Can Sup Forums recommend me a martial art that's good for preventing niggers from stealing your shit?

Can Sup Forums recommend me a martial art that's good for preventing niggers from stealing your shit?

Is karate any good?

In b4 guns

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Muay Thai.

smith and wesson

Muay tai,American boxing, Brazilian jiu jitsu

Anything that involves grappling. Eagle Claw is one

a body cam and call the cops. fuck his life bruises don't show well on them

Boxing bro

Not being a lil bitch

found a pic of this warrior

krav maga

Gun fu

this

or boxing

Really almost any martial art will work, you just have to actually "get gud"

Owning a gun.

post a sign on your property
"trespassers will be paternity tested"

Somebody finally posts the honest truth.

What people don't realise is that to "get gud" takes years of hard work no matter what the martial art.

Personally, I'd say Muay Thai.

Literally Krav Maga

Samuel Colt

You know niggers have knives rights?

Best bet has got to be any sort of self defense that involves weapons. Krav Maga has yielded the best results for me.

Or just carry a gun

Just learn to breathe fire. It will scare/confuse any opponent. As they are confuse you kick shin and poke eyes. Then and only then you go for the balls.

bust out that level 9 ratatta

Krav Maga would be what you need, but I guess you'll have to practice for quite some time before you can actually use it without killing yourself.

Everyone who said boxing is retarded.

If a nig is coming at you, it's very difficult to tell if he's just going to club you with his baboon fists, or if the ape actually got his hands on a weapon. If you block a knife attack like a boxer, you're getting poked m8.

Gotta be something like Krav Maga, where moves counter both unarmed and armed attacks the same way

YOU know none of you faggots are ever going to actually learn a martial art and even if you do you'll never put in enough effort to get even good enough to beat a child up with it so stop discussing this shit every fucking day.

Strip and scream. Requires no training unless you're a real buffoon.

Yes Karate is good for fitness, self-confidence and again normal opponents.
You would get problems with boxers, muay thais, krav magas and more.
But it is definitely better than nothing, is a lot of fun (!)...wich depends on the dojo... and it`s better than memes like taekwondo or aikido.

If you just want to be able to defend yourself effective: and pepperspray or gun (depends on your area)

>stop discussing this shit every fucking day.
stop clicking on shit you don't want to see

all this fucking shit about guns.
What would you do if one or more guys attack you, without weapon?! Shoot them? Nice idea...
You can remember how good it was, you had a gun back then, when rotting in a cell.
Sure it`s nice agains an armed opponent but even if he has a knife i would prefere pepperspray. Killing the dude is way to risky

Top five martial arts from Best to Worst,
>Krav Maga
>Jeet-Kune-Do
>Brazilian Ju-Jitsu
>Akido
>Sambo

kids with no clue...

Aikido, hahah, used to practice that. Can get you some shitty movies if you're lucky though.
About Taekwondo (also practiced it, WTF is shit) I've actually seen real life fights where it does work, just like Karate, against normal oponents. Now, against a Thai Boxer... nah, I don't think it would work.

Whatever Jackie Chan does. You're more likely going to be using whatever you're holding at the time. So you need a whole stunt team and film crew and multiple takes.

Krav Maga or Pencak Silat

Fucking sambo hahaha

Sure... you also forgot Kung Fu and Yoga.

No.

This

If we're talking knives, you should also remember that Filipino Martial Arts are a thing. You could also learn HEMA, but walking around with a Claymore is just asking for trouble.

FUCK! Forgor Muay Thai. Rank it below JKD, but above Brazilian.

kyokushinkai karate

Traditional Karate is glorified kickboxing, and Shotokan Karate is basically just a collection of a ~200 moves that you are supposed to memorise and that will never come in useful in a real fight. Tae-Kwon Do is just Shotokan with better kicks. They're probably the best ones to teach to children as a beginner course to martial arts in general, but they're not something that you should take serious as an adut.

Hapkido, it's the Korean branch of Aikido. Basically the nasty version, small circle wrist breaking stuff. Combines a bit of everything though.

steroids, preferably trenbolone + muay thai

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yeah...still better than nothing but with all that hoppedy, hopping.... i fought two taekwondo-ka and both were lying on the floor faster than they could say "foot-swipe".

For Aikido- my father did it in his older years. Good for like...meditation and having coordination. But thats it. Not bad but more like yoga than somethin used for fighting

Let's be real OP isn't likely to leave his basement anytime soon and had nothing valuable anyways, unless a nig wants his cum bottle collection. Actually that's probably the only martial art available to a fat fuck basement dweller. Throw your cum jars at him. Just watch you don't burst a cheeseburger juice filled blood vessel you lazy fuck. If you ever did anything but play free MMO's, you'd know what class to take already.

you have to do self defense and not a sport. karate, kung fu, judo, boxing, muay thai, thai boxing, french boxing, and so on are sports, so you will never learn the best and most efficient techniques.
jiu jitsu (brazilian is a sport too) and krav maga are the way to go. if you have angood trainer he will tell you what each technique does to the enemy's body and if it's lethal if applied properly.
havent tried aikido or ninjutsu, but those seem decent to a degree, too.

but let's be real, anything that a hyperviolent secret agency learns has to be very good. so krav maga and that other thing that russians learn (command sambo or something, i've only ever heard russians with strong accents talk about it)

Try wing chun. Fast minimal moves to direct opponents hits against himself. Also really good for self defense

Systema?

kyokushinkai karate rocks hard

I like Hapkido. Never done it but the dudes (and girls) doing it some towns away from mine were pretty fucking tough

Also think the SKorean military/special forces use this.

Yeah, it's pretty good for relaxation and just having something to do.

wing chun is meme tier. It was a respectable martial art when it had one leader. But today? More scamers and 'masters' and subforms than there are subforms of metal music

krav maga

remember posters he wants to use this against gangsta niggas not jet li

>Not realising that Wing Chun was rendered completely defunct by Bruce Lee, when he took all the worthwhile elements of it, and added boxing, fencing, and Judo techniques.

this is a very good advice. dont do any "sports", doesnt matter how "good" they look. even as a professional athlete you're pretty much fucked against anybody that even just wields a good knife and has minimal skill at using it. to get rid of niggers trying to mug you you cant let rules of your martial art obstruct you. as a boxer you have no idea on how to kick. as a muay thai guy you have no idea what happens in close quarters, as in when the nigger grapples you. you are fucked as an mma fighter if your opponent is fit and does ju jutsu. with most martial arts you are fucked if somebody grapples you from behind.

Cop Fu

heck if you're fast and accurate you can drop em before they touch you

Kajukenbo maybe, I don't really know a lot about this one, but it could be a pretty good option, up there with Krav Maga.
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I've done martial arts for 12 years
Nothing works better than a gun. Nowadays the way is meant to teach you discipline. Sure you might be better at fist fighting but Karate's golden rule is the path of least resistance. (Like shooting a mugger in the throat)

your father did senior aikido or something, aikido by itself, taught to youngsters is quite efficient and deals with a variety of self defense situations and weapons.
after all, steven seagal did aikido and his movies, if slightly overdone, still only feature actual aikido moves. there is a reason why he looks like an untouchable god in his movies.

OP might live in a place where guns, (or at least handguns) are illegal. Granted, illegal doesn't necessarily mean unobtainable, but trying to buy, and keep a gun clandestinely is often more trouble than it's worth.

Yeah, and the reason is: it's a movie.

Karate?
The Dane Cook of martial arts?

He has it written into all of his contracts that he not only can't lose a fight, but also can never be shown to be at a low point. The cunt has a serious ego on him.

Yes there is a reason. Because it`s all staged.
Aikido is effective against an opponend, that is told how to attack you.

And yes- my father was in a slow dojo.
But that doesn`t change the fact that aikido is not very usefull. I even talked to people that have done it for years and even they said it would be usefull after MANY years of training, against untrained opponents or other aikidos.
Half a year of boxing or Kick-Boxing will bring you further in self-defense than 5-10 years of aikido.

And again...fucking steven seagull? You serious?

dude you have no fucking idea what a gun is like in a fight. (probably) a gun can only shoot in one direction and can run out of ammo, can jam etc. a knife can cut all the time and for the whole fight and it can cut in 2 dimensions in comparison to one dimension of a bullet shot by a gun.
i am not saying guns suck or that a knife will alwayd beat a gun, but solely relying on guns will not always work. if you get grappled by a nigger from behind you usually cant access your gun and you're pretty much fucked.
you really should learn some techniques for close quarters, because some fights can not be solved by guns.

ps: hostage situations come to mind, also if you want to break up a fight, especially if one or more friends are involved and even more so if at least one of the bad guys is on drugs or just plain furious, a gun wont solve shit. but applying proper techniques to any of the people and even just training to be in such situation can do wonders

yep. Those funny guys, fighting bare knuckle against each other. One of the hardest trained martial artists in the world. About as funny as dane cook
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>nothing works better than a gun
No shit sherlock. But how many situations are there, where you can legally and WANT to risk, killing the guy?
I hate idiots like you in these threads.
If you don`t live in fucking somalia you can`t just shoot every fucker in the throat. The real world does not work like your video games, kid.
I hope for you that you will never have to learn this lesson in real life

u srs? steven seagal? you made aikido look very dumb.

anyway, the people that think aikido sucks should just look up some vids on it on youtube. it's not the best but way better than karate or some other shit. aikido will win you a couple fights with niggers, boxing wont. ever.

also a martial art only being able to be of any use after years of training is true for most. you cant tell me that a single year of fucking muay thai or some shit will win you fights. no martial art is able to do that.
time and stubbornness are the only things that help you in martial arts training.

I...might not have gotten it, because i don`t know who dane cook is? I only know hes a comedian.

So what was the joke, if not to mock karate, being like a bad comedian?

It's a quote from the show Archer.

>still doesn't explain the joke

Go for Krav Maga/Muay Thai

first video i found. 3 million views
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>'Here...let me tell you how to position yourself...okay...now take me here...yes, right...okay and noooow- BAM! You`re done'
Yep...thats about how fight work in the real world.
Not a slight of a chance against karate and boxing

You have better chances of winning a fight after a year of Muay Thai, Kickboxing, or just boxing, than after a year of Aikido, that's for fucking sure. Aikido's not even a complete excercise, you wouldn't last a second in a fight.

Another reason why i would not get it. Never watched the archer.
But my question still stands, as the other user pointed out ()

The joke relies on both context, and an understanding of Archer's personality, here it's only funny as a reference. If you want to get it, watch the show.

What I said here:

karate is gay as fuck and won't help you shit against a street fighting monkey.
Go train sambo so you can throw them, control them and break their arm and go train some boxing/kickboxing so you can protect your head from their cancerous 100% punching "techniques"

This Not a chance against any martial art that has some kind of sparring.

It's season 1, episode 2
Watch it, it's hilarious.

Hell, here's a link:
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gay as fuck...
watch this.
Karate =/= Karate
Between shotokan and kyukushinkai are about as many differences than between the missionary position in the dark you do with your fat girlfriend and a porn video with a ripped guy banging 5 models

uuh....nah thank you. I would rather continue to not get the joke. maybe someday. but not atm

Kyokushin Karate is really good.
youtube.com/watch?v=Uf0yOgTUdQw

do some Judo with some boxing crosstraining.
Judo is fucking brutal and nothing feels more satisfying to fucking throw a nigga on his back.

Really only kick boxing, boxing and muay thai. Judo and krav maga get honourable mentions though.

The reason being those martial arts you actually spar opponents. You don't just learn techniques but you get experience against an opponent.

>little brother has my legs pinned
>she's pinning her own legs

may be a little too much for a beginner huh?
Here in germany, most kyokushinkai-dojos/gyms won`t even allow (or at least recommend) beginners and people with less than many years of other matial arts training to join

Krawg McGraw or however the fuck it's spelt

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I see a lot of people sugguesting Krav Maga, but I garantee that they have never actually done Krav Maga themselves.

There is a reason KM is not a sport (and therefor, not practiced) because its just some soccor mom-tier fast food self defence dished out at Mc'Dojo's. As I said, its okay for women and people who just wanna learn a couple of move to help them in the odd situation where they might need to defend themselves, but if you want to spend time actually learning how to fight and engage enemies in a realistic and adult manner, spend your valuable time learning an actual martial art.

People who bag out martial arts as being impractical are idiots. Wtf do you think people do who participate in UFC? its not fkn bullshit like Krav Maga. Someone who has experience with any martial art, will beat down anyone that has no experience at all.

i already watched it and it is gay as fuck. Like somebody on the street is gonna stand there and perform perfect straight punches while standing at one place.

people don't get that aikido is a sword art, not a street fight martial art. these techniques are useful if you and your enemy are in full armor, have knives and swords, and there are other enemy nearby.

it makes it so that attacks are large flowing swings, you don't want to go to the ground in fear of getting stabbed to death by enemies, and you can't hit him because he's clad in iron.

if you want street fight, aikido is a bit outdated for that.

Thats part of the rules on the turnaments. As well as not punching the head. You really thinkt those guys are not fast and agile enough to fight a moving opponent? I would so fucking love to see you, telling a kyukushinkai that his sport is gay as fuck.
You wouldn`t stand after even one punch of those guys and even if you would you couldn`t hurt them because they are trained to be kicked punched bareknucke a few hundred times per training session by spar-partners with very very powerfull fists.

Do muay thai with some BJJ. My cousin has been doing those two for ~10 years now. He lives in the shitty part of town and has been approached many times and only lost 1 fight. He was stabbed by a third person joining the fight.

Forgot to mention he has also been boxing since four and is now twenty-eight.

makes perfect sense.
Then why did you say:
>way better than karate or some other shit
>aikido will win you a couple fights with niggers, boxing wont. ever.

Also OPs question was:
>Can Sup Forums recommend me a martial art that's good for preventing niggers from stealing your shit?

So what would Aikido have to do here???
I don`t think it`s bad as a sport or meditation and coordination training but it`s not even near to be called usefull in a fight (in todays times, that is...)

Haha. Thats a nice compairson. You could just tell him to join the KGB about 10 years ago.

But youre not wrong. muay thai and bjj for 10 years and 20 years of boxing...you brother must be a lethal weapon.
Is he a professional or does he have a normal job?