Make a fake tinder account

>make a fake tinder account
>use butt pic as picture
>look for both guys and girls
>get 80 guy matches
>get 1 girl match
why the hell is it so easy to get laid with a guy compared to with a girl

>2016
>not bisexual

wtf?

I know, call me old fashioned.... guys just dont really do it for me

bump

it's prob the gay sixth sense

You are obviously a giant cock slobbering faggot, and the other queers can sense it, even if that's not an actual picture of you

I'll have you know I have not once slobbered on a giant cock

when OP gets roasted

sick roast bro, totally

Because men are typically desperate for sex

I guess that is true. Women like sex too though

Women get laid way easier than men

that's why you have to go full tilt into getting a rebound bitch after a break up, because a chick can have a new dick the same day if she wants. Feels bad man

feels bad man

Gay men are sluttier. Women are given the stigma that a bunch of sex with strangers = whore, an undesirable trait.
Plus there's the fact that the dating pool for gay men is a lot smaller due to the fact that only ~10% of the world's population openly identifies as part of the LGBT spectrum. If you're not very likely to find love, might as well fuck a lot, right?

Gay men are definitely sluttier. However, the fact that I got 80 matches in like 10 minutes seems to indicate that the dating pool for men is plenty big

It's the butt pic. (and DAMN, son, that ass is FINE!) You're probably getting a shit ton of desperate tops. Face or upper body would probably go better for women.

10 percent of the world population would be like 700000000 fags

dunno how many of those are male fags but it's prob a lot

pity. Worth a go once or twice at least. Promise you'll have fun!

Nah, the pool isn't that big actually. It's just that the people are very, VERY loud and active. Can't afford to be picky.

Also true but men are more willing to do anything for sex

Are most guys on Tinder tops? Because I don't think I have had a non-match yet :\

Thanks though

It's satan's work

wat

No idea about tinder demographics. Only ever used Grindr, and that was over REAL quick. It's just a wild assumption, really. When your bait is ass, you get ass men, and faggots that are into ass tend to be more or less six inches into ass.

I just mean that since I basically matched 100% does that mean that they are ALL ass men then? Or are a lot of gay guys switches?

Honestly, not enough experience to be much help here. Wish I could tell you more, user.

From observing my straight friends' tinder habits, doesn't seem to take much to get a guy to swipe right.

>From observing my straight friends' tinder habits, doesn't seem to take much to get a guy to swipe right.
True enough. But then again I am a virgin so I'll probably be happy putting it in anything that isn't terribly diseased and has boobs

Just be careful, user. Always use a condom, (especially if you end up catching) and if he's old enough to be your dad, RUN!

I don't have any plans on doing it with a dude. I will definitely wrap it before I tap it though.

bump

Try again with a picture of a muscled chest and you'll get more girls.
Girls don't fucking care about ass you cock gobbling faggot using an ass shot is begging for dudes.

I don't have a muscled chest though. Girls like butts too

>post pic of ass
>whines about the flood of guys willing to fuck the ass

How about you stop asking for it.

I am just sad that if I were turned on by guys I could fairly easily not be a virgin still

Bubble butts are for drilling, not jiggling uselessly as you try to top. Unless your ideal woman has a ten-incher swinging between her thighs, you're sending the wrong invite.

Butts are for squeezing and grabbing and you use the glutes for thrusting. Girls love looking at football/baseball/hockey player butts too.

gay guys have it good in the sex department

aside from the whole std thing

>Girls love looking at football/baseball/hockey player butts
Yeah. Tight, muscled asses. Not soft, jiggly plough-pillows.

If that's your selling point, you have to be realistic: You ARE going to get far more men than women, because that's who you're advertising to.

:( my ass isn't that jiggly

Certainly the impression that photo gives.

this one too?

Oh, you are just asking for a dicking.

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You know the weirdest thing of all this? seancody wanted me to top

wait what

Dude just drops the bomb that he was maybe in a professional gay porn video then bails? I want to hear how this happened dammit

bump to hear about this story

dude you posted a picture of your ass with no context

the only ones interested in that are men

you are an idiot or a fag, or perhaps both

Because guys run on testosterone and always want to get laid. Duh.

speaking as a femanon desperate to eat your sweet ass all night long, there aren't many of us into that. what's a girl gonna do with an ass other than eat it or peg it?