Go to see Civil War

>go to see Civil War
>Marvel logo comes on screen, people start violently clapping

What a time to be alive

I do not care

When has there ever been such a great movie series?

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>goes to see civil war
>thinks his opinions have merit

What a time to be alive

>Americans

worst timeline

Perfect example of apathy in action
>muh Black Panther was awesome because his helmet looked rad!

I was surprised to see people actually laughing histerically at the godawful humor.
Not even American, must be a drag to go to the movies there.

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>internationalcucks

>Go to see BvS

>DC logo comes on screen, gentlemen and ladies nod briefly and respectfully at one another

>go to Sup Forums
>see dumb frogposter

What a time to be alive

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Whats behind the question mark?

>Go see X-Men: Apocalypse

>Directed by Brian Singer credit comes on screen, i'm getting my dick sucked by some dude wtf

butthurt samefag

not today frogman

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I like this post, not all frogs are dumb.

Babbys first shop?

Damn, you got me

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say that to my face 1v1

takes one..... TO KNOW ONE!

dumb frog poster

>get dragged to capeshit movie
>people laughing at stupid jokes
>clapping and yelling "yeah" during fight scenes
>feel like I'm in bizarro world where people are conditioned to like the taste of shit
>friends ask what I thought of it
>"It was amazing dude!" highfive.jpeg
>die inside

Two can play at this game

Can everyone who heard clapping and hollering tell me where they're from because im 99% they're all american

found the cuck

>go to see the room

>spoons flying everywhere, start to lose it

>REEEEE

>they cant even hear me over the laughter

You're a very weak man

I'm Australian and people clapped at my screening. Only at the end though.

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>Go to see a good man

>Suddenly, my birthday's gone and i-i'm actually just home alone

I saw it too. Got to talk to tommy for a bit, talked to a midget, drank liquor in the movie theater bathroom

someone check my digits please

>watch Sup Forums: the animated series
>its a "pepe and wojac go back in time and shitpost in real life historical events" episode

Same, buddy. Soft hands, no?

Be thankful you didn't get shot, fucking americuck.

>Want Marvel movies since I was a wee lad
>First few minus Iron Man 2 and Thor are all I wanted
>Movies start affecting the comics and make them ever shittier
>Movies start adapting stories writing like 5-10 years ago
>Movies based on older stories fuck up every element for muh humor
>Every movie gets the same le quirky tone
>Movies become so obsessed with superheroes fighting that even the idea of the Serpent Society was a joke
>Every villain is there for like 5 minutes for more jokes and superheroes fighting eachother

I didn't want this. I didn't ask for this. Take it back, please.

You are why the cancer spread.

found the starving african

Yea we earned our right to clap, who the fuck are you?

>martin luther nailing list of grievances to chapel door
>real historical event

this is the most autistic movie thread ever made

What does he mean by this?