>me in college a few years ago >start dating real qt >first time going to a party to meet all her friends >they all call me “MP” for some reason(not my name) >ask gf about it, she says they always give their guys nicknames and mine stands for “Mr Perfect” >feeling pretty good
>next morning I go to check the time on her phone and see message from her friend >omg MP was so cute, too bad about his MicroPeen though >realize that all of her friends were calling me micropenis to my face last night >dated for a year more, and needed to put up with them calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant >pic related
Atleast it didn't mean Mr Pedo, because you make her feel like a pedophile when she had to suck your prepubescent nub.
Henry Campbell
Post pic erection
Tyler Morales
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John Thomas
How do women react to that?
Connor Edwards
that's just sad
Landon Bailey
Timestamp, faggot
Jonathan Gomez
So are you amazing at giving head or is she fucking a dude behind your back? Because if it's the first one, it's probably actually both.
Jacob Collins
>calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant
thanks for the laugh. why didnt you call any of them out on it?
Brayden Davis
Old pasta.
Jeremiah Robinson
Not b8, I always never thought these were actually real. I thought they were shooped or something. How can this even exist? I don't know, I may just be judging too quick, anybody got a hard pic?
and btw, BBC posting here, so I don't know the struggle
Isaiah Garcia
its that a thumb ??
Jacob King
Most are polite but you can definitely tell some care about it. Some are really fascinated, and not in a bad or mean way
Liam Moore
do they let you fuck them? are they satisfied?
Lucas Harris
He has a micropenis, his girlfriend could probably have everyone call him tiny dick fagged and laugh in his face and he would play along so she didn't leave him
Noah Harris
That would be really awkward....how would that conversation go?
Also I didn't want to break up her because it's nice having easy sex and other reasons
Ryder Wilson
I don't fucking believe you
Dylan Parker
did you talk to her about it?
Carson Sullivan
If u were fucking her whats it rly matter?
Eli Morgan
Yes, on too of the ruler. Congrats, you know your body parts!
Jason Campbell
Pics of gf?
Grayson Sanchez
Nope, she never knew I knew. She did throw out typical small dick insults after we had broken up but never said anything before that
Juan Diaz
just could have told her that its a messed up thing to do. didnt even have to turn it into a fight.
having a tiny dick doesnt mean you cant have balls
Angel Lewis
I didn't go down on her too much...apparently I'm not great at it. But she also described herself as "quasi asexual" sometimes
Levi Nelson
that ruler starts at 1cm which is even sadder
Lincoln Flores
damn
Alexander Jackson
I'm surprised she even let you date her for a year. Gotta see pics to know what we're working with, you said she's cute I need proof.
Kevin Nelson
Yes, and I have no idea. Some come back for repeat performances, some don't Too many factors to really tell
Hunter Hill
>letting them call you micropeen for a year
wtf beta, why date someone with no respect for you
Ayden Rodriguez
He didn't say she was cute, he said she was easy
Eli Thompson
Because micropeen, idiot.
Jordan Robinson
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Ryder Flores
I mean not to be rude OP, but you make me feel a lot better about my size. Im not small but im not that large either and i thought i might have a tough time. Props to not giving up.
Leo Mitchell
Because I as getting something out if it - somewhat consistent sex. Also, she was pretty fun and never disrespected me directly
Leo Hall
and i think there ugly cause is ugly and black and i think there ugly cause black skin is ugly and thats hy iam getting hurt cause the black people is hurting me when i pretend to like them cause i think the black people is ugly cause is black and the black people get angry when people think there ugly cause is black and thats it
Ayden Morris
that's fuckin' sad m8
Anthony Davis
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Jack Williams
>fucking her have you seen the pics?
srs tho, find a girl insecure with her flat chest OP live happy ever after :3
i just thought of something i bet she's been with you so long because she knows you won't break her heart and leave her for someone prettier
she's got you sewn up
hang in their OP
Angel Brooks
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Matthew Wilson
>girls have called it good looking/cute i dont think thats a good thing
Oliver Rogers
Except they already broke up.
Joseph Martin
look at her teeth
Adrian Garcia
When they're blowing it it is
Anthony Reed
that an Amanita?
Christopher Lewis
When your mushroom doesnt get enough light
Gavin Richardson
yeah
Christopher Jackson
you know she's telling her new BF that her last BF had a micro penis and just loves his new bigger penis
Kayden Williams
Im calling bs on this cuz that is NOT fully erect,gonna have to show a flacid and erect pic with timestamp,user
Justin Howard
cant tell if that was sarcasm, didn't mean to ask if you have seen your dads dick.
guess I meant to say if you've ever asked your dad if he also has a MP?
Ryan Gutierrez
How has you mp affected you in life, like school and mood. Did you overcome these obstacles with ease?
Hunter Cruz
Well, if OP has a new gf, who cares? If he doesn't then he might care a bit. Iunno. He seems pretty okay with things.
>dubs checked
Aaron Russell
Was she from one of those sandnigger countries where she had to stay Virgin for the future husband?
Hudson Thompson
Does a micropenis come with microballs? Serious question.
Jacob Wright
Did you're ex ever moan while having sex or felt that she was faking her moaning?
Why not get a qt asian girl OP? I doubt they will call you micro penis.
Ian Smith
kek
Jack Sanders
sounds like OP is dealing. what else can you do? you get whatever your genes give you.
Chase Russell
>tfw someone with a micro penis can get a gf and keep her for over a year >tfw girls look disgusted as soon as you try talking to them >tfw no gf
Nolan Butler
You're free to judge their size from the pictures....I have no idea what normal or small or large balls look like
Easton Murphy
Not much impact....I make a lot of money doing software and school was very easy for me. I never really tried hard but finished in the too 5% of my class
Bentley Evans
No, she is italian/Columbian mix, born and raised in the us
Jackson Sanchez
It helps that I'm pretty funny, not bad looking, and know how to talk to people.
By the time they see my dick it's too late
Aaron Rivera
post face
Jordan Murphy
how did your ex come to know of your MP? did you just whip it out? did you give her a heads up, beforehand? did you butter her up to the notion of loving a guy with a small dick?
Michael Sanchez
post face with eyes blotted out i wanna see how good looking you are :3
Matthew Diaz
You don't watch porn?
Jonathan Murphy
I'll pass. I'm not gorgeous, but in probably alittle above average, and in shape, which doesn't hurt
Joseph Baker
>mfw my penis is 2.5 times larger than this
Evan Gray
Hitler had a gf, then he probably torched her
Jose Parker
>are they satisfied? are you retarded?
Kevin Perez
She probably torched him. Bitches be crazy, yo.
Nathan Murphy
answer this
Carson Evans
is this b8? who would stay with someone who did that or remain in that kind situation ffs s m h f a m
Leo Wilson
damn that shit is LEVEL
Ayden Brooks
>who would stay with someone who did that or remain Obviously someone with a micro dick that wants to get laid
Jonathan Ramirez
Op post face but blot eyes like others says
Benjamin Rodriguez
when you see it . . .
Leo Jones
I'm so sorry dude
Gavin Murphy
hookers duh you are incorrect
Justin Cruz
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Julian Morales
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Adam Walker
the chick from Lorde has a few good pics too
Michael Clark
Confront her, then do what feels right with her response. That simple
Well... Don't rape or beat. Some insulting might be tolerable
David Kelly
14,2cm reporting in thickness is only 2 fingers :c
Evan Ross
cool
Aiden Martin
Fuckin chekt lad. Now check mine plz
Jonathan Parker
Have you ever thought about investing money in some type of hormones prescribed by a doctor, or any other method avaliable atm to help alter the length/width?