Hey femanons what is the sexiest way to tell a girl that you want to go down on her?

Hey femanons what is the sexiest way to tell a girl that you want to go down on her?

Not making pencil art you fucking cuck.

"I could give you the ol lickeroo"

>femanons

wow, just wow. kindly fuck off

Shelia

This

>looking for girls
>comes to Sup Forums

>implying that isn't the coolest shit you've ever seen

I made it with my tongue *winks*

Show me where you bleed from and I'll lap it up.

"How about I tongue-strum the ol' clit-ar?"

IMA GONNA BARF YO PINK SNAIL FULLO BABYSLIME YA F'KING WHORE!!

>works everytime

"Why don't you just lay back, I need to take care of something."

>have a straight face
>look her dead in the eyes
>"I want to wear you around my head, like the crown that you are"
>prepare for a waterfall

just do it

>gf is crown

wat I don't get it

Wanna play rockin chair on my face

I want to wear you like a feed bad all day while walking around the house, gurl.

...

Smother me with your filthy clamshell

Go get the butter and call me fido

> Unzip penis
> "It ain't gonna suck itself."

>unzip penis
wtf user

>I finna eatcho' pussy

just give me a taste ill pay you

OK Sup Forums thanks for the help I'm just going to say these one after another until she either takes of her panties or leaves.

I want to taste you. Very simple.

/thread

Start going down on her.

Let me kiss your lips while you thighs warm my ears

tell us how it goes

When she wraps her legs around your head it looks as if she were a crown...summerfags

I really fancy a kebab for dinner.

"I want to please you. Orally.". And when she takes off her panties "What the fuck, I thought you had a dick!"
Serious answer: just start going lower as you kiss her. Neck>chest>tits>tummy>pussy. As slowly as possible. She's not going to stop you
>implying you've ever kissed her before
Still, women need warmup.

"Allow me to perform cunnilingus on you."

Sheila, you non-Strayan poofta

Holy shit this is the most autistic thing I've ever read.

I hope I get applesauce for lunch

Lemme nuzzle your puzzle

"I'm hungry for a pussy sandwich"

I want to speak French between your legs.

Or

I want to use your thighs as earwarmers.