delivered pizza before these two things arent mutually exclusive
David Lopez
Your store closes at 12? lol
We deliver until 4:00am. I make 80% of my money after 12
Brayden Hill
This.
Aiden Long
Daily. I deliver to nothing but college students.
David Cox
>saying that someone else's position in life is low >on Sup Forums in 2016
Brandon Long
you dont? lol
Sebastian Johnson
No we close at 11 on Fri/Sat and 10 on weekdays lmao
no where the fuck do you guys live that you get offered weed on the job
Mason Cox
>delivering pizzas >not getting offered weed
You must look like a dork.
Wyatt Jenkins
literally anywhere in the United States/canada im sure there are pizza guys from all over the place in this thread. from this we can deduce that you not getting smoked up has everything to do with your faggy behaviour/appearence, and nothing to do with whatever shitty part of the keystone asshole you are from
Cameron Peterson
Raleigh, NC. There are 3 colleges in my delivery area. Most of the people in the residential neighborhood in my delivery area are either in college or recently graduated.
Jacob Sanchez
I don't think I look like a dork
I have social anxiety that might be it. Should I act more black?
Aaron Butler
scranton....
Dominic Evans
just go out back and jerk off in the bushes like any normal person would do you fucking idiot ... sounds like a great gig to me
Jace Butler
>implying i don't have a better grip on life and reality based off my drunken posts
not everyone is like you you little twat.
Samuel Kelly
>implying that showing up at someones door at night and acting black would make them more inclined to share stuff with you.....
Landon Ross
lol'd
Christopher Scott
how do you jerk off while wearing a chastity cage?