Be playing pokemon go

>be playing pokemon go
>wind up at the dallas memorial center
>find a haunter

lmao

If true that's pretty good. We're there 4 other ghost type pokemans around?

>browsing on Sup Forums
>wind up on Sup Forums
>find a faggot

lmao

nah just him, coildnt catch tho

also some fox news lady was there. anyone know who she is? i dont watch fox news.

oh yeah, I saw this broadcast. She was bitching about how weebs keep coming to the memorial to catch Haunters.

(Just kidding, I'd do it to if I saw a Haunter)

>be OP
>post on r9k
>get no replies
>why won't anyone notice me!?
>create thread on /b

this game is so fucking hyped by the media. Nintendo pays a lot of money for that!

>be me
>been working on hatching 10k egg all day
>it starts hatching
>fuckingexcited.gif
>IT'S A FUCKING JYNX
>level 996
>fuckyeah.jpg
>spending all my extra jynx candy i got and stardust upgrading it
>not paying attention
>muscle memory kicks in
>i transfer and confirm and delete my 1255 jinx

>having two boards open at the same time

I still need to see a primeape, mankey, or jynx in front of a blm protest. I may shoop one later

>this game literally is a distraction
I love Nintendo but
>this game is literally a distraction from the corruption of your government around you

So many people are going to just let their shitty government put in a shitty person in office to control their life this November and not a single one of you will do anything but sit around and play with your dicks and play this fucking shit

...

Hey man at least you guys don't have shower pidgys........

Their stocks have went up by 25% since its release

He's completely fucking right. Fuck off with your 'just chill out man' bullshit.

Thats the reason we are, where we are. 'Woah man, this guy is nuts for saying that there is corruption! Haha, tin foiler! Lets all just chill out and let ourselves rot away.'

dude that's kinda creepy actually like i'm glad you didn't manage to catch it cause that pokemon might be haunted by an actual ghost

cnn broadcast truck

Are you telling me you wouldn't fuck that pidgey?

Jesus all I wanted to do was shower not be tormented by a damn birb. It's still in there taunting me...

Spoken like a true nigger.

Kek

I don't know whether to congratulate you or not.

Get a load of this samefag

>straightens fedora on head
>pushes up glasses
Actually, it would be a 34% increase if you've been following it since last week
>tips fedora and waits patiently to sell share of stock

>the picture I use determines what colour I am

What are you, casual? I have at least 6 at any one time open.

OP?

im the one who took the pic