ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

I used to let my younger cousin watch me shower and change.

rip

Lol nice try fbi

Despite having a hot gf I masturbate to porn all day because I'm addicted to it. We are sitting in one room while I jerk off and she doesn't know. Have been doing this for years.

my friends finger tried to car me in the back of my mom

I ruin books by writing in them with marker pens

how old? m/f?

what?

Whenever I go over to a friend's house / apartment I reverse the side their toilet paper hangs from in every restroom of the house IE if they prefer A, I switch it to B, if they prefer B, I switch it to A

I have a secret number I just picked between one and ten

secret: it's 5

what do I win user

Both guys, and started when I was 11 and he was 8. Lasted for about three years. He didn't know I knew though. I remember liking showing off, kek.

I accidentally killed someone, and I got away with it

nice. I shower with my nephews pretty often

My mom use to let me fuck her whenever I wanted because she told me it was normal to do so.

Had a 3year long affair with a married mother of 3. Best fcuk I ever had, tight body, beautifull, so sad she was married

When I read stories people tell about how they were raped/molested I have to immediately fap. I don't want to be raped or rape anyone. I don't actively seek out stories about rape. But if I see something in the news or a thread online I can't help but get really horny. It sucks. I always feel bad afterward because after I cum I always scroll down to read people's horrified comments and realize what I did.

Same here, the oldest is six though. They all just hate clothes so it's pretty common.

My cousin is having a baby on the way and I think it might be mines.

Got molested until I was ten and I haven't told anyone. Only my family knows because of the investigation. I'm 19 now and haven't been intimate with anyone since. No clue if I can even have kids.

I'm sorry user

mine are ages 4, 6, 7,7,9,12

It was prolly my wife. Where was this?

but who was drive??

Tits or GTFO

You!,it was you.
Im fucking find you,you fucking monster!

Amo en secreto a la novia de mi mejor amigo, tengo novia y no entra en mis planes dejarla ni ponerle los cuernos. Estoy jodido.

I feel you dude. I do the same thing. I mean we don't live together so it gives me a lot of free time but I can usually be okay if we do it twice in a day.

i was infantry and tried to kill myself because i was too afraid i would freeze and let someone i cared about die.

to this day i still act like billy badass and constantly tell the people i was kicked out for my bipolar, when in fact i was kicked out because i wasnt allowed to use a weapon- for fear id kill myself.

ive never told anyone this, and on my dd214 i always use the short version to hide it. not even my wife knows.

Been married a long time. Wife won't do BJs or anal anymore :( sucksman

What did he do that you think you can't have kids?

I'm masturbating with my sister's vibrator that I found in her bin, covered in her dried pussy juices

I pretend to be a gay couple with my friend so we can go to nudist beaches and stare at chicks. Beaches here frown upon single guys, so it's not gay :^ )

So I'm not alone? Is this good or bad?

Fag

fag

i mistreated the only woman i ever loved. she only had 1 serious relationship before me (a boyfriend of like 5 years). and despite her being seriously emotionally unstable i still abused her. occasionally her outbursts would anger me so much i would choke her or hold her down until she submitted etc. toward the end of our relationship i frequently helf her on beds, couches, covered her mouth with my hand as i held her against myself....

This guy just fapped

I was young and got raped. I don't know if there is enough damage to prevent future pregnancies. I know it's possible, but I don't know if I want to know.

God damn. That's the kinda lie that can catch up with you bro. Did you ever get deployed?

You're a loser.

I was kicked out at the end of basic because i'm a depressed little anxious bitch and I cried to the chaplain because I realized I couldn't make it in military life. It took a while but they deemed me mentally unstable and unfit for service. I was like a week away from graduating.

That's my secret. I never talk to people about it, and when I have to, I just say I didn't like it and sweet talked my way out.

tits slut

Youre also a loser.

Damn that's rough. I've dated this girl on and off for like 5 years and it's getting to where it's like 5 times a week, maybe more if we drink. I love her but if this is what it's going to be like when we are married then I don't want it.

I know, that's why I'm in the thread.

at least you had the courage to admit you were in over your head.

ACE cards exisit bc most dont speak up.

I have a fetish for sleeping with married men. My hottest memories are sex with a teacher and sex with a friend's dad when I was younger. It's the only type of sex where I can orgasm from the actual sex rather than from rubbing or licking.

fuck off newfag

sure i am a loser. a secret loser. better than a keyboard warrior though.

>projecting this hard
You're a fucking loser and you know it.

just got done fucking my 14yo fuckbuddy a few minutes ago

I masturbate to my aunt frequently and found pictures of her breast on her phone and saved them.

i never actually hit her, but i really didnt treat her well. i have nightmates about it knowing i loved her so much but treated her so badly.

...

That's bitch-made right there. You're the guy that gives
A bad name to other infantry. You probably have gay tall tales that you tell when you're drunk.
I had to get out when I got my ducking foot blown apart by a really small anti personal mine. Wife left me, took my dog, I've tried killing myself. Couldn't do it. Now I teach 9th grade history and assist in JROTC.

i remember you, feeling slutty tonight?

Shot a cat that refused to shut up while in heat with a slingshot and a glass marble. broke one of its ribs kek.

It was finals week.


Still take pride in that shot to this day, over 30 yds at night.

Nobody ever knew it was me.

I cried while reading the story about Ella

i was deployed twice to afganistan and didnt actually care until i hit e4 and became the teamleader. i was in 1/66 mech infantry and when we were moved from hood to carson we converted into light.

secondly, eat a dick.

and no, i dont tell "war stories" i tell people about the time i used the master keycard from battalion to put 20 blow up dolls into the nieghboring nco qaurters.

dump em user

I'm secretly worth 869,456,899 US dollars. It's ok if you dont believe me, thst just means it stays a secret

bump

go on...

I am the bayhaver bucher...

Always, are you a regular?

Want something on steam? I'm the user that always buys

no but i was in the thread

I secretly take pictures of my sister in the shower and masturbate to them

Earlier today I showered with my 9 and 7yo nieces, didnt touch them or anything like that

how old?

I want to be put into a mental hospital for awhile just to experience it.

Don't answer that, the feds are watching

Inheritance? Why would you be so specific about it?

oh boyo, a treat?

I don't know if it was you who bought me Binding of Isaac a year back, to this day one of my most played games, thanks.

feds already know the age already

She's 25. We both live together and I feel guilty every time I do it and delete the pictures, but then take more whenever I get the urge to.

>Brojobs aren't gay

Am 29 and paid my 33 year old married cousin with two kids £5000 for a handjob

don't have steam for the moment but thanks user, think of me next time you feel generous
[email protected]

Couldn't you haggle?

a fucking HANDJOB?

Dude I would have flown across the pond and let you fuck me in the ass for that.

I'm a dude but still.

I got bullied for an entire year in school because I hated applesauce

dump em right away!

Okay, I'm flattered you remember me

I keep wanting to buy overwatch but I literally just changed states and jobs so I'm not even participating in the winter Steam sale

it's not that good. play all the heroes a couple times and then it's just the same 'ol. Like watching fireworks, it's nice but it gets repetitive fast.

classic TF2 was much better.

I've had many wet dreams of getting to watch my boyfriend fuck his trap brother.

She wouldn't suck my dick. Came on her tits also. Like to see how much one of your close relatives would want to do something incestual.

You better fucking show pics of her user, 5000 would buy you two hookers and realgirl doll.

KEK!

See my friends and I are all TF and CS players but they jumped ship to play and they're still doing that and Go since they're NEETs.

Conned a man out of $13k worth of coke, but i don't hide that from too many people

Id rather play video games than spend time with my girlfriend

Wouldn't be a secret anymore if people knew who she was now

show us a picture of her to see if worth it.

i sent the most meaningful, 1 year relationship delving into every spare moment i had into video games. i would wake up at 9am and game until 4pm only because i knew thouse were the house my gf were at school. i did that for a good 8 months. also, my gf was really fucking hot. probly a 9/10

I met a drug dealer through a friend who hired me to work in his house helping him sort and sell his drugs. He basically fed me, payed me, and let me sleep in his house. I set up a breaking and entering and robbed him for about 10-15k worth of drugs.

this is the internet duhhhh...