I just bought a butt plug it arrives July 19th wat do Sup Forums?

I just bought a butt plug it arrives July 19th wat do Sup Forums?

Sharpie in pooper
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swallow it

Wait for it

Did you buy lube?

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I liked the look of those pretty things but they're very small. I just bought this thing.

No ;-;

Go buy some lube lmao. Can buy it anywhere

dubs decide

damn, i say you gift it to your grandma

just use spit as a lube btw. that thing's small enough to suck and gob all over.

Nice dubs XD

fuck

Lol Winrar

Hair conditioner is good lube for everything. Don't use shampoo though. That burns everything instead.

That was quick.

Wait for it to arrive and shove it in your ass.

Nice thinking

I disagree. Lube is much nicer than conditioner... Just buy some real lube. Person selling it wont know what it's for or care. Theyll think you're being a boss and getting some ass if anything.

Ya or I can harvest my grams bone marrow for lube

Or...oooor....buy lube

That sounds better. Yeah do that instead

start eating apples

Ya I think the texture would just be spot on.

Why?

You know you can get high from putting an apple in your ass because it contains THC XD

Pop it up your gram and use her as lube.

XD Ram it in and out of her until she bleeds and use the blood for lube

so your turds get the fiber they need to slide right out and then you have a cleaner but with less shit on your toy. gay much?

Lol what? Is this troll or???

No that's actually true u can google it or something

prepare your anus ?

theres little thc in them, doubt it would get you high.

Omfg this is the best news ive heard in a while. Time to fuck myself with apples

Awwee so i need to smoke weed with an apple in my ass if i want to get high while fucking myself with apples?

XD that would definitely be a feat

>almost trips

do be so kind as to tell us how you like them apples

Check 'em

And OP, you should wait patiently untill ot arrives.

When i was a kid (like 14) i tried to fit an apple in my ass. Didnt quite fit. 24 now with much more experience plus i can buy smaller apples. If it actually gets me high that would be amazing.

Or...or ambush the factory packaging them take 9 employees hostage then kill the rest and their children?

And you could eat it afterwards XD

Kek. I did fit a cucumber in my ass when i was a kid. With a condom on it. Washed it and put it back in the fridge. My mom put it in a salad...

Apples in ass can get you high, what a time to be alive!

seriously somebody try this and let us know pls

Omfg XD you should have like thrown it in the outside trash or something (or fed it to babies)

I will definitely do it at some point. Not soon enough to put in this thread though. Ill post in a couple days or something once i do it whether or not it works

just bump it a fuck ton if it dies because I want to see it

Thread probably wont survive if it ends up being "tried putting apples in my ass to get high cause thc in them - it didnt work" so hopefully it works lol

>apple in pooper maymayee?

>wat do
You put it in your butt you fucking retard.

Found this. Says 5 apples to get high lol

XD well fuck that will be a challenge but not impossible

give it your mom for birthday

I dont think you need to insert them all at once XD. Just pop em in for 2 mins each i would guess. Haha idk.

Or idea: slice the skin off since thats where is says thc is and put all five in ass that way, then proced to make pies with peeled apples

lol i don't know if it would get released if you did that though

get a real life

>newfag detected

Need longer time?
Or are you talking about peeling them? Peeling them seems optimal to me because it should increase surface area if im not mistaken

Probably a mix of both because it did say you couldnt cut them because the heat fucks it or something

Ahhhh i need to read more carefully. I just skimmed it! Thanks. I'll insert them whole.

Jesus rest in anal distress XD

Apples not that bad. You've seen fisting before?

Ya I've also seen those porn videos where amputees stick their whole stumps in each other's asses.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away ...
5 apples day ( in the rectum) put you in clinic for days....

so no worries.. just do it.. but please take picures and post here

I think you'd put them in 1 at a time

this one?

Omfg I've never seen that. But i have seen dudes with stump cocks cumming

Who are you calling a newfag, newfag. I've been here since the start of summer, i've seen every rekt, trap and ylyl thread there is too see. Rekt is nothing to me, I eat CP for breakfast and you cry about it, yeah, thats right friendo, I know everything about CP now, you're lucky i'm behind a computer or i'd beat your ass from what I learned in /fit/, looks like i'll just have to hack the shit out of you then pussy. Me a newfag? I'm almost an oldfag and you are just a piece of shit wonna be. I'm gonna doxx you so hard kid, i'll find out where you live in 2.5 seconds and fuck your mom while you're downstairs in the basement eating chicken tendies and getting fatter and fatter, fatty. You're gonna regret saying that, pussy, I have seen screenshots of all the classic threads on Sup Forums, you don't even know son.

>wat do Sup Forums?

Prepare your anus.

i feel like that's copy pasta
>the start of the summer

Ya those are fucking disgusting

thats bullshit.. there is not THC in apples...

the only thing what makes you "hight" is the endorphin liberate by your brain to compence the pain... like in BDSM practice or Sport

souce on dat pic

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My ass is stretched out a bit... Not going to be painful for me with a smaller apple.

wait till the 19th then use butt plug

There is m8

Good plan

How the fuck has this thread survived so long XD

Turned into a stoner thread about getting high off anal play with apples

>dubs

Thats like all of the internet combined without the nigger jokes

i hope somebody screencapt it...

ask your mom for permission to use it

you prostata massage too?

Where from and how much?

I'm a gay bottom. Have taken some big boys.

It was on Amazon for like 7$ u want link?

>nigger dick

Are buttplugs showing up in amazon ads in your email and websites now?

Maybe for you because thats how ad companies track people lol

Just use AD-Block and Blur to stop dat

I bought this one, you are going to have a bad time. it isn't really clear but theres a point, at the end its not fully rounded. It will stab your insides and your ass will bleed from it.

Lol have had a black dude once, he was avg size. Biggest dick ive taken was a white high school teacher. 9 inch thick as hell.

Nice XD

stick it up your ass, faggot.

Was it your teacher?

No, just a dude i met on a gay hookup site. Was pretty cool. He warned me about one of his students who was underage and on the site.

O shit XD personally I'm not gay but that still sounds pretty good lol

...

lol wat?
the are soft and smooth , perfectly safe... i have them in 3 different size to play with when i had some women over ... the love them

and metal is easy to clean and better then silicon

XD fuck

Yeah, i live a couple hours away from him so i dont see him very much, he sends me messages pretty often cause he likes how i suck cock and stuff. Most guys have trouble with a dick that big etc.