Go aheads Sup Forumsfags

Go aheads Sup Forumsfags

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make another one of these shit-ass threads

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finally find out what masturbation feels like with a vagina

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Fuck off OP

Break in my new vagina and start using it to make money.

Quit job, become gaming streamer and facecam tits for "donations"

Smoke Meth

Get free drinks.

claim i was raped and make a random dude go to jail and pay me big bucks

kek

Sucking off as many cock as I can.

Stay half-asleep with a pillow snuggled up against my new breasts.

Have my ex-gf fuck me hard with a strapon.
fuck yeah!!

Rape my husband.

Enslave a man with my tits and never work a day in my life

But user, we all know you're already doing that.

take a piss

Masterbate

Unfortunately I'm not. My gf won't let me :(

Test the new machinery while trying to keep it quiet.

good girl

Go whore myself out for a day or two so I can buy a GTX 1080

sure "girl" "friend"

Roll over and have lesbian sex with my girlfriend.

Trips checkd

Suck so much fucking cock.
Get cum all over my face, it turns me on so.
Just dick, all day.

"what"
"are"
"you"
"doing"

Cry with joy as it's practically the only thing I've needed ;-; fucking transgenderism ;-;

Masturbate
I've always wondered what a female orgasm feels like. Looks like it feels pretty good.

Second that.
Also finally being dominated properly.

I would probably walk in the street, get stare raped and complain about it on the internet

Nah, they fake it. I've seen a girl masturbate on cam thinking she was alone and she almost looked bored.

Fuck, I'll shove anything up my pussy if that were the case
Fist, dumbbell bar, old trophies, anything
I'd use and abuse that pussy

Shove a 40 pound dumbbell up there and do squats

Instantaneously increase my chances of getting hired in my industry (video game design) by about 4500%, assuming how attractive I am doesn't change. Plenty of competent designers with degrees. A competent designer with a degree who is a HOT GRILL? Fucking instant 50k+/y job straight outta university.

play with tits

easy
make porn videos maturbating myself
go to all public bathrooms and change rooms from pools and others (of course with my spy camera)
later try to do "lesbian" porn with my girlfriend (saying her it was me or raping her; recording all)
and i think that's all

oh i forgott
later i can make money selling the videos
and that day i probably try to do something ilegal
because nobody is going to recognise me later

Probably just be really confused about the whole situation, eat a ton of deserts, become fat.

wow i didn't know there was 1 girl that represented the whole fucking female department

masturbate all day in a locker room.

register on twitch.tv

Get really fat

Should be something different from what you do now.

Why wait?

...

I'd say to myself : " Damn, that shit posting 9fag fag saw it coming. "

for real though why doesn't every single roastie do this?

Fap

I've always been really into spanking women, so maybe I'd try it from the other side. Find a guy to pin me over his lap and spank me until I kicked and screamed.

Damn Sup Forums, you guys would make for some really shitty girls.

autistic trap lovers don't make good bitches.

Find the first poor bastard that will fuck me, and then arrest him for child support for the next 18 fucking years. Then scream muh feminism when people have a problem with it.

Use my vag for evil

Do i lesbian tho
??

Masturbate and get depressed upon realizing that if I turned into a female, I've probably got an inferior, woman's brain too.

Me too, who the fuck are all these faggots with giant ass bladders

Serena Williams.

She got crazy titties and a big ole balloon.

well I imagine I'd pretty much be me but with a vagina and tits.

The only thing I would do that I currently can't do legally is showering with other girls at the pool.

I don't like dick, and I get enough sex currently that I don't think vag would improve it.

Actually I think having a vag might make it more difficult to find girls to fuck.... the only plus is that men are easy to manipulate if you let them think they can tap that.

>I don't like dick
too late. You a bitch nigger.

Take several hours to get "ready" then sit at home all day browsing tumblr and pintrest.

Cry because women make less money than men.

Well if I have to be a nigger, then your bike can be mine.

Also I'm the kind of asshole that if I was a girl, I'd flirt with you really hard, then tell you that you were like my best friend and dating you would be weird.

Maybe you'd buy me ice cream or something, I dunno

Not when it comes to prostitution

>Well if I have to be a nigger, then your bike can be mine.
If your not a nigger, you can't steal my bike.

Ever heard of Bill Clinton?

No, what movies were he in?

Suicide.... don't want to be girl.

Dress up in cute clothes and cosplay, post pics, make a living off streaming.

Such good bait!

masturbate

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some like it hawt

not liek now.

Being a nigger is like playing as a khajiit. You don't 'have' to steal shit, but the guards are going to blame you anyways and the jarls aren't going to let you into their towns.

Fucking racial bonus's though... Khajiit got them

too late

wear skimpy clothes and stream league of legends or overwatch or hearthstone for donations

...

My gf won't let me.

Contact Adam Sandler and make a movie

fuck that... I lived with many ex-gfs

girls have to go through a lot of shit, just to goto the FUCKING store.
When I can just brush my teeth, put on shorts, up to date shirt, a matching hat and go

my ancestors... were house cats

this is what furry porn leads to

realistically id probably spend the whole first day trying on cute clothes and then find someone to fuck me

>>>>niggers don't have to steal.

Fuck all my male friends.
Partly because it's a responsibility to your bros.
Partly because I like making them feel uncomfortable.

underraped

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I cant, I am no delusional liar.

try lesbian sex with wife
lots of penetration