What's the best country on this map?

What's the best country on this map?

Economy? Chile
Landscapes? Argentina
Hotness? Colombia/Brazil
Safety? Falklands
History? Peru
Funny hats? Bolivia

France.

France

brazil is pretty big country

None. Shitholes

Falkland Isles/France

Which country offers the best combination of your parameters (leave out the funny hats though)

GIVE BOLIVIA A COASTLINE RIGHT NOW

the uk

Mmm chile has everything but hotness and history. Argentina has everything but safety and economy. So id say uruguay has a little bit of everything.

Really makes me think..

Argentina isn't safe?

No, here Amerindians (99% of the argie population so make maths, you're pretty fucked want it or not) will steal your backpack at gunpoint and conficaste your belongings.

No

Compared to brazil or venezuela it is, but all big cities have crime (mostly petty theft)

4U

Well so that isn't any different from several states and countries in the US and Europe. But it's not that you're running the risk of being kidnapped or cut into pieces by violent cartels or favelaniggers, right?

ARGENTINA

Why not?
kek checked

Argentina 2bh
The most civilized country on that savage continent

No, his neighbours must finish what they started

nice meme
no where is safe believe me

I like ALL of them!

(except bolivia, suriname and guyana)

>But it's not that you're running the risk of being kidnapped or cut into pieces by violent cartels or favelaniggers, right?

that is a colombian/mexican/favelan thing

Shut the fuck up. You have to go back to Bolivia

Nice

South America is good enough as long as you stay inside the glorious blue circle.

like my grandpa said once
"You should know, the chaco... is no good to this world"

Its the safest area though. My dad went to Argentina when he was in college because his best friend was the Son of a rich Cattle rancher and he said it was nice if you stayed away from the poor areas.

Ecuador desu.

it's far from being the safest country, according to any stat.

27

Chile or Argentina

HDI-wise, Chile is the highest ranked.

Yet it is still inferior to most Euoprean and Asian countries.

Isn't Costa Rica the safest of all of these?

>Costa Rica
the only one that's under semi-control of the USA

no.

even Nicaragua is safer.

Yo este año cumplo 30.

Argentina has a higher HDI but HDI is a meme anyways.

>hdi is a meme
It's actually being used by the UN,
hence quite accurate.

seras 27 de por vida

it's shit, it's just useful because it's inclusive (all countries are represented) but the data is outdated and inaccurate.

Yo no soy el imbécil de Jamundí y no entiendo tu imbécil humor de /lat/ porque nunca entro a esa mierda de hilo.

>UN
kek
>that flag
makes sense

GDP/PPP per capita is a better indicator of a nations well being though