Me in college a few years ago

>me in college a few years ago
>start dating real qt
>first time going to a party to meet all her friends
>they all call me “MP” for some reason(not my name)
>ask gf about it, she says they always give their guys nicknames and mine stands for “Mr Perfect”
>feeling pretty good

>next morning I go to check the time on her phone and see message from her friend
>omg MP was so cute, too bad about his MicroPeen though
>realize that all of her friends were calling me micropenis to my face last night
>dated for a year more, and needed to put up with them calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant
>pic related

Anyone else with a micropeen?

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No mate

Atleast it didn't mean Mr Pedo, because you make her feel like a pedophile when she had to suck your prepubescent nub.

Post pic erection

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How do women react to that?

that's just sad

Timestamp, faggot

So are you amazing at giving head or is she fucking a dude behind your back? Because if it's the first one, it's probably actually both.

>calling me MP repeatedly and knowing exactly what it meant

thanks for the laugh. why didnt you call any of them out on it?

Old pasta.

Not b8, I always never thought these were actually real. I thought they were shooped or something. How can this even exist? I don't know, I may just be judging too quick, anybody got a hard pic?

and btw, BBC posting here, so I don't know the struggle

its that a thumb ??

Most are polite but you can definitely tell some care about it. Some are really fascinated, and not in a bad or mean way

do they let you fuck them? are they satisfied?

He has a micropenis, his girlfriend could probably have everyone call him tiny dick fagged and laugh in his face and he would play along so she didn't leave him

That would be really awkward....how would that conversation go?

Also I didn't want to break up her because it's nice having easy sex and other reasons

I don't fucking believe you

did you talk to her about it?

If u were fucking her whats it rly matter?

Yes, on too of the ruler. Congrats, you know your body parts!

Pics of gf?

Nope, she never knew I knew. She did throw out typical small dick insults after we had broken up but never said anything before that

just could have told her that its a messed up thing to do. didnt even have to turn it into a fight.

having a tiny dick doesnt mean you cant have balls

I didn't go down on her too much...apparently I'm not great at it. But she also described herself as "quasi asexual" sometimes

that ruler starts at 1cm which is even sadder

damn

I'm surprised she even let you date her for a year. Gotta see pics to know what we're working with, you said she's cute I need proof.

Yes, and I have no idea. Some come back for repeat performances, some don't
Too many factors to really tell

>letting them call you micropeen for a year

wtf beta, why date someone with no respect for you

He didn't say she was cute, he said she was easy

Because micropeen, idiot.

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I mean not to be rude OP, but you make me feel a lot better about my size. Im not small but im not that large either and i thought i might have a tough time. Props to not giving up.

Because I as getting something out if it - somewhat consistent sex. Also, she was pretty fun and never disrespected me directly

and i think there ugly cause is ugly and black and i think there ugly cause black skin is ugly and thats hy iam getting hurt cause the black people is hurting me when i pretend to like them cause i think the black people is ugly cause is black and the black people get angry when people think there ugly cause is black and thats it

that's fuckin' sad m8

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>fucking her
have you seen the pics?

srs tho, find a girl insecure with her flat chest OP
live happy ever after :3

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OP is this genetic? Does your dad have a MP?

>clearly blonde hair in first 2 pics
>clearly dark leg hair in pic with grill


Troll

is that a smile of content?
or sarcasm?

Learn about exposure and white balance ya dum dum

I haven't seen my dad's dick for many years, but as I recall it was a typical dad dick

she seems like an ass

I'd suck your dick op.
Doesn't look deformed or anything, just small.

>bbc posting here
Thats just going ultimate fucking cuckfag. Just kill yourself you subhuman selfloathing scum

''typical dad dick'' are you fucking serious??

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Thanks...a few girls have called it good looking/cute

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i just thought of something
i bet she's been with you so long because she knows you won't break her heart and leave her for someone prettier

she's got you sewn up

hang in their OP

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>girls have called it good looking/cute
i dont think thats a good thing

Except they already broke up.

look at her teeth

When they're blowing it it is

that an Amanita?

When your mushroom doesnt get enough light

yeah

you know she's telling her new BF that her last BF had a micro penis and just loves his new bigger penis

Im calling bs on this cuz that is NOT fully erect,gonna have to show a flacid and erect pic with timestamp,user

cant tell if that was sarcasm, didn't mean to ask if you have seen your dads dick.

guess I meant to say if you've ever asked your dad if he also has a MP?

How has you mp affected you in life, like school and mood. Did you overcome these obstacles with ease?

Well, if OP has a new gf, who cares? If he doesn't then he might care a bit. Iunno. He seems pretty okay with things.

>dubs checked

Was she from one of those sandnigger countries where she had to stay Virgin for the future husband?

Does a micropenis come with microballs? Serious question.

Did you're ex ever moan while having sex or felt that she was faking her moaning?

Why not get a qt asian girl OP? I doubt they will call you micro penis.

kek

sounds like OP is dealing. what else can you do? you get whatever your genes give you.

>tfw someone with a micro penis can get a gf and keep her for over a year
>tfw girls look disgusted as soon as you try talking to them
>tfw no gf

You're free to judge their size from the pictures....I have no idea what normal or small or large balls look like

Not much impact....I make a lot of money doing software and school was very easy for me. I never really tried hard but finished in the too 5% of my class

No, she is italian/Columbian mix, born and raised in the us

It helps that I'm pretty funny, not bad looking, and know how to talk to people.

By the time they see my dick it's too late

post face

how did your ex come to know of your MP?
did you just whip it out?
did you give her a heads up, beforehand?
did you butter her up to the notion of loving a guy with a small dick?

post face with eyes blotted out
i wanna see how good looking you are :3

You don't watch porn?

I'll pass. I'm not gorgeous, but in probably alittle above average, and in shape, which doesn't hurt

>mfw my penis is 2.5 times larger than this

Hitler had a gf, then he probably torched her

>are they satisfied?
are you retarded?

She probably torched him. Bitches be crazy, yo.

answer this

is this b8?
who would stay with someone who did that or remain in that kind situation ffs s m h f a m

damn
that shit is LEVEL

>who would stay with someone who did that or remain
Obviously someone with a micro dick that wants to get laid

Op post face but blot eyes like others says

when you see it . . .

I'm so sorry dude

hookers duh
you are incorrect

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the chick from Lorde has a few good pics too

Confront her, then do what feels right with her response. That simple

Well... Don't rape or beat. Some insulting might be tolerable

14,2cm reporting in
thickness is only 2 fingers :c

cool

Fuckin chekt lad. Now check mine plz

Have you ever thought about investing money in some type of hormones prescribed by a doctor, or any other method avaliable atm to help alter the length/width?