My girlfriend always uses pet names for me but I never use any for her

My girlfriend always uses pet names for me but I never use any for her.
Give me some good pet names Sup Forums

>inb4 cumdumpster
>inb4 nigger
>inb4 botch
>inb4 OP can't >inb4

Fuk u autocorrect I meant bitch.

karasique

sharkiesha

you already named all the good ones OP, none for us to give you.

Turbo nigger

Sandwich Maker 9000

Succmaster 900

Just call her mouth

My little cumbucket

Listen, user, you can't just post a picture of a baby with a dick bigger than my forearm and lead into a conversation about pet names.

Give us some examples of what she calls you. You really can't think of ABYTHING...? Everything just sounds to weird for you?

Petunia
Flower
Sunshine
Warm hole
Nigga
Ho
Honey
Pussy supply

Kunta Kinté

It either sounds weird or It's a name I used for my ex and that just brings memories up. She calls me the usual babe and sometimes "my king" and shit along those lines.

Sayin it like it is

Baby with penis

Jerry

Bobokittyfuck

fagerino

You guys gonna just ignore that top notch kek with the Nirvana picture? Pssh

CURSED SINCE BIRTH TO PLEASE MY GIRTH

I used to use ShitRat because she masturbated while listening me read fluffies

>my king
wtf

double nigger

kill yourself

name him faggot

Lump

Sugartits. Sweetcheeks.