how does a garbage reality tv can produce this kind of tweets?
it was cold blooded!
Girls next door
John Jones
David Lewis
Isn't this the one that was a coalburner? Fuck her.
Samuel Young
can you imagine having someone just clean your cum?
also. i always thought it was all for show. and no one was having sex with him
Lincoln Cook
Hef is a fucking legend. Good for him.
Cameron Diaz
She fucked a nigger, literally human trash
Levi Rogers
...
Charles Thompson
...
Leo Jackson
...
Nathaniel Murphy
reminder that bridget is superior
Cameron Fisher
...
Zachary Thomas
What the fuck is the context of this tweet?
Lincoln Scott
uproxx.com
holly saying she is "living in fear"
Henry Thompson
Kendra was always the best girl, but I dropped her once I found out her tits were fake
Liam Lopez
>he has never had a woman clean up with her mouth
You're A DC fan aren't you
Jace Edwards
...
Lucas Hughes
>Simpsons meme
Bentley Rivera
1. dude ESL
2.-yes i have.
3.- having a girl whose single job is cleaning your dick
Hunter Bennett
1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hef>>>>>>>
Jackson Murphy
Ech, she was a fatty
Elijah Bell
>also. i always thought it was all for show. and no one was having sex with him
lmao @ ur naivety
Gabriel Wood
Am I just a fucking autist for not understanding what the fuck she means?
Eli Phillips
>he doesn't have a girl whose single job is cleaning dick
Xavier Harris
that's a good thing friend
Lincoln King
Nigga he's 89 years old. There's a point where a man's dick just gives up.
Benjamin Clark
Imagine her and hef fucking
Nicholas Butler
I think shes implying that Hef fucked the other girls and her job was to get him hard again and clean the cum off his dick
Sebastian Lewis
Viagra, not that the Hefster needed it.
Ha!
Logan Ward
I guess I don't understand sex especially not with multiple partners where one "cleans you up" ? I thought you were just supposed to do that on your own.
Logan Stewart
I'd also fuck Hef for that kind of money if you catch my drift;)
Aaron Ramirez
there is humilliation involved. sucking the cum of a dick mixed with the pussy juice of the other girls
Aaron Anderson
What a bitch. I only watched for Holly and Bridget.
Indeed.
Tyler Gonzalez
>I thought you were just supposed to do that on your own.
>Implying Hugh Hefner ever did anything on his own
William Reyes
I'm sure Holly is a decent person and I'm glad she's got a family now but I could never be with a girl who was someone's trophy wife and cumbucket.
Lincoln Scott
Bridget > Holly > > > > > > the backwoods of hicksville USA: Kendra
Logan Garcia
>DCuck
Hunter Bailey
except for yer mum of course
Anthony Hughes
I thought they got along.
Also I thought they died 8 years ago when I realized free porn on the internet is so much better than watching hot girls on Sup Forums.
Charles James
her sextape was alright
Jack Gray
He is a talentless, useless faggot that got lucky to be there at the right time in the right place. He is the Notch of sex.
He is the legend of jackshit, but you are right, good for him.
Nathaniel Diaz
>girls
>getting along
David Gonzalez
this guy gets it
Daniel Evans
What a dopey fucking guy though.
Ryan Thomas
yeah but the dick bouncing game on kendra was pretty great
Jason Price
>He is the Notch of sex.
Ah, a neckbeard, surprise
Jaxson Rogers
I bet Kendra is a Trump supporter
Isaac Brooks
i can see that
Christopher Williams
Because she fucks niggers? I don't see it.
Cooper Allen
Thinking about this just makes me frustrated that I am so sexually inexperienced.
Samuel Cooper
Because she's a trashy bitch.
Brayden Lewis
Why is any of this surprising?
Luis Reed
She's uneducated white trash, his base
Joshua Powell
no. because she is a hillbilly
Colton Martin
It's because she's borderline retarded, see
Blake Murphy
Is San Diego a very hilly place?
Luke Morgan
could be
Jackson Jenkins
bitch it might be
Jonathan Johnson
Samefag
Nolan Adams
not really
Elijah Parker
Holly was best girl, tho.
Charles Taylor
her face was meh
Justin Garcia
But her and Bridget were pretty entertaining. I can't say the same for Kendra.
Brody Jenkins
Hey Richie, why did you do Bobby Lupo?
Adam Martin
bridget was cool, yeah
Robert Brooks
>she got cucked by a tranny
Sebastian Howard
>fake tits
Jace Flores
>cuck
>tranny
so edgy and current!
Owen Jenkins
>Current
But.. he didn't mention the current year..
Bentley Nguyen
Jaxon Ortiz
mutual hand jobs? lame
William Wright
>bullcuck
Ian Green
>Playboy doesn't even have centerfolds anymore
>The website is now just a generic pop culture news generator
Fate worse than death.
Jaxon Ross
Yes and no. It sucks to not build a lasting empire, but there's got to be some satisfaction in knowing it was all you, no one else could keep it going past your time.
Caleb Barnes
Some of the Playmates thought it was all for show, too, and were shocked when they found out they were expected to have sex with Hef.
Some of the Playmates have said he takes viagra and called his erection 'fake.'
Noah Hill
kendra said that Hef had "orgies" but the girls only faked it, and bounced on his dick, just to get that shit over with
Luke Martin
twitter.com
wow her husband is a twitch streamer. not sure if cool or sad
Angel Powell
Sounds about right.
Anthony Sanchez
>shitskin
>no job. sits at home and plays video games and begging for 2.00$ donations
sounds about right