how does a garbage reality tv can produce this kind of tweets?
it was cold blooded!
how does a garbage reality tv can produce this kind of tweets?
it was cold blooded!
Isn't this the one that was a coalburner? Fuck her.
can you imagine having someone just clean your cum?
also. i always thought it was all for show. and no one was having sex with him
Hef is a fucking legend. Good for him.
She fucked a nigger, literally human trash
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reminder that bridget is superior
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What the fuck is the context of this tweet?
uproxx.com
holly saying she is "living in fear"
Kendra was always the best girl, but I dropped her once I found out her tits were fake
>he has never had a woman clean up with her mouth
You're A DC fan aren't you
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>Simpsons meme
1. dude ESL
2.-yes i have.
3.- having a girl whose single job is cleaning your dick
1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hef>>>>>>>
Ech, she was a fatty
>also. i always thought it was all for show. and no one was having sex with him
lmao @ ur naivety
Am I just a fucking autist for not understanding what the fuck she means?
>he doesn't have a girl whose single job is cleaning dick
that's a good thing friend
Nigga he's 89 years old. There's a point where a man's dick just gives up.
Imagine her and hef fucking
I think shes implying that Hef fucked the other girls and her job was to get him hard again and clean the cum off his dick
Viagra, not that the Hefster needed it.
Ha!
I guess I don't understand sex especially not with multiple partners where one "cleans you up" ? I thought you were just supposed to do that on your own.
I'd also fuck Hef for that kind of money if you catch my drift;)
there is humilliation involved. sucking the cum of a dick mixed with the pussy juice of the other girls
What a bitch. I only watched for Holly and Bridget.
Indeed.
>I thought you were just supposed to do that on your own.
>Implying Hugh Hefner ever did anything on his own
I'm sure Holly is a decent person and I'm glad she's got a family now but I could never be with a girl who was someone's trophy wife and cumbucket.
Bridget > Holly > > > > > > the backwoods of hicksville USA: Kendra
>DCuck
except for yer mum of course
I thought they got along.
Also I thought they died 8 years ago when I realized free porn on the internet is so much better than watching hot girls on Sup Forums.
her sextape was alright
He is a talentless, useless faggot that got lucky to be there at the right time in the right place. He is the Notch of sex.
He is the legend of jackshit, but you are right, good for him.
>girls
>getting along
this guy gets it
What a dopey fucking guy though.
yeah but the dick bouncing game on kendra was pretty great
>He is the Notch of sex.
Ah, a neckbeard, surprise
I bet Kendra is a Trump supporter
i can see that
Because she fucks niggers? I don't see it.
Thinking about this just makes me frustrated that I am so sexually inexperienced.
Because she's a trashy bitch.
Why is any of this surprising?
She's uneducated white trash, his base
no. because she is a hillbilly
It's because she's borderline retarded, see
Is San Diego a very hilly place?
could be
bitch it might be
Samefag
not really
Holly was best girl, tho.
her face was meh
But her and Bridget were pretty entertaining. I can't say the same for Kendra.
Hey Richie, why did you do Bobby Lupo?
bridget was cool, yeah
>she got cucked by a tranny
>fake tits
>cuck
>tranny
so edgy and current!
>Current
But.. he didn't mention the current year..
mutual hand jobs? lame
>bullcuck
>Playboy doesn't even have centerfolds anymore
>The website is now just a generic pop culture news generator
Fate worse than death.
Yes and no. It sucks to not build a lasting empire, but there's got to be some satisfaction in knowing it was all you, no one else could keep it going past your time.
Some of the Playmates thought it was all for show, too, and were shocked when they found out they were expected to have sex with Hef.
Some of the Playmates have said he takes viagra and called his erection 'fake.'
kendra said that Hef had "orgies" but the girls only faked it, and bounced on his dick, just to get that shit over with
twitter.com
wow her husband is a twitch streamer. not sure if cool or sad
Sounds about right.
>shitskin
>no job. sits at home and plays video games and begging for 2.00$ donations
sounds about right