ITT: We post our faces and make assumptions about others from their pics

ITT: We post our faces and make assumptions about others from their pics.

You're a liar.

Meth IS a hell of a drug...

I assume there, somewhere on this body, is a penis attached

You've killed several of your pets and pretended it was an accident.

Assumptions, not easily discernible facts.

You don't like He-Man at all, get it because you look like Skeletor?

You're holding up the number of penises that can fit in your gaping anus. This skill provides just enough meth to make it not hurt.

Fak and gay.

you posted no tits, hence you should not be here.

uh, you're a boney slob with terrible piercings and fashion sense?

- mess behind her
- pale as fuck
- skinny as fuck
- face thinning
- hair stringy and unclean
- eyes sunken in

yeah... totally assuming.

your name is Megan, you live in little africa in naperville and you sucked my dick in highschool.

>implying people can't be messy
>implying people can't be white
>implying people can't be skinny

You ever see a methhead?? This bitch is a deadringer.

She's not white, she's a living ghost. I'd call her fucking "Casper" as a pet name. And "Skinny" is politely putting it... she'd give Jack Skellington a boner...

I'm making the assumption you'll be my gf

Assume away

your eyes

The piercing in the eyebrow is one of 4, tongue, and nipples being the other 3. You haven't done your clit yet, but plan to in the near future.

Y-You too

I assume you are a faggot

Holy shit, a gay Sid Vicious! Why not follow his example, and nearly kill yourself on drugs, then murder your new skele-girl?

Has, at some point in their lives, suck dicked for money and/or favours.

Watched way too much Zoolander.

Nigga what the fuck

Or she doesn't spend much time in the sun and the lighting was white when she took the picture. I'm just as pale, I know another really thin and pale girl. It doesn't have to be meth, people are different.

natural blonde. blonde enough that the non-dyed carpet still doesn't match the drapes, only now it's lighter than the head hair.

You're an alien

Pierced piece of shit.

Try your best

Gayest straight guy around, fag
Gimme a fix
Derelicte is my aesthetic
;^)

transgender

We can assume she's cheating on you. That's a given.

doctor

so... not yet exit the closet? that still makes you a faggot

You love the image of yourself on the phone more than you like the girl. When you masterbate, you visualize yourself. With a donkey-dick dildo in your ass.

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YOU AND OP PIC ARE THE SAME PERSON OMG I JUST GOT IT!
>well played user, well played

looks more like an eating disorder to me

you're really insecure and too sensitive

youre a methed out burnout druggie hippie raver poser etc must i go on?

what's going on with that towel?

Nah I'm just a very feminine guy. The girls I like are the ones who like feminine guys so it's worked out pretty well

Boy or girl?

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Go ahead and guess

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because the girls u like are insecure ugly middle shcool emo girls most likely. so good for you..i guess?

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She had the decency to drop me before jumping on someone else's dick

Nope

Kek

Again, nope

So you date girls who are lesbian and in denial about it.
Good job faggot.

Sure

Chuckled.

Go ahead

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You are such a cuck that you even let your fedora get fucked by a nigger as you record it.

u like taking loads of jizz in ur fat ass

it's a beanie

boy

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That's actually exactly right. Thankfully there's this girl I work with who's literally a 21 year old emo middle school girl

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She-man.

You suck a lot of dick

you're a satanist?

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Bisexual mainly

And the ones who claim to be bisexual because they're 'not like other girls'

Smash the patriarchy/ 10

I can only assume that you're a transgendered elf.

Or some creepy-ass 90's-style alien trying half-assedly to pose as a festival junkie.

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Kik me honey

>inb4 you vape

Female gollum!

beautiful lady, can you show us your tits?

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kek'd

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Nice trips

Satan

Hail Satan

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You're cute

Thanks for the name

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you are a communist trump supporting cis white male priveledge fuckfdsafdsr military brainwashed gun control hating closet gay narcissist.

>communism
>Trump

Try again

Why is there a strip of skin between her tits? Learn to Photoshop better faggot

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You're both cute, got kik/Skype? Add me
>gstoka

Sup Sup Forums?

you listen to and enjoy nickelback, and have been way too drunk at at least one boyband concert.

>you will never get to dress up as an SS officer and roleplay rape your Anne Frank looking gf

why live?

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Marry, Fuck, Kill

TIL: I have a new fetish.

Thanks, asshole.

for that many guesses based on a picture of a plastic doll im fine with getting two wrong.

Giselle?

Same girl dum-dum